IRAQ THREATENS WORLDWIDE TERRORIST SUICIDE BOMBING CAMPAIGN IF U.S. ATTACKS (VICE PRES. RAMADAN)

Yahoo Japan (in Japanese) from Spiegel Magazine, Germany ^ | 3 February 2003 | Yahoo Japan (in Japanese) from Spiegel Magazine

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

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[txradioguy]

Saddam Hussein: "I will send thousands of suicide bombers throughout the world if the U.S. Attacks!"


Tariq Aziz: "But Great Leader, we can't do that, all of our homicide bombers are at Camp X-Ray."


Sassam Hussein: "WHAT! (cocks pistol) BLAM!!!"


Aziz: "Arrrghhh.....gurgle...gurgle."


Hussein: "Guards, remose this pile of camel dung and send in the NEW Foreign Minister!"

[clintonh8r]

The sooner we splatter these wankers the better.

[mhking]

Lock and load...

Saddam, you REALLY don't want to do that...

[aruanan]

He stated that they will mobilize a team of 1000 youths as suicide bombers to unleash attacks worldwide upon Americans and others if the US dares attack Iraq.

So we offer them a free apartment in Los Angeles and all the dirrty sex they can take with Christine Aguilera. That ought to dissuade them from the blandisments of Saddam.

[dead]

They're going to send a bunch of exploding kids at us?!?

I think the kids will likely realize that their leaders are a bunch of toothless fags.

They'll take off their bombs, grab a Coke, and turn on MTV.

Welcome to America kids, you'll love it here! Now go get a job.

[OneLoyalAmerican]

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[CyberAnt]

Hmmmm? Excuse me ... how are they planning to do this since they DON'T HAVE ANY WMD's ...??

Get real ... they people only know how to rule by threats. That's how they operate - by intimidation!!

[Mo1]

Oh I don't care who gets him first .. just as long as they get him

[Valin]

I would not wish to fight the United States — either militarily, politically, or culturally. For every threat, our history teaches us that Americans offer not just a rejoinder, but the specter of a devastating answer of a magnitude almost inconceivable to those now chanting and threatening in the streets of the Middle East. Do they have any idea of what sort of dangerous people we really are? Do they understand the history of the names of those ships now off their coasts, like the USS Peleliu or Enterprise, or the pedigree of the 82nd or 101st Airborne?

Victor Hanson Davis
Dogs of War
November 6, 2001 NRO

[NRA2BFree]

When it starts, Arabs are going to be shot dead whenever they appear in public.

[b4its2late]

Do they understand the history of the names of those ships now off their coasts, like the USS Peleliu or Enterprise, or the pedigree of the 82nd or 101st Airborne?

No. But they will......

[speekinout]

Uh-huh. The only countries that don't seem to be paying attention are Germany and France. A few suicide bombers there might get their attention.

And I doubt that we are admitting Arab youths to the US without very good reason.

[Courier]

Impossible

1000 suicide bombers times 72 virgins.

Where are they going to find 72,000 virgins?

[Aaron0617]

1000 youths with bombs to be used worldwide hardly sounds scarry.

Not the point. Its not supposed to scare us, just further enrage the peace activists and the Germanys/Frances of the world.

If big bad Bush invades Iraq 1000 children will automatically die.

[ladyinred]

I think we all expected this to begin with. Seems to me any Iraqui youths in this nation should perhaps be detained when this starts. That will not happen of course because of the PC crowd.