Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

Ah, songs from my youth!

Haven't listened to those guys in quite a while.

As usual, great job, Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

Yea, I usedta love "RUSH" way back when, but this is the only song of theirs I've ever FReeped since I'll never be able to approximate Geddy Lee's voice...LOL!! I'd like to do "Trees" sometime, too...can yer singer hit the high notes?!

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

I don't know any man that can sing like Geddy!

[Ligeia]

Let me know how I can assist any efforts to organize our efforts...

OK, decide on a restaurant! Say we have 20 people or so. I promise not to complain. I'll handle the reenactment part. I think the reenactment is first-come, first-served -- the first 400 in line get in. Is that right, Sarah?

Church doors will open to the public for unreserved seating at 1:30 p.m. for each 2:00 p.m. show. The Church can accommodate up to 400 people. Free on-street parking is available. A voluntary offering is collected at the end of each performance. St. John's Church.

[Mudboy Slim]

Are you planning on eating before or after the reenactment? A good friend of mine just told me about a new restaurant located a block from St.John's Church, which means it could actually be in the same building as the old Patrick Henry Inn. Still, I want to check the place out before I make a recommendation.

FReegards...MUD

[Ligeia]

On this post, SarahW's husband who portrays Patrick Henry in the reenactment, recommends Mr. Patrick Henry's. I think it would be best if the Richmonders can work that out since they know the lay of the land. Let's make restaurant reservations for after and then we won't feel rushed. Thanks for doing this.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Poltroons!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Hey Jude")

It's true!! The Left's been had...
Took a bad man and made him Prez'dent.
You Lib'rals, you let Slick into yer heart...
Now we must start to make it better!!
Poltroons, don't be afraid...
Righteous shall just go out and GIT HIM!!
The minute we accept Bill's corruption,
Then Slick will win...we'll 've sanctified SIN!!

Yeah, Willie says, "I feel yer pain."
Poltroons, be sane!! Don't tell me The World Will End Without him!
And don't you know y'all look like FOOLS, you shameless TOOLS,
Repeatin' lyin' words...yer part in Slick's Spin!!
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...

Hey News, you let US down...
Bill's a Felon...let's go and GIT HIM!!
Leftist Medyuh, you shouldda known from the start...
Still, there's time to report, unless yer all blinded!!

So sing out loud about Slick's sins...
Poltroons...DIG IN!! We're looking fer someone to believe in!!
Folks, don't you know Bill Clinton's screwed?!
Networks, you too!!
Left's Template offends all Good Americans!!
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Yeah...

Poltroons, don't look so sad...
Bill's a bad man, he'll go to Prison!!
You Lib'rals, you best be runnin' from Slick...
Or next election...will be a slaughter, slaughter, slaughter, slaughter,
Slaughter, slaughter...oooh!!
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh...dah dah dah dah...dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons...dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...
Poltroons....

Mudboy Slim (4 August 1998)

[Mudboy Slim]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ain't Life a HOOt?!! Check out this lowlife scumbag Hokie RealEstateDeveloper who calls hisself "Mudcat!!"

MudCat's Mudboy's Bitch!!! I GARE-RON-FReepin'-TEE IT!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

[Ligeia]

Uh, oh...he's in for it now! He'll never know what him him.

[Corin Stormhands]

Check out this lowlife scumbag Hokie RealEstateDeveloper

Hey preppy boy, don't be dissin' Virginia Tech with a post that points out that Ted Kennedy is one of yours....

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ted Kennedy is one of yours...."

LOL...now that's simply hittin' below the belt, my FRiend!! Actually, we also have to live down a coupla other Kennedys as well as Chuck Robb and Perky Katie Couric!!

I feel awful bad about all those mistakes, but I'm doin' my durnedest to atone...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"He'll never know what hit him."

Yeah he will, 'cuz I aim to tell him afore I whup him...MUD

[sultan88]

"...lowlife scumbag Hokie..."

Stop repeating yourself!

[sultan88]

OOOPS, you're a Hokie, Corin?

[Mudboy Slim]

Not all scumbags are Hokies and not all Hokies are scumbags, but this Mudcat RAT is most assuredly a "Scumbag Hokie!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Darnright]

"Not all scumbags are Hokies and not all Hokies are scumbags,"

Now, now, Mudboy, you have to be nice to Hokies today, especially on Free Republic. Michael Vick just WHOMPED the CHEESEHEADS! Does this mean the Falcons go to the Super Bowl?

Those Hokies will be insufferable now (grin).

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you have to be nice to Hokies today, especially on Free Republic."

Don't tell anybody, but some of my best buds are Hokies and we simply enjoy razzin' each other!!

"Michael Vick just WHOMPED the CHEESEHEADS! Does this mean the Falcons go to the Super Bowl?"

Vick played well, but the Falcon Special teams unit won that game fer 'em yesterday.

"Those Hokies will be insufferable now"

They're always insufferable...how folks from such a good school as VPI can continue to keep such a big chip on their shoulder fer all these years is unfathomable to me...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!

[stand watie]

ROTFL! i was out of town on a much deserved vacation!

free dixie,sw

[Corin Stormhands]

OOOPS, you're a Hokie, Corin?

Yup. Actually I graduated from a private Christian school in Kentucky, but I grew up near Blacksburg and took classes at Tech.

Mickey Mouse wears a UVA watch...