Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[FBD]

Thanks for that link, Mud. I see it's playing in Seattle - I may have to make a trip, and take my Swedie to see it last week of March - April 6th on it's final tour.

If you've never seen it, I'd high'ly recommend you take the Missus to it.

Les Miserables Lyrics

PS.
Ya' gotta comb Persians to keep the snarls out of their hair, don'cha? LOL!

FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

[sultan88]

"Even though the Yanks deride
I just swagger with French pride
I suppose it could be true
There are worse things I can do...."

Great job, y'all. Made me laugh!!

[sultan88]

Thanks, Goldi. Do you like Sam Cooke?

[sultan88]

"...it is my contention, that the "Black Hawk Down" episode in Somalia is what gave Osama bin Lama the belief that he could take on the US, and our military, and WIN. Thank you , Sick Willie Klintoon!!!"

Yes, you are correct. And every time I see that movie it sickens me. Another piece of the "Legacy."

[sultan88]

"...and I shall visit Plan 9 to git my first Sam Cooke CD this afternoon...MUD"

Recommend "Sam Cooke - The Man and His Music."

[sultan88]

"I'm just a groupie fan of ya'll here at "The Black Thread!"

Well, you could change your name to groupie.

[sultan88]

Chancellor Dropout, No place in history for you-hoo-hoo
Chancellor Dropout, You're a crap economist too
At least you could have took the time to be polite to Dubya
But now every last American, wouldn't stoop snub ya.

Super!!! I love it!!

[sultan88]

As for thee, PM Tony, it is so clear to me
You've got peaceniks, but I've got Hans Blix, for I am Saddam D!

Heh heh heh. You guys have a way with rhymin'. And thank God for Tony Blair. He has been a stalwart - almost Churchwellian!

[Ligeia]

Ligeia (meet us at Terry's Place)
Terry boy is shakin’ (we're gonna shake him up today)
Let’s go on Freepin’ at Terry’s Place!! LOL!!

By sultan88

We've got another musician in the group! Ya'll are too much! :^) Freepmail me ol' Terry's house number, I drive on Old Dominion all the time. I want to see if he's flying the Stars and Strips while our country's at war. < /twirling mustache >

[FBD]

LOL! You are full of good name suggestions fer me, aren't ya?

Hey Sultan and Mud, I've got an easy song to FReep:

Doobie Brothers;

"George Bush is just all RIGHT with me,
George Bush is just all RIGHT, Oh Yeah.
Doo,do doo,doo, doo,dooo,do,doooo.
(Repeat a half dozen times)

George Bush took a staannd,
Routed out Aff-Ganistaann!

I don't care what li-bore-alls may say!
I don't care what li-bore-alls may do!
George Bush is just all RIGHT Oh, Yeeah!

Doo,do do,do, do,dooo.....

BWahahahaaaa!

He'p me out on this one, Mud, Sultan!!!

FRegards,

FBD

[sultan88]

Ahhh....just what is the name of the song you're tryin' to FReep??? (LOL)

[goldilucky]

"Best of Showtunes" you say?

All I can think of is "One Night at the Roxbury"

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd highly recommend you take the Missus to it."

I'm considering a romantic getaway this Spring to do just that...and I might even bring the Missuz...LOL!!

"Ya' gotta comb Persians to keep the snarls out of their hair, don'cha? LOL"

I don't gotta do nuthin'...LOL!! But I will say that that damned cat sheds in clumps...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

JessieLee saw that picture and said, "Webbie!!"...LOL!! OUR adopted feline looks EXACTLY like that...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Recommend "Sam Cooke - The Man and His Music."

I went to Wal-Mart instead and all they had was Sam Cooke's "Keep Movin' On", but it's got 23 tracks and I'm listenin' to "Meet Me at Mary's Place" as I type this...LOL!! You gonna sing backup vocals, dude?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Freepmail me ol' Terry's house number, I drive on Old Dominion all the time."

You've got FReepMail...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"He'p me out on this one, Mud"

Why?! You got it nailed, my FRiend...finish 'er up...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Best of Showtunes" you say? "

I actually found the "Highlights from Les Miserables (Original Broadway Cast Recording)" at Wal-Mart and I'll check it out as soon as I finish listening to Sam Cooke...LOL!! What's the title of the song where Javert's singin' about gettin' the BadGuy?!

FReegards...MUD

[Ligeia]

You've got FReepMail...MUD

Thanks, Mud. I'll report back on what I find next time I drive by there.