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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


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To: Mudboy Slim
Then, we'll figger out what to do about Bill Clinton's TREASON, a Capital Offense, BTW!!

The song HANGMAN comes to mind.

21 posted on 02/10/2003 6:58:35 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (Just like Black September. One by one, we're gonna get 'em.)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Let's try and set a date to get some of this stuff recorded.

Pick the tunes and we'll find the time.
22 posted on 02/10/2003 6:59:08 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat
"Swedish people are all hard working, because the lazy ones froze to death!"

Instead, now the Lazy Lib'ral Grasshoppers feed off the work of all us industrious and frugal ants.

"PJ also said that with all the government benefits and freebies, pregnancy leave, family leave, vacation leave, sick leave, etc, a Swede can get 570 days off a year."

Ah, yes...the Socialist DemonRAT Utopia where everybody gets a Guv'ment paycheck and nobody has to work fer a living...Lib'rals, it didn't work in the Soviet Union and it won't work here!!

FReegards...MUD

24 posted on 02/10/2003 7:28:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS...Stand Up to Dems and the RATS Scurry Away!!)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
Sure wish someone would FReep LedZep's "Gallows Pole" and post it to this thread...MUD
25 posted on 02/10/2003 7:31:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: conservativemusician
Sounds like a plan, my FRiend...MUD
26 posted on 02/10/2003 7:32:06 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Sure wish someone would FReep LedZep's "Gallows Pole" and post it to this thread...MUD

I'll see if I can arrange that.

27 posted on 02/10/2003 7:41:06 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (Just like Black September. One by one, we're gonna get 'em.)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
"The song HANGMAN comes to mind."

You suggestin' we oughtta give Slick Willie the MussoliniTreatment?!

FReegards...MUD

28 posted on 02/10/2003 8:16:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: sultan88; jla; iceskater; Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; conservativemusician; Landru; justfred
Hey y'all, just got a FReepMail from Landru and he said to tell everyone "Howdy!!"

He described his absence as a "well-earned sabbatical" and has sworn off politickin' altogether fer awhile...but I git the impression he'll be back afore too long. He seemed almost disappointed that we made such short work of "justfred"...almost as if he wanted as piece of Fred, too!! When I've taken FReeper sabbaticals in the past, I knew I was gettin' antsy to git back in when I would lurk and haveta FReepMail my opinion in to one of mis compadres. The problem is, once yer back to FReepin', it takes a lotta self-discipline to keep from gettin' carried away with it, so I think Landru's gonna keep catchin' up with some business stuff and he's also working really hard playing guitar again!! Looks to me like Landru's STILL in the Band!!

Utmost FReegards to one of the mainstays of the Black threads, Landru the All-Knowing Machine...you know where to find US...MUD

29 posted on 02/10/2003 8:43:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
You suggestin' we oughtta give Slick Willie the MussoliniTreatment?!

Actually the Mussolini treatment was a little milder than what I had in mind. But then, I guess I'm just "an excitable boy".

30 posted on 02/10/2003 8:45:26 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (Just like Black September. One by one, we're gonna get 'em.)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
"I'm just "an excitable boy"."

ROFLMAO...that's one of the many things the Missuz calls me!! I can't believe I haven't FReeped any Warren Zevon yet...MUD

31 posted on 02/10/2003 8:47:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru
Good to know Landru is still around.


BTW. Also good to know he's practicing. Never could get enough of that myself.

Mud, I'm serious about recording. Let's figger it out.
32 posted on 02/10/2003 8:57:03 AM PST by conservativemusician (target that explosion and FIRE!)
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To: conservativemusician
"I'm serious about recording."

We both are, my FRiend...and we shall git it figgered out. BTW..."Bugs" is on Vitalogy, but "Rats" is not. I do like "Not for you", though, and will continue mining this CD fer FReep possibilities.

FReegards...MUD

33 posted on 02/10/2003 9:43:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: conservativemusician
"I'm serious about recording."

We both are, my FRiend...and we shall git it figgered out. BTW..."Bugs" is on Vitalogy, but "Rats" is not. I do like "Not for you", though, and will continue mining this CD fer FReep possibilities.

FReegards...MUD

34 posted on 02/10/2003 9:43:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
I can't believe I haven't FReeped any Warren Zevon yet...MUD

How about...We're doves of Berlin?

35 posted on 02/10/2003 10:00:33 AM PST by BOBTHENAILER (Just like Black September. One by one, we're gonna get 'em.)
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To: BOBTHENAILER
LOL...Paul Silhan FReeped "Werewolves of London" years ago and did such an excellent job that I was probably intimidated from even considering matching FReeps with him...LOL!! Zevon's got some other good songs to FReep, and I'll see if I can dredge up Silhan's ol' version.

FReegards...MUD

36 posted on 02/10/2003 10:40:58 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
"Sharpton/McStain '04" ALERT!!!

""Rev. Al Sharpton is good. Real good. The Pentecostal minister from New York City, who wants to pick up where Jesse Jackson left off as a presidential candidate 11 years ago, made quite a splash Sunday morning at St. Sabina's Catholic Church with a sermon that mixed messages of Bush-bashing with personal responsibility for African Americans."

That's why Reverend Al is MUD's Choice Fer DemonRAT Candidate fer POTUS in '04!!

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! RUN AL RUN!!!**

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

**I'd copyrighted that phrase in anticipation of Gore running fer renomination...LOL!!

37 posted on 02/10/2003 10:52:31 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: ecurbh; HairOfTheDog; Corin Stormhands
"Ents"!!...MUD

BTW..."Origin and History of the Ents, including an Investigation of the Proposal that Ents are Maiar and their Relation to the Trolls"

Ents related to TROLLS?! Say it ain't so!!!

38 posted on 02/10/2003 10:56:14 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Trolls aren't so bad really. They just aren't very bright and fell in with bad friends. I felt sorry for the cave troll in FoTR.
39 posted on 02/10/2003 10:58:41 AM PST by HairOfTheDog
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To: HairOfTheDog
Oh, I thought we were talkin' 'bout the RAT-TROLLS who come over from DU.com to FReep...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

40 posted on 02/10/2003 11:02:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RATS're Spineless, Spiritless POLTROONS!!)
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