Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Surf's up! Let's go!"

I'm there...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Shan't Git Fooled Again"
(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")

We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Medyuh LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!

We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!

We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!

(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp...LOL!!)

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for what's Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!

Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Lib'rals' Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...)8^D!!
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!

Mudboy Slim


16 posted on 09/11/2002

[BOBTHENAILER]

Lib'rals are a HOOt to laugh at...thank God and the American Voters that they are IRRELEVANT to American policy...LOL!!!

Ain't that the truth!!!!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!

Yeah man, that's the ticket.

This is one of those songs that begs for a FReepin'.

[FBD]

"We've got 4"-6" of ice pellets/sleet, but the real snow accumulation was north and west of Richmond. The main roads are clear now, but the back country roads where I live ain't been touched by the plow trucks.

It ain't so bad"...MUD

Mud, you sound like you might have some Scandahoovian in ya'.

Pictured below;
Mud being questioned by the local deputy.

[Mudboy Slim]

"you might have some Scandahoovian in ya'."

It's German and Welsh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW..."Mud being questioned by the local deputy."

Un unh...local police officials CONSULT...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Since September 11, 2001, Americans have come together as never before in our generation. We have banded together to overcome tremendous adversity. We have weathered direct attacks on our own soil, wars overseas, corporate scandal, layoffs, unemployment, stock price plunges, droughts, fires, and a myriad of economic and physical disasters both great and small. But now, we must come together once again to overcome our greatest challenge yet.

Hundreds of Major League Baseball players in our very own nation are living at, just below, or in most cases far above the seven-figure salary level. And as if that weren't bad enough they could be deprived of their life-giving pay for several months, possibly longer, as a result of the upcoming strike situation. But you can help!

For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it's a start, and every little bit will help! Although $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, to a baseball Player it could mean the difference between spending the strike golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than a month's rent, half a mortgage payment, two unemployment checks, or a month of medical insurance with COBRA, but to a baseball player, $700 will partially replace his daily salary. Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.

HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?

Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive an unsigned photo of the player lounging during the strike on a beach somewhere in the Caribbean (for a signed photo, please include an additional $150). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?

Your MLB player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator in case additional funds are needed for unforeseen expenses.

YES, I WANT TO HELP!

I would like to sponsor a striking MLB player. My preference is checked below:

[ ] Infielder
[ ] Outfielder
[ ] Starting Pitcher
[ ] Ace Pitcher
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team - $10 per minute)
[ ] Alex Rodriguez (Higher cost: $60,000 per day)

Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for the player for the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with an Alex Rodriguez 2001 Income Statement and my very own Donald Fehr MLB Players Union pin to wear proudly on my hat (include $80 for hat).

Your Name: _______________________
Telephone Number: ____________________
Account Number: _____________________
Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express [ ] Discover
Signature: _______________________

Mail completed form to MLB Players Union or call 1-900-F-THE-FANS now to enroll by phone ($10 per minute)."

LOL...I realize this is blatant Class Warfare, but I found it to be hilarious nonetheless...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Clinton Butt-Boy Wesley Clark is a PUNK...that's why Terry McAuliffe has sex with him...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Anybody who ain't listenin' to Limbaugh oughtta be...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...one of those songs that begs for a FReepin'."

Unless you assume songs are PERFECT, every song begs fer a FReepin', my FRiend...MUD

[FBD]

BTW..."Mud being questioned by the local deputy."
"Un unh...local police officials CONSULT"...MUD

No correction, Mud. The neighbors just want their Persian cat back....
hand him over you cat napper, you...:^)

Tourist Travel Advisory For France

[FBD]

Hey Mud, where is Wesley Clark now?

BTW, I watched a fairly decent movie over the weekend wid' my sweedie. "Sweet Home Alabama"
Ya seen it yet?

It actually portrays 'bama folks in a nice way.
But get this; the villain of the movie is a liberal DemonRat Mayor of New York City.

She is appropriatly played by Candice Bergan. Her son is marrying a poor southern gal, (Reese Witherspoon) who is trying to conceal her past from her elitist New York friends and fiance. The best line in the movie is when the Mayor tells her son, "There is nothing wrong with poor people, I get elected by them."

I liked it. I was pleasantly surprised. While somewhat of a chick flick, I give it 3 stars for ripping on elitist rich liberal politicians. And of course, they played "Sweet Home Alabama", but not by Lynard Skynard.

[FBD]

I wouldn't recommend this movie to you, however...

[BOBTHENAILER]

But get this; the villain of the movie is a liberal DemonRat Mayor of New York City. She is appropriatly played by Candice Bergan

No wonder it got such bad reviews. Anything out of Hollywood that EVER slams a liberal is blasphemy. I'll have to check it out now.

[sultan88]

So how come everyone is picking on the Sultan today?? (after all it is his birthday)

[sultan88]

"How can ANYBODY "despise dogs"?!"

Well, just the ones that bark and bite. Give me a nice cuddly kitten anytime.

[sultan88]

"CheeseHead!!!"

OK, next year a three-way bet. FBD's cheeseheads, vs. MUD's deadskins vs. the Sultan's mighty Pittsburgh Steelers!!

[sultan88]

"We've got 4"-6" of ice pellets/sleet, but the real snow accumulation was north and west of Richmond..."

How'd y'all fare up your way?

[sultan88]

Me, please!