Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Skynyrd Lyrics"

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Tuesday's Gone
(Allen Collins - Ronnie VanZant)
Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm leaving my woman behind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.

And I don't know where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again,
But I'm leaving my woman at home.

(chorus)
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.

Train roll on many miles from my home,
See, I'm riding my nlues away.
Tuesday, you see, she had to be free
But somehow I've got to carry on.

(chorus)

[Mudboy Slim]

The ease with which y'all apologize fer perceived offenses offends...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I have done my share of offending people, and I always regret it, afterwards."

I REGRET NOTHING...f**k'em if they can't take a joke...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"waiting almost 5 minutes for the thread to load"

You need to upgrade, my FRiend...I've got a direct cable hookup now and even Mia T's threads load up in 10-15 seconds; however, the USO Canteen still takes an awful long time to load fer some reason or other...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BTW...Boris can be a Clinton butt-sniffer at times, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

In due time, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Interesting...MUD

[FBD]

Well, FINE THEN! ;^D...

[Mudboy Slim]

"HarmonyCentralROCKS"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"a second roll for 1/2 the regular price of $57.50 (plus tacks)"

Good DuckedTape is a bargain at any price, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

FBD works fer me...MUD

BTW...Friggin' Big Deal?! Forecasting Bill's Demise?! Fergit (Former Clinton Commerce Sec. Ron) Brown's DEATH?!

[Mudboy Slim]

We'll see how it works out...I've already got other plans fer the whole weekend but I'm gonna see if I can switch 'em around...my buddy on Long Island is gonna be playing golf in Florida...MUD

[FBD]

I have cable at my house, it's my little Sweedie's house that has the slow dial-up. Cable ain't available out in the boonies...

I've worried about the graphics that I've posted. I hope they don't cause problems for thread loading...

I know a grown man my age shouldn't have so much fun posting these silly little smilies, but I can't help it!

This one is my favorite, it reminds me of my summer job out of high school, where I worked on the log deck...

[FBD]

I'm takin' orders right now, how many ya' want?

[FreeTheHostages]

I wish to focus nowadays on offending the French. And the Germans. :)

[FBD]

"FBD works fer me...MUD
BTW...Friggin' Big Deal?! Forecasting Bill's Demise?! Fergit (Former Clinton Commerce Sec. Ron) Brown's DEATH?!

Heh, heh...as long as I don't get isdlexic, (bfd)I should be OK!

[FBD]

Hey Mud,
RE: the link to Harmony...

Tuk!

(dat's svenska for thanks.)

[FBD]

"I wish to focus nowadays on offending the French. And the Germans. :)"

Me too. I have a question for you;
Are the Germans playing Poodle to the French, or is it vice-versa?

(The liberal, Mort Kondrake actually said this a few days ago.)

[FreeTheHostages]

How about neither? How about they just deserve each other? :)