Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

You oughtta tell him yerself...he still lurks apparently.

FReegards...MUD

[Happygal]

OK then!!! I guess I already did!:-)

LANDRU, if you read this. I personally and genuinely miss you. Come bail me out, gee me up, and help me get it right in work!!! OK? YOU HAVE A DUTY to young (Is 30 still young?) Irish female conservative journalists!!!

(That aside, I miss you personally)

[FBD]

Mud:"...just got a FReepMail from Landru and he said to tell everyone "Howdy!!"

Sultan:"That's great news! (But what's weird is, today we haven't heard a peep from Formerly Brainwashed Democrat!)"

peep!

[FBD]

Guys and gals,

I've got a good one for you...

The CanAlien, Peter Jennings was out here in Portland moderating a debate about Iraq last night.

On the right side was Lars Larson. On the LEFT was our former socialist Congresswoman, Elizabeth Furse who was previously a citizen of South Africa.

Lars Larson did an excellant job, so naturally Jennings had to step in to help Furse...(keep an eye on Lars, I think he will be on the national talk show circuit soon )

Anyway, get this:
Elizabeth Furse said something like," What right do we have to tell other people how to run their countries?

Lars pointed out to Furse that as a Congresswoman, she had been quite the activist against aparthied in South Africa, had she changed her stance on that?

Game, Set, Match....

[Happygal]

Oh! Oh! NICE one.

Pity he didn't ask her what should be done with Mugabwe!!!!:-)

[goldilucky]

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!

She's way beyond that!

[sultan88]

"...(keep an eye on Lars, I think he will be on the national talk show circuit soon)"

Yes, he sounds like an "up and comer" to me, too!

[sultan88]

So I am at the clinic having my "run" today, and since I can't get Rush there, I pulled out my newly bought "Savage Nation" (from Books-a-Million NOT B & N) and read it for about three hours. WOW! It is fantastic; Savage has a delicious writing style that chews up the RAT Commie-Nazis like justfred and spits them out. He pulls no punches. Hope y'all get a chance to read this book!

[sultan88]

"(Is 30 still young?)"

Yes, indubitably!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Top 10 Classic Sex Symbols"

"#1. Marilyn Monroe
Abandoned as a child, the victim of abuse in foster homes, Norma Jean Mortensen rose from poverty to become the single most celebrated movie star of all-time. She started out as a swimsuit model and caught the eye of tycoon Howard Hughes. She had bit parts in small movies before taking the acting lessons that eventually drove her forward. Being the first Playboy centerfold in 1953, she later starred in the comedy classics Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Seven Year Itch and a series of successful films. Adored by millions worldwide, her second marriage to baseball great Joe DiMaggio played like a fairytale but dark clouds were on the horizon. She began to drink and take pills and her screen work got scarce. She was involved with both President John F. Kennedy and his brother Robert, and was named Number One Sex Star of the 20th Century in 1999 by Playboy. Her alleged suicide merely added to her mystique and legend."

"Best Quotes:
"The trouble with censors is they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any."
"A sex-symbol becomes a thing, I just hate being a thing. But if I'm going to be a symbol of something I'd rather have it [be] sex than some other things we've got symbols of."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Suth'n boys mispronounced on purpose!"

Yes, ma'am, I reckon some of us do...but that's just so as to fool the Lib'ral EffeteElite into thinkin' we ain't as edyookated as we is...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eau de Terlit"

Thanks fer remindin' me...I gotta run by Wal-Mart and pick up the Missuz' Valentine's present...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks...the beginning of that song is some of my favorite FReepin' to date...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I miss you personally"

Thanks, young lady, but I've only been gone a few hours, so you need to learn to be patient. Patience is a virtue that we acquire as we near 40...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"peep!"

LOL...sunny Richmond mornin' FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Elizabeth Furse said something like," What right do we have to tell other people how to run their countries? Lars pointed out to Furse that as a Congresswoman, she had been quite the activist against aparthied in South Africa, had she changed her stance on that? Game, Set, Match...."

Lib'rals are sooooo friggin' STOOOOOOOOPID that EVERY Conservative should be able to WHUP EVERY RATS' A$$ in head-to-head debate EVERY TIME the RATS are STOOOOPID enuff to debate US!! Seriously, the Indefensible things Lib'rals have undertaken to defend make them easy prey for any RightWinger willing to go fer the jugular...looks like Mr. Larsen learned that FACT a while back!!

I look forward to seeing him on the National Scene...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...the HildaBeast's a MurderousTyrantWannaBe in addition to being a butt-ugly bi+c#...but it had too many syllables fer the tune...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Books-a-Million NOT B & N"

I'm a loyal Books-A-Million shopper, too, and have NEVER been to Barnes and Noble!!

And I do like Michael Savage when I get the rare opportunity to hear him, which is usually while on the road.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is 30 still young?"

Considering the FACT that I'm still young at 39 and fully expect to be FReepin' 'til I'm Strom Thurmond's age, I reckon 30 qualifies fer "young", even in Ireland...MUD

[conservativemusician]

What happened?

You lose the number?

BTW. Savage is a riot. I get him in NY, but he gets preempted by hockey and college basketball of all things.