Black XIII: "Common Thread" (SlixMUDZbeachhouse in Nags Head!!)

The MudCave ^ | 13 December 2002 | Mudboy Slim...the RightWingRager!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And MUD hadta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it's such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth can't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

LOL!

FRee dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

Okay...you can prattle again...LOL!! Seriously, please come back defend these statements you've tried to sneak by in all lower-case...

"the disconnect between these organizers and the much more mainstream looking crowd at the march"

Seriously, were YOU at the March?! I was...and there weren't a whole lotta mainstreamers there...just some old, hippy-lookin' deadbeats who seem to go to these rallies to validate their lost youth more than to PrayFerPeace...gimme a break!! Then you had all yer hoods, a rainbow coalition of ne'er-do-wells who looked like they were hoping the Anti-War Rally would break out into a European Soccer Match/RIOT...and then there were a whole lotta really STOOOOOPID little children who have never faced a hurdle in life their divorced, STOOOOPID parents' credit card couldn't overcome!!

Literally, the lowest of the lowest of American Culture...ON PARADE!!

LOL...I know yer just IGNORANT, ma'am, and I'm jist here to help...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks fer that link @ #1076, my FRiend...MUD

My pleasure, FRiend. Here's another one that Texans and others are pleased with...

Resident kills 2 intruders - Police: "In Texas, we maximize the idea of your home is your castle"

An agent photographs a broken glass door at the Far North Dallas apartment where two men were killed early Thursday.
(JOHN F. RHODES / DMN)

A Far North Dallas man who shot and killed two would-be burglars Thursday morning probably will not face charges, according to Dallas police and legal experts. About 9 a.m. Thursday, the 29-year-old man was at home with his wife and three young children when a man knocked on the side door and asked for someone the resident did not know, police said.

[Mudboy Slim]

Good fer TEXAS...if I wasn't livin' in Virginia or Kansas, I'd probably haveta live in either Texas or Montana!!

"Right's Battle Against Left'sWhore!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE RATS' WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
I'm waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals Enslave Folks Brown and Black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
Make Sure OUR Children Know!!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH RATS' CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Congressional Halls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring Truth'N'Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We have caged The Butcher of Christians...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

15 February 2003...March For Liberty...Washington, DC (Details TBD)...Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!

FReegards...MUD

"1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)"

The DemonRATS will be in NooYawk petitioning THEIR Rulers in the United Nations...the RighteousRight will be in DeeCee petitioning OUR Representatives in Congress!!

Ignore the RadicalRightWingWhackos at yer own peril, VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer coming back, my FRiend...first off, were you there?! I was and got some excellent footage, including Patty Smith's entire rendition of "People Have the Power!!" Interesting show, IMHO.

"...we can disagree on what mainstream america looks like. we can settle for the fact that it's neither answer nor freerepublic."

LOL...this is true. Neither the Radical Left or the Radical Right are typical "MainstreamAmericans" as Mainstream Americans don't tend to protest in sub-FReezing weather!! But I would say that the folks who populate FR.com--at least the ones who I've met--are MainstreamAmericansWithA'Tude!! IMHO, of course.

"...but the polls dont' lie, and they stand quite strong on the issue of divisiveness or even unsureness concerning the war."

Polls of clueless folks are worthless, IMHO...when Dubyuh clues folks into the Reality of the Danger on Tuesday evening, the polls will reflect the nation-wide support required to Liberate the Iraqi Sheeple from Sodom's Tyranny!! And there ain't gonna be no thousands of American lives lost...that's simply DemonRAT Wishful Thinking!!

"70% want more months of inspections"

See, Lefty, there ya go LYING again!! No poll has said anything about supporting "more months of inspections" yet you try to sneak it into the conversation...accident?! Methinks NOT!!

"over 50 don't want a unilateral war."

It won't be...we've got over two dozen nations already on board, including EVERY Middle East Country, including Syria!!

"a few less than that don't want one without the UN."

The UN will sign on or they will be signing their Agency's Death Warrant...if the UN continues to be anti-America on this, look for America to withdraw from the UN and force the UN to relocate its headquarters...and without the US, the UN will be more of a JOKE than it already is!!

"i'm sure there are plenty of reasons why these folks aren't 'real americans' or not the 'mainstream' but they are massively significant numbers."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Massively significant, my hairy white arse...LOL!!! The heathen RATS you hail are insignificant and irrelevant...and it'll only git worse fer y'all in November 2004, my FRiend.

"BTW: i'm a he."

My bad...I shan't make that mistake again, sir...MUD

BTW...what instrument do you play?!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the average minded individual does't read these days as their mind is warped with, booze, sex, sports and whatever appeases them when they should be enriching their minds and learning to write coherently. That's why this Country is falling on its knees. People just don't give a damn. Therefore, they get the government they deserve."

Agreed...except fer the part about America "falling on its knees"...this is still the Greatest Country in the History of the World, IMHO, it's just that 40-70 years of Lib'ralism has kept America from reaching its TRUE Potential!!

FReegards...MUD

[jla]

this is still the Greatest Country in the History of the World, IMHO, it's just that 40-70 years of Lib'ralism has kept America from reaching its TRUE Potential!!

DITTO THAT!

By the way, if you're going to be home I'll swing by at around 9:30-10:00AM tomorrow. Can I expect Mrs. Mud to have the biscuits 'n gravy & hash browns on the table?

[conservativemusician]

Jim Morrison was a drugged up moron that couldn't sing, had a sub-par band, and did the world a favor by offing himself.



BTW. I did like The End on the Apocalypse Now sound track. But then again, it was the haunting guitar part that is most memorable at the end of the movie, not his vocal!


Newsflash: UN inspectors were at a chemical plant outside Baghdad today for the thirteenth time. They found nothing. Absolutely shocking.

[sultan88]

Thank you!!

[Mudboy Slim]

The time works fine, but the Missuz may be at the gym...MUD

[goldilucky]

...it's just that 40-70 years of Lib'ralism has kept America from reaching its TRUE Potential!!

Ever since the ten commandments and the bible were taken out of the public schools, we have been living in a society under secularism....meaning a world without God. As a result, we have had so many problems. In the first instance, public schools were first set up to teach children the bible and I actually hold an English Primer dating back to 1777 which not only taught children their consonants, vowels and spelling but also about prayer in school and the bible. That is what has kept America from its true potential. America has lost its soul to the devil.

[Mudboy Slim]

"America has lost its soul to the devil."

Certainly, significant portions of our society have given into the DarkSide's inarguable allure; however, it seems illogical and overly-pessimistic to declare that the whole of America has been lost. The Federal Bureaucracy is the most recognizable evidence of this anti-spiritual malaise of which you speak, and the rot that spews from HollyWeird and the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd simply poisons the minds of all who still pay them any attention...but America is bigger than anything the Left can concoct, IMHO!!

Was it Divine Providence that created Rush Limbaugh to re-invigorate AM Radio in a talk format?! No, it was American ingenuity borne of our Constitutionally-protected Right to pursue our own dreams and ambitions...and FAIL, or succeed on our own merits!! Same way with the Internet and JimRob's own creation, FR.com!! If these three illogical libertarian enterprises were somehow able to survive and thrive in this most SocialisticEra in American History, what can ANYONE make a convincing argument that "America"--the concept and the people--has "lost its soul"?!

It ain't happening as fast as you or I would like, but America won the Cold War because WE KNEW WE WERE RIGHT and Collectivism is WRONG!! Now, we're fighting that same Titanic Struggle within our own Country's borders...and there is only one way this CounterCounterCulture War will end up and that shall be in VICTORY fer the Righteous, the FRee, and the Just!!

Right's Winning, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Lynyrd Skynyrd Entablatures

Lynyrd Skynyrd Website

"What's Your Name?"
(Written by Gary Rossington - Ronnie Van Zant)

Well, its 8 o'clock in Boise, Idaho
I'll find my limo driver
Mister, take us to the show
I done made some plans for later on tonight
I'll find a little queen
And I know I can treat her right.

(Chorus)
What's your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Won't you do the same?.

Back at the hotel
Lord we got such a mess
It seems that one of the crew
Had a go with one of the guests, oh yes
Well, the police said we can't drink in the bar
What a shame
Won't you come upstairs girl
And have a drink of champagne

What's your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
For there ain't no shame.

(Chorus)
What's your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Won't you do the same?

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
What's your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Won't you do the same?

9 o'clock the next day
And I'm ready to go
I got six hundred miles to ride
To do one more show, oh no
Can I get you a taxi home
It sure was grand
When I come back here next year
I wanna see you again

What was your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Well there ain't no shame
What was your name, little girl?
What's your name?
Shootin' you straight, little girl?
Won't you do the same?

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

BLACK XIV: "Where's Yer SHAME, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

there is only one way this CounterCounterCulture War will end up and that shall be in VICTORY fer the Righteous, the FRee, and the Just!!

But there will never be peace my friend because war is satan's business as he loves to create confusion and destroy what God created. This is Satan's world and the only victory we will ever truly have will be victory over Satan.

[stand watie]

did i SAY that?????

my opinion of the so-called "peace/piece marchers" is LOWER than yours!

free dixie NOW,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bringing Clinton to Justice is not really about Clinton receiving what's coming to him at this point, IMHO. Bringing Clinton to Justice is what is required of America--and each individual American--as a whole in order to recapture some of the greatness that America forfeited over the last 40 years in which we've allowed the Left to set the Agenda for America!! In that respect, William Jefferson Clinton must be considered the Epitome of Evil and treated accordingly."

IMHO, God would approve...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marine's Hymn"

From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Tripoli,
We fight our country's battles
In the air, on land and sea.
First to fight for right and freedom,
and to keep our honor clean;
We are proud to claim the title of UNITED STATES MARINE.

Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
From dawn to setting sun.
We have fought in every clime and place
Where we could take a gun.
In the snow of far off northern lands
and in sunny tropic scenes,
You will find us always on the job,
THE UNITED STATES MARINES.

Here's health to you and to our Corps
Which we are proud to serve.
In many a strife we've fought for life
And never lost our nerve.
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded by
UNITED STATES MARINES

HOOOYYYYAAAAHHHH!!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Rainbow Stew: Merle Haggard.

Written by Merle Haggard.
(© Tree Publishing.)
From "Rainbow Stew: Live at Anaheim Stadium", © 1981, MCA.

There's a big, brown cloud in the city,
And the countryside's a sin.
An' the price of life is too high to give up,
Gotta come down again.
When the world wide war is over and done,
And the dream of peace comes true.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.

When they find out how to burn water,
And the gasoline car is gone.
When an airplane flies without any fuel,
And the satellite heats our home.
One of these days when the air clears up,
And the sun comes shinin' through.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
An' eatin' that rainbow stew.

Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
All be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
An' eatin' that rainbow stew.

Instrumental break.

You don't have to get high to get happy,
Just think about what's in store.
When people start doin' what they oughta be doin',
Then they won't be booin' no more.
When a President goes through the White House door,
An' does what he says he'll do.
We'll all be drinkin' free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' that rainbow stew.

Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
We'll all be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' some rainbow stew.

Eatin' rainbow stew in a silver spoon,
Underneath that sky of blue.
All be drinkin' that free bubble-ubb,
Eatin' rainbow stew.

[Mudboy Slim]

The Wager between Landru and Mudboy Slim (Re: Terry McAuliffe)

The Terms:

Landru: They go after the punk, say, within the next year beginning today...Tuesday August 13th, 2002? "I'll FedEx ya a case of Hienekens, a case of Milwaukee's finest bratwursts (fresh from the elfs at Usinger's ~you'll have to supply your own buns & condiments...), & a box of Garcia & Vegas' best."

Slim: Yer on, my FRiend...beer, brats and stoagies will provide much motivation fer the late night FReepin' excapades!!

Landru: "If they *don't*?? I'd like to know what I'll be getting from the Mud Cave out there in ol' Virginny?"

Slim: Hmmmm...on the unlikely chance that our efforts fail, I'll gladly send you a case of Legends Ale (good stuff from the local microbrewery), a big ol' Smithfield Ham, and a box of Macanudos.

Slim: T-Mac's goin' DOWN!!

Slim: FReegards...MUD

The Status:

Today, December 13, 2002, is the four-month anniversary of this much-watched wager from Black IX. As the appointed judge, I, the fair and unbalanced Sultan, do hereby report that on Day 121 of this year-long wager, Terry McAuliffe has not been indicted. Therefore, Landru is winning, (unfortunately).

Mudboy Slim is beginning to feel like the Boston Red Sox.


3 posted on 12/13/2002 6:42 PM EST by sultan88