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To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; kayaker; FreeTheHostages; Pippin; jla; lodwick; dansangel; ...
"The Al Sharpton cabinet? How about:

Cabinet Secretary- Maxine Waters; Every cabinet meeting would be a riot!
Defense Sec.- Sheila Jackson Lee, she's on the defense committee, now right? Should be an easy transition...lol
Atty. General- OJ's atty. What's his name; "If it doesn't fit, you must aquit?
Sec of State- Jessie Jackson; experienced at nuzzling up to dictator types.
Dept. of Labor- That retread from slick willies cabinet, Alexis Herman, I believe. Good at shaking down corporations.
Dept of Environmental quality- Major Owens; He'll take care of that shark problem, caused by the slave trading ships.
Dept of transportation- Carol Mostly-Fraud Brown -Very experienced Concord travelor at taxpayer expense.
Surgeon General- Who else...Joycelyn Elders!

Hmmmmm...an opening salvo, let's ask the CelebrityJudges fer their opinions....

FReegards...MUD

223 posted on 01/31/2003 11:33:14 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The 1990's will be recalled as "The Decade of Fraud"!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
An Al Sharpton cabinet?
Whoever they would be I'd think it befitting that they all wear prison-issue orange uniforms when they meet.

W2004

249 posted on 02/01/2003 3:57:13 AM PST by jla
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