Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[sultan88]

By the way...I like cats and despise dogs. (But I admire Patton, too!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is General Schwatzkopf a Politician?!"

Sorta reminds me of Colin Powell...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

How can ANYBODY "despise dogs"?! SHEEEESH, I thought I knew ya...MUD

[FBD]

Sultan quote:"By the way...I like cats and despise dogs."

Hmmmmm....lets ask the visting Celebrity Grandma Judges from Norway, what they think of that comment...

[Mudboy Slim]

"President's Day at the FReeper's Finest!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Let's cut him some slack, FBD, the Sultan's been heavily-medicated since Hendrix OD'd...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Behind Left's Lies"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!!

Aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help MUD's Prescience come to be!!
Righteous Power...Devolved Nobly...
Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To know Slick's Tyranny...like I do...and I blame YOU!!
No one fights back this hard 'gainst Left's Evil...
None of MUD's Pain and Woe...shall show through!!

Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...Follow Thee!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's only...
Slim's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!! (eee-eeeeeee-ummmmm!!)

(Big Man gettin' busy on the GeeTAR!!)

When my fist clenches, 'tis Verboten!!
Hell, Yeah!! I'll use it 'cuz MUD's NO Fool!!
Networks smile, tell me their bad news...still, Mudboy laughs at their Leftist drool!!
FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!!
If I back down, please give me a whuppin'...
Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the mad man...REJECT Left's Lies!!

FReegards...MUD


40 posted on 01/17/2002 2:59 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

"How can ANYBODY "despise dogs"?!"

Mud, is Sultan a Korean? LOL!
Sultan yer still OK. ( I think !)

BTW, How do you guys like your Global-Warmin? heh,heh..raining here.

I came home sick, I think I caught whatever feline virus that Sultan's been spreadin' around...what the heck is this stuff Sultan, Kuka-mungus fungus? I couldn't sleep last night, I'm all stuffed up, and man, I've got a hankerin' fer some Brussels Sprouts! =^*

[BOBTHENAILER]

FRiends, if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL...Strap yer fingers roun' MUD's throat!!! If I back down, please give me a whuppin'... Righteous Swarm!! Leftists...Fear the VOTE!!

(Yep...the BigMan wailin' on his new LesPaul)

Another MudGem. Two asides...where I come from it's called a git-tar (different part o' the country) and I used to have a Les Paul back in my active rockin' days. Great git-tars.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sultan yer still OK. ( I think !)"

That's what I usedta think...and I've MET THE GUY!!!

SHEEEEEESH...a dude who "despises dogs"...bet'cha he dresses up in his multiple wives' clothes, too!! BTW...which wife are you bringin' to our night on the town, Sultan?!

Outageous, simply outrageous...MUD

[FBD]

Supreme XT

So, are you guys in VA all snow-bound in front of the fireplace? Fox Snews is makin' it look like the storm of the century back there.

(This message brought to you by Heat n Glo)

[Mudboy Slim]

"where I come from it's called a git-tar"

Me, too...but since I've been hangin' out with my RedneckRockerFRiends, they've patiently explained that they are playin' HardG-EETAR and I tickle the ivories on a PEE-Annie...LOL!! Look forward to jammin' with you some day, BTN...lemme know when yer gonna be east of the Mississippi...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"the storm of the century"

We've got 4"-6" of ice pellets/sleet, but the real snow accumulation was north and west of Richmond. The main roads are clear now, but the back country roads where I live ain't been touched by the plow trucks.

It ain't so bad...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heat'n'Glo ROCKS...MUD

[FBD]

"No one knows what it's like...to be Left's BagMan...
To be Slick's Stag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be Hated, Lib'rally-Jaded, Believin' all Dem LIES!! "
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Man, that's good Mud! Those lyrics really flow...
It's funny, I was on a jobsite the other day, and there was a radio blarin...(framers always have 70's and 80's radio stations on)and I was listening to that song, and I started thinking about what FReep lyrics could be put to that.
Good job!
FBD

[BOBTHENAILER]

I was listening to that song, and I started thinking about what FReep lyrics could be put to that.

LOL that's exactly what I do when I hear certain songs. Sometimes its the melody or rhythm (sinister usually gets me in the freepin mood) and sometimes the lyrics or theme of the song.

I'll bet it really pisses off the lefties who lurk here to see their left leaning rocker idols blasphemed by us FReepers.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, my FRiend...what'chu hangin' out with FRamers fer?! Yer right about construction workers, though...if we ain't listening to Country, we're listenin' to Classic Rock or Limbaugh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"that's exactly what I do when I hear certain songs"

My wife's convinced it's a sickness of mine...I do the same thing with movies. She hates to go to movies with me 'cuz I constantly point out Leftist Bias...LOL!! Y'all seen that movie called "Little Soldiers"?! SHEEEESH...talk about pro-Terrorist, anti-American FILTH!! Me and the young'uns checked it out this morning and it was hilarious watching the Leftists trying to make their anti-War point by celebrating the anti-Americans!!

Lib'rals are a HOOt to laugh at...thank God and the American Voters that they are IRRELEVANT to American policy...LOL!!!

FReegards...MUD

[FBD]

"But I admire Patton, too"

BTW, Sultan, Patton loved his little dog. You should take a lesson from him! ;^D

Hmmmm,... let's ask Patton what he thinks of the Army slogan, "An Army Of One"

What say you, General?

"There are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did." "An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse $#!+. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about f*****g!"

[FBD]

"Thanks, my FRiend...what'chu hangin' out with FRamers fer?!"

Framers are the salt o' the earth. Fireplaces usually get set while framers are still there. Most of 'em out here are surfers.

Around mid-afternoon, you'll hear 'em say," Hey Bob, let's go check out that other job."

(That's code for, "Surf's up! Let's go!"