Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")
Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!
Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!
(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)
FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!
Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!
Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!
(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
Let me tell ya 'bout a place
Somewhere up a New York way
Where the People are so gay
Twistin' the night away
Here they have a lot of fun
Puttin' trouble on the run
Man you find the old and young
Twistin' the night away
Twistin', twistin',
Everybody's feeling great
They are Twistin', twistin'
Twistin' the night away
Here's a Man in evening clothes
How he got here I don't know,
But man, you oughtta see him go
Twistin' the Night away
He's dancing with the chick in slacks
She's a-moving up and back
Oh Man, there ain't nothing like
Twistin' the night away
They're twistin', twistin',
Everybody's feeling great
They're twistin', twistin'
They're twistin' the night away
Let's twist a while,
Feet up, feet back
Feet up, feet back,
Watusi, now fly, now twist
They're twistin the Night away
Here's a feller in blue jeans
Dancing with the older queen
Who's dolled up in a diamand rings
Twistin' the night away
Man you oughtta see her go
Twistin' to the Rock and Roll
Here you find the young and old
Twistin' the night away
They're twistin', twistin',
Everybody's feeling great
They're twistin', twistin'
They're twistin' the night away
One more time,
Feet up, feet back
Feet, up, feet back
Watusi, now fly, now twist
They're twistin' the Night away
OK Give me a few minutes!
Limbaugh Havin' His Say!!
The beauty of a Cyber-Band that specializes in parodies of existing songs is that the Studio's wherever you have recording equipment!! Since we are all working off the same original tune, we already have our timing down pat. For example, if we are FReepin' the Eagles' "Hotel California", we all know that the whole song is 6 minutes, 30 seconds long, and after CM and the BigMan do their guitar lead-in, the drums--bum-bum-bum--kick in at 51 seconds and the lead vocals "On a dark desert highway..." begin at 52 seconds!! With this in mind, we can actually provide all the elements required fer a particular song from wherever we happen to be recording our particular contribution, then email it to a central location for mixing and final over-dubbing. Anybody who's got musical skills and a deep-seated LOATHING fer Collectivist Ideology shall be invited to participate!!
In a nutshell, that's what the MudboySlim.com website will be all about, with the finished products purchaseable on a per song basis or by whole CDs!!
So when folks ask if you wanna be the next Weird Al Jankovic just 'cuz you like to parody existing songs, tell 'em the whole parody concept is simply a way to organize and coordinate disparate forces into a cohesive, marketable finished product!!
Webmaster FReegards...MUD
LOL...me and JJ usedta trade emails all the time and he actually agreed to play my tunes on 1140 once I had them polished up, which unfortunately didn't happen while he was still employed there. Fact is, AM Talk Radio is always looking fer good material and if we're controversial, all the better!! Jacobs was more moderate than Lib'ral, IMHO, and he was the first one to allow me to go off on "Osama bil Clinton" on the air, so I still have a soft spot in my heart fer the guy.
FReegards...MUD
I heard this on Limbaugh yesterday and was thrilled to see the photos that went along with the FReep!! I'm surprised these folks didn't get into fisticuffs...LOL!! Reckon the Leftists are too STOOOOOPID to realize their beliefs were being pilloried...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
FReegards...MUD
"This is the essence of illustrating absurdity by being absurd. No one there protested the brutal dictatorship of Saddam Hussein, just as none of these folks protested in 1998 when Clinton launched 450 cruise missiles (more than all those fired in Gulf War One) at Iraq. Kfir illustrated this with posters. One depicted a Muslim woman wearing a burqa with a leash around her neck and tied to a pole with the slogan "Protect Islamic Property Rights Against Western Imperialism! Say No to War!" Other slogans included: "Except for Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, War Has Never Solved Anything," and "Communism has Only Killed 100 Million People. Let's Give it Another Chance." There was even a communist table there, which we have a picture of on the back page. These guys were lucky to make it out alive! I mean, communists do not allow protests like this. (Remember that whenever you hear that it's better than capitalism or democracy.) You guys did a great job out there, Kfir; thanks again for sharing your pictures!"
Priceless...MUD
BTW...Rusty, please page me when you git the chance.
Me too, actually. The funniest call I ever heard was when a guy was calling from a phone booth in downtown Phoenix, Arizona. He thought he was calling a 1-800 number to enter some contest. Instead, he ended up on Jacob's show in Richmond, VA. Jim really had fun with the dude and I was ROFLOL!
BTW, if you ever have some time on yer hands (LOL)and can make yer way over to the high rise on Franklin St. in Richmond, there's a dude on the 13th floor, I believe, who used to be Jacob's engineer on WRVA. He also was engineer for the Big John trucker show. The dude's name is Alan and he is Jacob's good friend. They still go out together once a week. If you run into Alan, tell him the Sultan sent ya. And maybe we can invite him to one of our Richmond soiree's sometime.
"...none of these protests were anti-Hussein. They were all anti-Bush and anti-America. Where were these protesters when Clinton launched cruise missiles at Iraq? Do you know that Bill Clinton launched more cruise missiles into Iraq in 1998 than the total number of cruise missiles that were used in the Gulf War? Bill Clinton, in 1998, launched more than 450 cruise missiles into Iraq. This is why we ran out of them in Bosnia. No, Jacques Chirac was not appalled at Clinton's actions, there were no protesters protesting then. There were no protesters protesting what we did in Bosnia, there were no protesters protesting what we did in Haiti. These protesters we saw this weekend are not protesting anything other than George W. Bush and America. They're protesting a Republican president and conservative Republican power. That's it in a nutshell and that sentiment was echoed throughout the media..."
DemonRAT SCUM ARE PRO-Tyranny...MUD
HOOOOO Boooy, Mudmaster Slim. Let me know when its up.
Mud.com
Let's do lunch...MUD
BTW...I was drivin' the MudModible in downtown Richmond the other day and saw Corin hangin' out on a streetcorner and yelled out, "Hey Mr. Stormhands!!"...LOL!! Well, Corin looked right back at me and pretended not to recognize me until the light turned green and I pulled up beside him and he said, "I din't know who you wuz!!" to which replied, "Who the heck else do ya know who calls ya 'Mr. Stormhands'?!! LOL...I drove off as he said, "Good point."
We're BETA-testing it now, but my folks tell me it oughtta be up in a crude form this Spring...MUD
I know exactly the one yer talkin' 'bout...MUD
The thought that a sitting Attorney General appears to be soooo cavalierly IGNORING such rampant Abuse of the Executive Branch makes me wonder if Slick Willie don't have something on Senator Ashcroft!!
Sincerely concerned...MUD
BTW...FBD, I think I've gotta new Screen Name fer ya..."Could not find anybody named 'John Ashcroft'
Soon to be purchaseable at the MudboySlim.com MudCaveSuperStore...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
...and up from the web, came a bubblin' crude...words, that is
Mudboy's tea
Fer EVERY Clintonista, there shall be a song, and the theme of each shall be "JUSTICE!!"
LOL and FReegards...MUD
BTW..."Mr. EX-Prez'dent"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Mr. Banker")
Oh yeah...oooh...
Mr. EX-Prez'dent...Slick Willie...
How much does Power mean?!
Won't you reconsider, Willie?!
Won't you do this thing fer me?!
RESIGN right now!! Be gone, you whore!!
Nixon did, Slick...Even the Score!!
Sir, won't you RESIGN, Mister EX-Prez'dent...
Won't you RESIGN 'fore we RE-IMPEACH?!
Oh Mister EX-Prez'dent, please...
Slick, listen to MUD's sound...
(MUD harpin' fer his dinner and The Big Man puttin' a hurtin' on his Les Paul)
Now, I'm plum pissed off...Slick Willie...
Said hey, Mister EX-Prez'dent...you've damaged MY Country!!
Won'tcha reconsider, Willie...
Won't you just RESIGN fer me?!
I told ya, Willie...
Said, "Git outta my House...you Chi-Com Whore!!
Slick, YOU killed them Waco children...you left a scar!!
Oh, won't you RESIGN, Balkan Butcher...
Won't you RESIGN afore I git MEAN?!
BOY, won'tcha RESIGN, please?!"
FReegards...MUD
4 Posted on 09/25/2000 10:07:09 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Ya can't say I don't warn ya, ya sleazy, traitorous, rapin', mass-murderin' ba$+ard!!
MUD
Bingo...MUD
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