Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"A 44 year old guy"

SHEEEESH...so how many years in a row you gonna celebrate that 44th birthday, Ol' Man?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"these silly little smiley faces"

Those six NEWBIE smiley-faces are hilarious...then again, I can literally watch my lava lamp fer hours on end...LOL!!

Keep 'em comin'...I don't give a RATS' arse about what Landru says about 'em...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Some guys are just plain dumb."

That's why we call 'em "IGNORANT Lib'rals!!"

"BTW. Can't You See was one of the first tunes I learned. I could still probably play the whole damn thing, given a minute. Love that song."

I can play the flute lead-in on my Irish Whistle...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I appreciate Pavarotti's kind words...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sad...I wonder what's in their future...possible jailtime?"

Unless they've got NO Conscience like Slick Willie, they've gotta be SUICIDAL!!

Amazing that Slick Willie can Order the MASSACRE of 78 innocent Christians at Waco and not lose a wink of sleep--and determine that NO ONE WAS AT FAULT AT WACO!!

Then again, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton is a Sociopathic Mass-Murderer and Serial Rapist...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"They won't lay this on the band."

Not totally, but whoever decided to use the pyrotechnics without authorization will go to prison fer life, IMHO...but the barowner's gonna take a hit, too, 'cuz they hadta be exceeding their Occupancy Permit.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Does Marc Rich give you a cut for being so loyal?"

Amazing thing is, Lib'rals like our nubile young sex kitten service Slick fer FRee...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Damn, dude, SRV's DiscoDave's FAVE...yer gonna fit in just perfect at the MudCaveAnnex next time we git together...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"feminist women" are PRO-self-abuse.

IMHO...MUD

FWIW...admittedly, MurryMom's not the sharpest knife in the drawer; however, she has maintained her posting privileges for quite awhile, which demonstrates she knows how to play by the rules (which I sincerely respect). Apparently, though, she and other Lib'ral twits believe Bill Clinton and Terry McAuliffe and Teddy Kennedy needn't obey the law, and they certainly deserve to RAPE Lib'ral Women...right, MM?!

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, ma'am...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Michael Jordan Transcends Hoops!!"

42 last night against Jersey...amazing!!

MUD

[jla]

And sw just don't like scalawags and carpetbaggers

...or DamnYankees.

free dixie, jla

[Mudboy Slim]

"..........!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

[C]How many [F]roads must a [C]man walk down before you [F]call him a [G]man?[G7]
[C]How many [F]seas must a [C]white dove sail before she [F]sleeps in the [G]sand?[G7]
[C]How many [F]times must the [C]cannonballs fly before they are [F]forever [G]banned?[G7]

The [F]answer, my [G]friend, is [C]blowing in the [Am]wind,
The [F]answer is [G]blowing in the [C]wind.

How many years can a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist before the're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head, pretending he just doesn't see?

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind,
The answer is blowing in the wind.

How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take 'till he knows that too many people have died?

The answer, my FRiends, is blowing in the wind,
The answer is blowing in the wind.

Black XVI FReegards...

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Well, Ted Nugent was a DamnYankee and he's purty kewl, IMHO...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

? But you didn't change the words!! ??

[conservativemusician]

"Not totally, but whoever decided to use the pyrotechnics without authorization will go to prison fer life, IMHO."

If they didn't get the OK for pyro, you are absolutely right.

[Mudboy Slim]

Not yet...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

What MORON would ok pyrotechnics when you have flammable sound baffling right there...did the pyrotechnics go haywire or did I see a stream of sparks shooting accross the stage on purpose?! You need to get approval fer that sorta stuff in writing becuz it is strictly prohibited by local ordinances enforced by the Fire Marshal...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Like I said, I haven't used that stuff since '87. It's just stupid.

Yep, you saw a shower of sparks. Just unbelievable. A lot of heads will roll because of this. I'm tellin' ya, NO club I play in would allow that sh!t. And some of them are alot bigger and newer than the Station.

[conservativemusician]

"Well, Ted Nugent was a DamnYankee and he's purty kewl, IMHO...MUD"


Yeah, him, Jack Blades, Tommy Shaw, all of them were DamnYankees!LOL