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Satire: Most Popular U.S. Baby Names [for Black, White and Asian students in U.S.]
The Onion ^
| December 25, 2002 issue
| The Onion Staff
Posted on 12/28/2002 6:21:39 AM PST by summer
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babynames; culture
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To: AppyPappy
Hey! I know a good first name when I see it. I'm going with Nuke-Nuke, Boutros-Bourtos, Sirhan-Sirhan, BeBe, CeCe, DeeDee, GiGi, Bling-Bling, yada yada....
;-)
To: AppyPappy
I agree with you that those names are nicknames. All my nieces and nephews call me Aunt Muggs. Muggs, of course, isn't the name on my birth certificate, thankfully.
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posted on
12/28/2002 11:18:40 AM PST
by
muggs
To: crystalk
after 180 white pioneers were slaughtered in the Alamo, a whole generation of white boys in the South and West were called after those heroes. You ought to take a real close look at those names of the Alamo defenders, which begins alphabetically with that of Juan Abamillo. Quite a few were Texans of Mexican origin, and fought and died just as bravely as those from elsewhere. And you'll find their names well remembered by those who admire such courage, in Texas and elsewhere as well.
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posted on
12/28/2002 11:20:10 AM PST
by
archy
To: AppyPappy
The names were either African derivatives(La prefix or Da prefix), No LaDeDa's?...
To: summer
Doesn't have my grandchildren's names:\
Jared
Kyle
Hanna
Logan
Maybe these will surface next year? LOL!
To: summer
**And, many Black students' names are probably names you've probably never heard of.**
Like?
Prell
Newport
Sinutab
Dacron
LOL!
To: Gracey
In Texas, a famous name is Ima Hogg. Her brother is Yura Hogg. The late Miss Ima Hogg had no brother.
No one ever made fun of Miss Ima, because she was a great lady and philanthropist, but her father, former Governor Jim Hogg, should have been horse whipped.
So9
To: summer
According to this list I am now Asian.
To: TontoKowalski
Now, who in their right mind would name a baby Opie Kowalski? That would be Mr. and Mrs. Kowalski, presumably. If a girl, *Opal* might not be too much of a stretch....
-archy-/-
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posted on
12/28/2002 11:24:45 AM PST
by
archy
To: CounterCounterCulture
Boutros-Bourtos ==>> Boutros-Boutros
To: Revolting cat!
Yeah, I have seen Latrina myself... I went over to 411.com to see if I could find someone with "Latrina" as a first name. I got a hit! I decided on "Jackson" as a common last name, and after I picked Texas as a state -- there she is, in Fort Worth. Look her up if you don't believe it. Latrina Jackson, of Fort Worth, Texas.
To: FreedomCalls
There are 4 Latrina Brown's in Texas too according to 411.com
To: Polybius
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posted on
12/28/2002 11:45:06 AM PST
by
archy
To: Trickyguy
I knew a black kid named Nosmo King.411.com returns a "Nosmo King" living in Sanibel, Florida!
To: FreedomCalls
There actually was a Nosmo King in the 30's. He is credited as a writer and composer. No idea if it was a pseudonym or not.
To: FreedomCalls
Some of these names are so funny, everybody insists they are urban legends. We have now come up with 5 Latrinas in Texas, and a Nosmo King.
Btw.. the vaudevillian who was called Nosmo King, in England in the 30's and 40's actually was a guy using a stage name. Rats.
To: summer
Decades ago I knew of an Indian boy (dot, not feather) named Dacron. I asked if his sister was named Polly Esther.
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posted on
12/28/2002 11:56:36 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: Beelzebubba
My ex-wife taugh school and had two girls in her class named Impala and Chevelle.....had something to do with the point of conception.
To: FreedomCalls
Latrina King in Texas too. What is it with Texas and Latrinas anyways? The count is 6 now. 1 each Latrina King and Jackson, and 4 Latrina Browns.
To: crystalk
"Cameron" ought to be deleted with increasing knowledge of Spanish...it is the Spanish word for "shrimp."
The Spanish word for shrimp is camarón.
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posted on
12/28/2002 12:01:04 PM PST
by
aruanan
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