"CPAC!! The American Conservative Union Foundation will hold our annual Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) at the Crystal Gateway Marriott in Arlington, Virginia; January 30 - February 1, 2002. Every year more than 150 elected officials, pundits, celebrities, and leaders of the conservative movement speak at CPAC - and we would love to have you join us! As the premier annual event of the conservative movement, CPAC is the only place you can see, hear and meet people like President George W. Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney, Ann Coulter, Charlton Heston, Tom Delay, Ollie North, Dr. Laura Schlesinger and Alan Keyes, up close and personal.
"Confirmed speakers include:
Vice President Dick Cheney, who will kick off CPAC at 12 noon on Thursday, January 30, 2003;
Labor Secretary Elaine Chao,
House Majority Leader Tom DeLay,
Senate Majority Whip Mitch McConnell,
and Syndicated Columnist Bob Novak.
"In addition, the Thursday evening dinner will feature a special tribute to Phyllis Schlafly, President of the Eagle Forum. On the 20th anniversary of the defeat of Betty Freidan’s Equal Rights Amendment (ERA), CPAC is honored to dedicate the Presidential Banquet to the conservative movement’s founding mother.
"This is a great opportunity for ACU’s FRiends around the country to gather with like-minded people here inside the beltway, not only to hear from the nation's leading conservative speakers but this is also a great chance to network. And after the exciting night of November 5th, you can be assured this year's event will be even more exhilarating as we map out our direction for the upcoming legislative sessions!
"Last year, more than 4,000 conservative activists gathered from around the country - and we hope to see you here in January! If you register before December 1, 2002 the cost of registration can be as low as $75 and special pricing is available for college students. Premium packages including banquet tickets are moderately priced as well.
Register for our 30th Annual CPAC Conference Today!
FReegards...MUD
As I lay in the warm sun out back listening to this hilarious padody I LMAO 'till the tears flowed.
Was so loud the neighbors must be wondering about me now more than ever.
The lovable fuzzball needs to employ humor just like that a lot more often than he does, in just such a way.
I mean, it was truly funny; &, I hope to hell ya had a chance to listen to this.
...Limbaugh deadpans comedy with the best of 'em.
FReegards...MUD
Last year was the first one I missed since '93. My wife and I will be there this year for sure.