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11/27/2002 | Net&MilsMom

Posted on 11/27/2002 6:53:28 AM PST by netmilsmom

I really need some basic instruction from the long time FReepers. Can someone please explain, Ping, Bump & Bttt. Also anything else I am forgetting to make it past the newbee status. All Blessings for a Happy Thanksgiving!!!


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: allyourpings; cheese; moose; shower; sistersmoose; thisisseries
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To: KS Flyover
"AFLAC!!!!!!!!!"
81 posted on 11/27/2002 8:14:59 AM PST by mhking
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To: ofMagog
no please - not that !

I know some guys that could come up there and figure out how to rig some snow-ski's for that boat...
We could probably have it done over a weekend if we had enough beer.
Let me know if you are interested.
82 posted on 11/27/2002 8:15:53 AM PST by error99
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To: tubebender
It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.
83 posted on 11/27/2002 8:19:24 AM PST by error99
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To: error99
Thanks, my wife was wondering where it had gotten to.
84 posted on 11/27/2002 8:24:01 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
OMG... ROTFL...
85 posted on 11/27/2002 8:30:53 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: netmilsmom
De-Coder rings are not yet available.
86 posted on 11/27/2002 8:33:39 AM PST by SCalGal
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To: KS Flyover
Been there...

Sometimes, I DON'T miss the navy all that much... ;0)
87 posted on 11/27/2002 8:34:11 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks
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To: error99
What's your opinion on using colanders?


88 posted on 11/27/2002 8:39:40 AM PST by KS Flyover
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To: Neets; netmilsmom
What Neets said is true. After you read all your pings, you might want to read the following.....PS Welcome to FR!

The following is an actual excerpt from some issue Forbes Magazine:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. The results of this in-depth study verifies and validates the casual link between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those who stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their college years.

So, this is our call to arms! As our country is losing its technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes. Get back to the bars! Quaff that pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be! Please give this to all your friends, acquaintances and coworkers that may be in danger of losing their edge.

89 posted on 11/27/2002 8:45:38 AM PST by b4its2late
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To: netmilsmom
bump
90 posted on 11/27/2002 8:48:59 AM PST by Temple Owl
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To: Just another Joe
Thanks for the link ping!
91 posted on 11/27/2002 8:49:24 AM PST by FBD
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To: b4its2late
I have never been compared to a buffalo before.....
I got the skin on order.
I have to say, thank you for making me feel so welcome. I think I have been based firmly at the bottom of the food chain here (which is not a good place the day before a holiday made for eating).
Hugs and Kisses to all of you. This has been a blast. I feel like a movie star!
You like me, you really like me....I think.
92 posted on 11/27/2002 8:51:43 AM PST by netmilsmom
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To: netmilsmom; Admin Moderator; Jim Robinson
Oh yea...one last thing NMOM...in a few weeks time you'll be getting this million dollar check from the GOP Powers That Be....you endorse the back of it thusly:

"FREEPER GOP SHRILL".

Now go out there and do us all proud!!!!
93 posted on 11/27/2002 8:55:02 AM PST by Neets
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To: ofMagog
LOL, I purposely screwed up to prove a point. Then I realized I should have put sarcasm tags up. Whoops.
94 posted on 11/27/2002 8:59:43 AM PST by MattinNJ
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To: Woodman
How did you get that photo of me. No one should have been able to find me because my thoughts were supposed to be blocked. I guess I'll have to get a booster. I hate it when that happens. ;-)
95 posted on 11/27/2002 9:17:09 AM PST by MattinNJ
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To: KS Flyover
It ...

Could ...

Work !!!
96 posted on 11/27/2002 9:27:11 AM PST by error99
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To: MattinNJ
As done I.
97 posted on 11/27/2002 9:54:39 AM PST by ofMagog
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To: netmilsmom; MeeknMing
Welcome to FR.. have they told you about the moose or cheese yet?
98 posted on 11/27/2002 10:09:26 AM PST by TxBec
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To: TxBec; netmilsmom
heh heh !!


99 posted on 11/27/2002 12:42:09 PM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: ofMagog
Found your 'standard disclaimer' by linking from another humorous thread ...

Please consider it STOLEN BORROWED.

100 posted on 01/01/2010 8:35:43 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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