Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[sultan88]

See #336. I am ill today, FBD. Now, whereas, Brussels Sprouts appeals to me today, your lutefish most certainly does not!! LOL!!

[Landru]

"Not that me 'n the Renegade are worried, but with all these folks out there drivin' Fords wrecklessly in inclimate conditions, I just don't wanna take the chance."

HA!!
Here I'd thought -- all along -- you were the renegade, j.

~eh Mud?
If that crack's not a kick-in-the-shins backhanded indictment on all of America's Ford owners, I don't know what is.
I mean you -- of all people -- know damned well in order for a Ford to be a danger??
It must first start, &, therein lies the paradox.

"Landru: 'You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.'

"Ahhhh yes, kids & dogs; never could stand 'em."

btw, you wouldn't -- by any chance -- have a few brussels sprouts just laying around, would you??
There's been talk our friend, The Sultan, has been observed going up to complete strangers around this place trying to panhandle using the shtick, "Brother can you spare a brussels sprout?"

...it's breakin' my heart to hear this, j.

[jla]

Here I'd thought -- all along -- you were the renegade, j.

No, I'm afraid I'm just your typical, run o' the mill, Reagan-Conservative.
...but then again, would folks consider me a renegade for fallin' for a beautiful, auburn-haired, non-American/non-political gal??

"Brother can you spare a brussels sprout?" ...it's breakin' my heart to hear this, j.

~W.C.'s voice-over~ "My boy, hehe, don't tell me you are of such naïveté not to know that Brussel's sprouts is synonymous with Mia T's posts.

"Barkeep! That underhanded scoundrel from Indiana consumed my beverage whilst my back was turned! I demand reparation...doubled, please."

[boris]

"As for Boris, I'd like him to join us and defend hisself. Perhaps he just doesn't understand how Mia T's artwork 'works'."

It's really very simple. It is ugly, un-necessary, repetitive, and a waste of bandwidth.

Somebody (Mia-T) has way too much time on her hands.

The points can be made without Las-Vegas-style HTML tricks.

As for whether I am a Clintonite, I refer you to the extensive body of postings and commentary I have offered here since I joined it in 1998.

--Boris

[Landru]

"...but then again, would folks consider me a renegade for fallin' for a beautiful, auburn-haired, non-American/non-political gal??"

Well I dunno, j.
I suppose they might if the Lass' name was Murrymom, don'tcha think?
Personally if I were in your boots -- & granted, I'm not -- I'd check out airfares to Ireland, myself.
I hear the country's beautiful this time of year & the Ladies -- especially the journalist types -- are quite fiesty.
Catching one of those Irish gals has to be every bit as challenging as angling for the world famous trout found in the almost magical Irish streams. ~sigh~

"~W.C.'s voice-over~ "My boy, hehe, don't tell me you are of such naïveté not to know that Brussel's sprouts is synonymous with Mia T's posts."

Of course I'm up to speed on the talented (& gracious) MiaT's wonderful work and the association between her & the unusual vegetable.
(~even if that old crab "Boris" isn't. :o) )

"'Barkeep! That underhanded scoundrel from Indiana consumed my beverage whilst my back was turned! I demand reparation...doubled, please.'"

HA!!!

...drinks for everyone, on me.

[Mudboy Slim]

"If Congress doesn't re-impeach this traitor than all of those refuse to impeach should be investigated for sedition."

EXACTLY...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"It is ugly, un-necessary, repetitive, and a waste of bandwidth."

I feel the same way about you, willard-breath...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

willard-breath...MUD

Seriously, boris...yer a Lewinsky waitin' to happen, ain't ya, GirleyMan?!!!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am a Clintonite"

Well, DUHHHH!!! Yer the biggest willard-breath I've EVER known...MUD

[jla]

Catching one of those Irish gals has to be every bit as challenging as angling for the world famous trout found in the almost magical Irish streams.

I think you might have meant salmon...the fish o'knowledge, of which none are more pleasing to the senses than those found in Canada.
(You'll just have to trust me on this, my Hoosier friend).

Nice to have ya back here, Landru...you make folks think.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...drinks for everyone, on me."

Yeah, right!! Get a JOB, dude...MUD

[jla]

It's really very simple. It is ugly, un-necessary, repetitive, and a waste of bandwidth.

Then again, Boris, you're not runnin' FR. So I must assume that Jim-Rob sees Mia's posts as most appropriate.

Somebody (Mia-T) has way too much time on her hands.

Actually, if you'd ever quit talkin' with your mouth full, you'd come to learn that Mia's original posts are pretty spread out.
And Boris, has it occurred to you that Mia may be more proficient than yourself with code, as well as her being light years ahead of you in grace 'n intelligence.

Fight your losing battle elsewhere, Boris.

VIVE LA T!