Posted on 01/17/2003 12:26:11 AM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
I just signed the national "I SUPPORT THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF" petition to support our President's actions in the war against terror and wants you do the same. Click below to stand with our Commander In Chief: Jane Fonda, Oliver Stone, West Wing's Martin Sheen, Gloria Steinem, Rev. Al Sharpton and others have taken part in a national effort to "Resist the war and repression that has been loosed on the world by the Bush Administration. It is unjust, immoral and illegitimate." The organization is calling itself NION (Not In Our Name), and already more than 200,000 have joined the celebrity elite in this brutal attempt to undermine our President's policies. Using the Internet, and major media outlets, they are openly and viciously attacking President Bush by stating that their goal is to "resist the policies and overall political direction that have emerged since September 11, 2001." As Americans who love our God, and country, this is outrageous! * * * * A CALL TO ACTION! * * * * We are tired of the celebrity elite stealing away our voice on key issues that affect our nation by proclaiming: NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE LIBERTY-LOVING CITIZENS OF OUR GREAT NATION TO RISE UP AND SUPPORT OUR PRESIDENT IN THE FACE OF THESE DAMAGING ASSAULTS BY CLICKING BELOW: Through this national effort, Grassfire.net wants to deliver more than 100,000 signed petitions as quickly as possible to the White House, key leaders in Congress, and to the NION advisory board. Here's how YOU can help ... * * * ACTION ITEM #1 --SIGN THE PETITION We are calling on every American to sign our national "I SUPPORT THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF" petition. Click below to sign: And after signing, we are asking you to forward this message to 20-30 of your freedom-loving friends--urging them to stand with the President and against the liberal-minded message of Jane Fonda, Oliver Stone and others by signing the petition as well! Thank you for lending your voice in the growing chorus of support for our Commander In Chief! Grassfire.net Real Impact. Read Feedback. Real Results. P.S. Just one year ago, political leaders from both sides of the aisle as well as the Hollywood elite rallied behind our President. Now, just one year later, the radical left is undermining the President while our servicemen and women are defending our way of life! To counter NION's efforts, we are asking you to help us double, even triple their efforts as soon as possible. Please join the thousands of others who are urging Congress to support the Commander In Chief, today! + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + CLICK BELOW TO SIGN THE "I SUPPORT THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF" PETITION:
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One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most?What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us
in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.
You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
follow us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he
could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can
run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two
Hail Marys!
"Saddam-free in '03."
Hear, hear!! Thank you for your support of our troops and veterans and their families.
Thanks, ms feather, my friend.
I'm so pleased to meet your acquaintance, Ms Bethbg! I think quite highly of your momma, Ms Grit!
What a gas you are!!
ROTFLOL
God bless you all, God bless our Military, our President. God bless America!
I found some friends for the Bunny ride!
"1955 Submarine USS Nautilus begins 1st nuclear-powered test voyage"
I am worried about this cold thing you have had for some time now.
Get some good sleep, please Diva.
feather
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