Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

The MudCave ^ | 25 January 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, lead US to the show
Right done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUD the ClintonBane!!p>

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Game!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"

Gotta re-FReep this at some point...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Great ending to the story, my FRiend...I couldn't believe folks were ticked at you fer not stating that you were Ireland...LOL!!

Some folks just like to bitch, I reckon...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Al Sharpton cabinet? How about:

Cabinet Secretary- Maxine Waters; Every cabinet meeting would be a riot!
Defense Sec.- Sheila Jackson Lee, she's on the defense committee, now right? Should be an easy transition...lol
Atty. General- OJ's atty. What's his name; "If it doesn't fit, you must aquit?
Sec of State- Jessie Jackson; experienced at nuzzling up to dictator types.
Dept. of Labor- That retread from slick willies cabinet, Alexis Herman, I believe. Good at shaking down corporations.
Dept of Environmental quality- Major Owens; He'll take care of that shark problem, caused by the slave trading ships.
Dept of transportation- Carol Mostly-Fraud Brown -Very experienced Concord travelor at taxpayer expense.
Surgeon General- Who else...Joycelyn Elders!

Hmmmmm...an opening salvo, let's ask the CelebrityJudges fer their opinions....

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

There's already a kayaker, my FRiend...MUD

[Happygal]

...I couldn't believe folks were ticked at you fer not stating that you were Ireland...LOL!!

Ye'd think they might of guessed. I even write with an accent! *LOL*

[Mudboy Slim]

"...folks were ticked at you fer not stating that you were FROM Ireland..."

SHEEEESH...don't want folks to think you ARE Ireland...LOL!! They might git you mixed up with Crazy Stephen, the Irishman from "BraveHeart"!!

FReegards...CrazySteven

[FBD]

"There's already a kayaker, my FRiend"...MUD

That ain't fair! I want that name! Well, maybe I could be Kayaker Huang2 ? ;^D

Or: Kayaker, formerly known as "FBD"?

[FBD]

Does "kayaker" have a kewl gif like this, to post with?
If not, then "kayaker" should surrendor the name to me!... ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

Kayaker, my FRiend...FBD has challenged YOU fer yer ScreenName...pistols at dawn?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kayaker, formerly known as "FBD"

Too long...ask Ironword...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'formerly known as "FBD"

[FBD]

I just looked at "kayaker"'s FR page. Totally blank. Any kayaker/FReeper worth the salt water in his ears would have at least bookmarked the "Lexicon of the Free Republic" Take a look at my page. I've only been here a short while, yet it's full of stuff that I stole borrowed from my fellow FReepers. Fact is, I think I got some stuff from off your page, Mud! Don't worry, I'll return it when I'm done with it! ;^)

[FBD]

A duel it is! Kayaker can bring his little derringer...and I'll...

[FBD]

Maybe Kayaker and I could escalate the conflict, sort of a "nuclear detente", if you will. Geez, I hate that expression, "If you will". (Li-bore-alls use it.)

Well, back to work. It's been fun, Mud. Catch you when this thread hits 500!

Oh, and tell Kayaker I'll be waiting for him, at the crack of Dawn. ;^D

[Mudboy Slim]

"I think I got some stuff from off your page, Mud!"

Yer welcome to it, my FRiend...I've been trying to convince conservativemusician to work on his ProfilePage, too, but he keeps claiming to be too busy...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...kayaker, yer bein' called out, my FRiend!!

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...y'all new FReepers have all the kewlest gif gizmos...keep 'em comin'!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"BTN Invades the NooYawkSlimes' LettersToTheEditor page"...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Love it...

[Mudboy Slim]

"Yippee!!"?!!

So...how long were you a RAT?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh. Mudboy Slim


497 posted on 10/16/2002 10:55 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"You Ain't Seen Nuthin' Yet!!"
(To be sung to Bachman-Turner Overdrives' "You ain't seen nuthin' yet...")

Algore's a genteel woah-man...
Left's stuck with Al the twig.
Lib's knew they had it comin' to 'em...
When they bailed out Slick Willie!
I think that...late Justice is still Justice...
So I'll take what I can git...ummm...uhhh...ugh...
Slick taunts at me with big, bold lies...I say...
US FReepers shant fergit!!
Slick ain't seen n-n-nuthin' yet!!
WE'RE RIGHT!! Folks, ain't gonna never let you fergit...
F-F-FReepers...you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
MUD says, "Ol' Slick's goin' down!!!!!!"

(Guitar strummin')

Folks, now we're FReepin' Limbaugh...
He's my Ol' Man, fer sure!!
Bob Barr's got Re-Impeachment...
October Surprise, yessir!!
MUD says that...late Justice is still Justice!!
Gonna take what we can git!!
Patriots...what about all those Chinese SPIES?!!
MUD says...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...
N-N-Nation, we shall see Justice yet!!
Come Lib'rals...kneel Leftists...
Right ain't never gonna forget, Willie...
You ain't seen nuthin' yet!!

You need re-educatin'...
Come on back to school!!

Late Justice is still Justice...
We'll Dethrone this Tyrant yet!!
Yes, we'll FReep the whole Senate!!
Folks, Slick just mocks the FRee with his Treasonous LIES!!
I say...
Us FReepers shant fergit!!
Bubba, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!!
Here's somethin'...got yer number...you'll be my pet!!
Willie, Slick Willie, you just ain't seen nuthin' yet!!
You ain't seen nuthin' yet...that's what Monica told me, Slick!!
Mo said you needed an extension...
Fer sure...Slick knows he ain't seen nuthin' yet!!

FReegards...MUD

2 Posted on 08/07/2000 21:34:02 PDT by Mudboy Slim