Posted on 11/25/2002 9:25:16 PM PST by Tuco-bad
The Twelve Days of Fascism
On the first day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
A Department of Homeland Security
On the second day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the third day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the fourth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the fifth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the sixth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the seventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the eight day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the ninth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the tenth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the eleventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing,br> Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
On the twelfth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Twelve digital implants
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security
Is that the philosophy of noses, ears, lips, and eyes?
It's related to notseeism....
I was once honmorable. Fortunately penicillin cleared it up....
Well until Bush's signing the homeland security bill yesterday, Ashcroft was in charge.
Correct.
The humor.
That said, I would enquire of the moderator why CJ and Texasforever continue to be allowed to gangbang at will.
Believe it or not there is something to be said about the right of obnoxious viscious spoiled brats being allowed to decide a forum's fate but these two are beyond the pale.
Such attacks from any side for any reason makes the reading experience here very unpleasant.
If they have some special dispensation from the management for their abusive behavior then you don't have to tell me what it is, just nuke me now.
If you find reading it unpleasant, I would suggest you simply not read it.
Your whine reminds me of the old joke:
Patient: "Doctor, doctor! It hurts when I do this!"
Doctor: "Then don't do that."
Almost as unpleasant as reading adults who claim that the enemy is self-governance, or that taking chances with terrorists is preferable to Bush's and Ashcroft's efforts at national self-defense.
It has been many years since taking a course in government but I don't believe I know what you are talking about.
...or that taking chances with terrorists is preferable to Bush's and Ashcroft's efforts at national self-defense.
We will be taking chances with terrorists as long as the policy of the USA is to turn a blind eye to the mafias of this country. The Department of Homeland Security is the silliest damn idea to come down the pike since the first President Bush announced that there was going to be a New World Order....
The only reason for the department is to get around the fact that the USG never fires the incompetent lunatics in the departments who already have messed up.
No kidding.
There was certainly no joy in Liberdoperville following the Republican successes of November 5. While not as despondent as the democrats, the liberdopians were plenty glum.
Still are.
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