Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[stand watie]

make that "blanketa$$ injun" and i'll agree! ROTFL!

free dixie,sw

[stand watie]

see #881- hint i'm one of those too.

free dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"...make that "blanketa$$ injun" and i'll agree! ROTFL!"

Sorta like being called an Uncle Tom in our fellow minority's lexicon...my Injun brothers and sisters who own the gamblin' casinos--fact is, most are Whiter than me or you--hate the uppity braves like US who don't WHINE and BEG to be enslaved to the Federal Leviathan, but we disagree with their characterization of US BlanketA$$es...LOL!!

Eye-Rockies' War Dance, anyone?! Soddom, would you like to be MUD's Bi+c#?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...just like that!"

Figgered...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"jes call me coppa"

Shorter screen name, perhaps?!

LOL...MUD

BTW...copperhead's taken. However..."Could not find anybody named 'CopperHaid'

[Mudboy Slim]

"a COPPERHAID is a southern patriot, who happens to have been born in the north."

Yep...MUD

[sultan88]

Not All the French are Weenies

[Mudboy Slim]

"Muslims"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Muslims...my FRiends...
When will yer Jihad disappear?!
Arabs...my bro's...
Help tell them zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good Allah in their souls...
Saudi money...EVIL goals!!
Please explain why them folks died!!
But Muslims...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom them Sheeple died!!

Allah...is innocent...yeah...
Koran's Right...put HATE aside!!
Muslims...we'll still love ya...
Lord Allah ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bin Laden...YOU SHALL JOIN ALLAH THIS YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughter(s), gently sleep...
Fer yer future(s) Daddy(Right does) FReep!!
Avenge bin Laden's shameless crimes!!
And my son...Jakob, ain't no way I'll say "Goodbye!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Muslims...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let Lib'rals git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join our fight!!
Allah...Allah...ain't it good to be alive?!
Muslims...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

BTW...MUD has often been described as having many desirable Jedi traits...LOL!!


3 posted on 09/18/2001 11:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

CREED's "Arms Wide Open!!"

[Mudboy Slim]

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face
With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I'll take a breath, take her by my side
We stand in awe, we've created life
With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world
With arms wide open...

[conservativemusician]

"..."Could not find anybody named 'CopperHaid'"


ROTFLMAO!

[KLT]

First of all MurryMom.....Muhammad Atta, and Mahmoud Abed Atta are certainly easily mixed up....

Truth is, and you know it, if it wasn't for Clinton's policy of appeasement and his friendly attitude towards terrorists...along with dismantling the CIA, and transferring all it's international counterintelligence to the FBI, changing the FBI from a national law enforcement agency...to a world justice dept...none of this crap would have happened..

OH BTW, we won't even mention all the terrorist exploits during 8 long years of Clinton, including the first bombing of the WTC....

Get a life MurryMom, and if you don't like what you're seeing on FR...go play on DU where you belong...Oh, I'm sure you are already reporting to all your small minded, nasty, meanspirited, condenscending and dimwitted lib friends....

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING CHALLENGED, GET OFF OUR THREADS!
YOU JUST ENJOY CAUSING TROUBLE HERE!

And leave our MUD alone!

[sauropod]

Well lookee here... Long see no time. FR's favorite little ' Rat hatemonger is pooping on the thread.

Whatsamatter, MM? Change of Life got your tongue?

Guess Murrysville, PA must have finally broken down and purchased a dictionary. Along with a grammer book.

Even though your writing style is improved, drivel is drivel no matter how you dress it up...

Smoochies!

[sauropod]

You sure it wouldn't be BFD????

As in Big ___________ Deal?

[sauropod]

Disagree wholeheartedly.

Strats rule. Wouldn't give mine up for love nor money...

[KLT]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, I almost spit my diet pepsi on my monitor again....Windex anyone?

[FBD]

"You sure it wouldn't be BFD???? "

LOL! Hey sauropod, yeah, I'm gonna have to be careful, I might suffer a 'bout o' ysdlexia!

btw, did you know that dyslexic atheists don't believe in Dog? ;^)

FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

Hey Mud,

Good song. (about the Muslims)

I've got to remember to tell you about my hair cut experiance by an Iranian gal the other day. I had a very interestin' conversation with her. She is a Shite, and her family still lives in Iran.

After talking with her, I have more hope for Iranians, then I do the French, by far.

I see you have been busy Freepin today. I'm gonna be out, for the rest of the weekend. I'll catch up with ya next week.

Looks like FR might be down a while, this weekend, anyway.

FRegards,
FBD

[goldilucky]

Good evening, Mudboy.

[Mudboy Slim]

Good mornin', Ms. Lucky...MUD