Big Al got my vote. And it looks like Sultan's cast more than a few votes for the Nittany Lion as it's way out front with 33% of the vote.
No offense Sultan, but the Nittany Lion looks like a bear.
Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
Yes, the 'Bama elephant is cool, but Alabama is on probation so I voted for what will probably be the winner.
Big Al got my vote. And it looks like Sultan's cast more than a few votes for the Nittany Lion as it's way out front with 33% of the vote.
No offense Sultan, but the Nittany Lion looks like a bear.
LOL...I've had a 4-5 year head start, my FRiend...take yer time, we're utilizing a multi-musician game plan and I've learned that Patience is a Virtue.
Mark my words, though, we're gonna be on the EIB before it's all said and done...MUD
The NittanyLion, I presume...MUD
Being a law-abiding young man, I chose to vote only a single time...gotta watch the Sultan, though...MUD
FReegards...MUD
219 Write-ins fer Senator...no breakdown.
Still looking to see how many votes Ollie accrued...MUD
Methinks there is some jealousy here!. BTW, the Lions could have a perfect record and be a BCS candidate if it were not for some untimely bad calls by the refs in three close games that were lost in the final moments. And how about Larry Johnson for the Heisman!
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FReegards...MUD
free dixie,sw
BWAHAHAHAHA...we could be undefeated except fer those three losses...LOL!!
SHEEEEESH, Landru, Sultan's blaming the officials again...MUD
Uh oh...y'all gonna scrap?!
LOL...MUD
As I lay in the warm sun out back listening to this hilarious padody I LMAO 'till the tears flowed.
Was so loud the neighbors must be wondering about me now more than ever.
The lovable fuzzball needs to employ humor just like that a lot more often than he does, in just such a way.
I mean, it was truly funny; &, I hope to hell ya had a chance to listen to this.
...Limbaugh deadpans comedy with the best of 'em.
You should've HEARD this whiney, wimply 'Rat bawling!!
*Pathetic*!
Maybe he'll mention it in the next hour, too.
...he IS!!!
Oughtta have "Whippin' Post" FReeped by COB today...MUD
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