You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

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[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

All of your family portraits are in the computer room

You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.

Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.

When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.

Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.

That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush

Your Spouses “To Do” List:

Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic

You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.

[Howlin]

We had our monthly FR chapter meeting this past week; it's so nice just to walk in and see everybody.

And when somebody says, "Howlin," I just answer. It's way too cool to be with people who are so much like us, even when we're not alike!

[sweetliberty]

We have a FReeper meeting this afternoon. Yeah, it is great. Have you ever had one of those meetings where you all crowded around a monitor?? Hehehe.. We are definitely a unique breed.

[quack]

You know you ARE a Freeper when:

You write everything in html format

....and when a co-worker tells you about "Breaking News" on Yahoo and you get to tell them that that news is a week old and usually incorrect.

[TigersEye]

You experience frequent stiffness in your mouse hand.

Duct tape and tongue depressors will help that.

[sweetliberty]

Hey y'all; don't miss this one.

[Balata]

I mean, how could I get up and leave a wedding if war breaks out? :-)

It's easy. It's called setting your priorities.;-)

[Neenah]

I told my husband last night I needed to talk to him that it was "series" he cracked up laughing. Nothing like two member Freeper households.

Hahahaha, that is HUGH !!!!!!!

[Howlin]

For goodness sake, do NOT encourage me!

[Balata]

It's that FReeper logic thing. LOL

[TigersEye]

My cat ... give me dirty looks and let out a disgusted meow or two.

I can't hear him anymore. Maybe I could wire up a key on each side of the door and one at the food dish
that would throw up a message window on the monitor. "Let me in." "Feed me." Naw! He'd just abuse it.

[sweetliberty]

ROTFL!

[Taxman]

LOL!

Thanks, I needed that!

[ST.LOUIE1]

LOL! These are great!

Will check back later. Thanks, Sweetie! : )

[RandallFlagg]

You know you're married to a FReeper if:

When you go into the computer room and constantly trip over the three spare keyboards, the Windex bottle is in the way of the scanner and there's dirty paper towels in the trash. But the keys are still sticky....

Aftermath from reading threads like this.

[Flyer]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

I'm still a single FReeper (how did THAT happen?), but I have the network ready in case the day comes. (you don't expect us to share a computer do you?) So just a general FReeper indicator from me. . .

You know you are a FReeper when. . . you have no idea how to log off.

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[Howlin]

Hey, can you SEE in my FROG????

Without turning around, I can see one extra computer monitor, two scanners, two old CPUs, 3 keyboards, a mouse and a bunch of old software, along with various power cords, cables, etc.

I really need to find a place to put all that stuff!!!!

[mollynme]

I find it a whole easier to have the tv and the monitor in the same line of vision.
Exactly! LOL...I also have everything set up next to the patio door so that I can throw out the tennis ball now & then for the puppy to chase. (Somebody has to get some exercise around here!)

[cactusSharp]

freeper words like SORE LOSERMAN, bloviating,series
clymer,freepercussions,freeper,

the ability to click any subject ask a question and get book chapter and verse facts in spades

on free republic, any rumor,myth,or lie is massaged
100%.

and lastly, the best pics,videos and brains collected
on the planet.......other than that.....lol

[Taxman]

YOur spouse tells you that:

"All my time are belong to FRee Republic."

[Neenah]

When you are in a crowd ...and someone says "What did you say?", you automatically say "scroll up!"