Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[FBD]

"BTW...as fer the "fireworks"...uh, nothing to see here, just move it on along...LOL!!"

Geez, I miss all the action...
I thought the admin. mods. mighta given you a "time out" to calm ya down! heh, heh...

I didn't know you had a bit of dislike fer "boris".
"Willard breath", Bwhahaha! That's good! :^D

[sultan88]

I agree with the guilty conscience angle.

But I still want to know "Who owns the Zebra?" (The Russian??)

[FBD]

"Why do over 90% of the Network and print reporters vote fer DemonRATS?!"

I always think,of that old 70's song, with the lyrics, " I'd like to change the worl, but, I don't know what to do...

OK, who sang it, Mud, and is that the RIGHT answer? (IYO)

Racin's back on... back to the tube...Go Stewart!!!

[FBD]

Waltrip's a good guy. He has an unfair advantage with his Bro' in the broadcasting booth, tho'...

Glad yer' feelin' better.

[FBD]

"But I still want to know "Who owns the Zebra?" (The Russian??)"

Yeah, I'd like to know, Mud...who does own the Zebra? I know it ain't the Norvegian, cause he'd try to milk it, and get the crap kicked outta him...

[Mudboy Slim]

You guys are very close on the answer, but it doesn't explain why these Lib'rals focus on DemonRATS as the "saviors of humanity"...the utopian aspect of the answer is there, but you need to focus on collectivism to arrive at THE ONE TRUE ANSWER, IMHO...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...no MOD-imposed TIMEOUTS fer MUD in a coupla weeks...LOL!! I've been on my best behavior.

[FBD]

OK, Sultan,
Mikey won....

Remember...NO GLOATING!!! ;^D

[goldilucky]

How 'bout incorporating the idea that affirmative action is anti-american!

[Mudboy Slim]

I'll go back and find that riddle...I'm pretty sure it was the Zebra doin' the Norwegian, sorta like McAwful givin' the HildaBeast a Lewinsky...LOL!!! Ewww...yech...think I'm gonna be sick...!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...my ol' man's supposed to email me another of those riddles and I think we're gonna add onto our list of CelebrityJudges!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"affirmative action is anti-american!"

Zactly...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Waltrip's a good guy. He has an unfair advantage with his Bro' in the broadcasting booth, tho'..."

How in the WORLD can you make such a ludicous claim, my FRiend?!

SHEEEESH, sometimes I realize how much more washin' needs to done on the brain of yers...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

Now if we can only get that message through the hard headed idiots in Washington. The Supreme Court did away with affirmative action yet it appears the race card and all this other bs has more "weight" than one's own personal merit standing.

George Orwell was right on the money in his book, "Animal Farm" which dispelled a dumbdowned society who just wanted to get by in the world by using stupidity, the cutesy approach, and race rather than seriously applying themselves in a competent world that will eat them alive. As a result, nobody wanted to apply themselves too hard because if they did what difference will it make to them as individials let alone as a whole. Those that are able-bodied have nothing to compete with except with those who choose to remain dumbdowned and stupid. As a result, the society crumbles. Nobody thinks or creates anything. They just do as they are told like good little commies. They don't believe in working smart...just hard enough to be complimented by the boss who would just as soon throw crumbs as them to keep them all "in line".

[knighthawk]

"So I pushed her head down"

[Mudboy Slim]

"Title To Be Named!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "When the Whip Comes Down!!")

Yeah, momma and poppa told me
I was crazy to stay
I was gay in New York
Which is a fag in L.A.
So I saved my money
And I took a plane
Wherever I go they treat me the same

CHORUS:
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down

I'm going down fifty-third street
And they're spitting in my face
I'm learning the ropes
Yeah I'm learning a trade
The east river truckers
Is churning with trash
I've got so much money
That I'm spending so fast

When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the shit hits the fan
I'll be sitting on the can
When the whip comes down

Yeah, some called me garbage
While I was sleeping on the street
I never roll
And I never cheat
I'm filling a need
I'm plugging a hole
My mama's so glad
I ain't on the dole

When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the shit hits the fan
I'm sitting on the can
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down

CHORUS:
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down

INSTRUMENTAL: SOLO OVER TE CHORDS A D -- 7x's

CHORUS:
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the shit hits the fan
I'll be sitting on the can
When the whip comes down

(Cool Guitar Jammin')

CHORUS:
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down
When the whip comes down

FADE OUT:

Liberate Iraq...NOW!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RAPE?! Awww...fuggedaboutit, All Presidents are RAPISTS, Right?!"

Dude jist makes my skin crawl...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"George Orwell was right on the money in his book, "Animal Farm"

Quite possibly my favorite book--EVER--while I was in high school...and GREAT COMMENTS in post #412, my FRiend. I know yer not a big Limbaugh aficianado, but he makes an excellent recurring point that "Lib'ralism's easy...it actually takes some rational thought to get yer noggin' around conservatism!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ten Year's After...and I've FReeped that song but am not sure where it is...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I didn't know you had a bit of dislike fer "boris".

Neither did I until the last few days...MUD

[jla]

THE ONE TRUE ANSWER

Well?

[Mudboy Slim]

"intellectual vanity* and a neurotic guilty conscious."

Alright...here's the REAL TRUE ANSWER, IMHO...it's Power!! Specifically, the Centralization of Power in as few hands as possible!! Why else would ABCCBSNBCCNN be so unanimously AGAINST the De-Centralization of Power from DeeCee and into the State Capitals and Country Courthouses and City Halls?! The RAT-controlled Networks need homogenized NATIONAL NEWS which requires NATION-WIDE CRISISES so that the Federal Leviathan can implement yet another NATIONAL PROGRAM that the Leftist RAT-Medyuh WHORE'D can trumpet as some sorta solution!! Therefore, the RATS are forced to paint Proponents of DisEmpowering the Fed in favor of Empowering States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families and Individuals as EVIL Un-Compassionate Cretins, when in fact our solutions ALWAYS OutPerform the Leftists' ideas...ALWAYS!!

That's why 90% of the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd supports the RATS Socialist Agenda...MUD