USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Help Wanted ~ November 19 2002

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

USO Canteen FReeper Style looking for people to help post graphics, links, prayers, jokes etc each day.
Full or Part time help needed.
Pay = Knowing that you helped someone in the military know that they are not forgotten.

HiJinx Posted this on yesterdays thread.

"Each day we take some time to pass on a message of support to our veterans, active duty personnel, and their families.
Some of us spend hours on end in the Canteen, and others just post once.
Whichever you do doesn't matter, it's getting the message out to those we support that matters!"

[tomkow6]

WHAT?????

Are my "voices" too loud for you?????????........giggle........snicker.........

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ms feather, thank you so much for our troops blessing each day. A must read.

[Soaring Feather]

Ms feather, could you plan some entertainment?

Now dear heart. you know I can do it! How I love boats and water, way to go tonkin!

[tomkow6]

I wanna steer the boat! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeze?

I was a sailor once.........My "voices" know how.........

[Soaring Feather]

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the crap out of him."

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That's why I love those Marines!!!!

[tomkow6]

...some entertainment?

[Soaring Feather]

I wanna steer the boat! Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeze?

Hey why not, we are all a little unwrapped!

[Soaring Feather]

...some entertainment?

She the director of entertainment? Holy Smokes, we are in trouble!

[Soaring Feather]

My face in the mirror
Isn't wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn't dirty.
The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely
And so does my lawn.
I think I might never
Put my glasses back on.

[freedumb2003]

1. Rush Limbaugh;
2. Pat Robertson; 3. Oahu (didn't get me!); 4. Philadelphia; 5. Casey at the Bat

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.......you will have to dress more appropriately. Can you, and your voices, handle that? I might consider letting you steer if I knew that your arms were available.

[freedumb2003]

362 is VERY Hot! Wear your SPF 2100 sunscreen! ;)

[freedumb2003]

One that I've seen that for some reason tickles my funny-bone:

You're Ugly and Your Mother Dresses You Funny.

[tomkow6]

You have 3 CORRECT answers.........

[Soaring Feather]

Re-Released Hits for Aging Rockers

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Carly Simon - "You're So Varicose, Vein"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations - "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harem - "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles - "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

Steely Dan - "Rikki Don't Lose Your Car Keys"

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Credence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Prune Rising"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who - "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs - "Bald Thing"

[tomkow6]

This better?

[Kathy in Alaska]

OH NO!!! PROOFREAD, PROOFREAD, PROOFREAD!! Only 36F in Anchorage today. LOL! Very good, free. Great catch!

[freedumb2003]

32F is only a little colder than here in Pittsburgh (40F or so). When do you guys get the REAL cold?

[Dubya]

LOL

[Kathy in Alaska]

At the rate we are going this year, who knows. Last night was the FIRST bit of snow we've had this year. VERY late! Keep watching. Maybe I will even proofread better tomorrow. LOL!