"Black XII: New Bridge to FReedom!!" (Time To Lead...)

The MudCave ^ | 15 November 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black I"
"Black II"
"Black III"
"Black IV"
"Black V"
"Black VI"
"Black VII"
"Black VIII"
"Black IX"
"Black X"
"Black XI"

"USO Canteen...FReeperStyle!!"

Lookin' forward to yer return, Miz Bunny...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

FReegards, all...MUD

[rj45mis]

Excellent choice, fellow freeper! It's a classic!

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mi amigo...MUD

[goldilucky]

Bump. I don't know any Zeppelin music.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"

That's lovely, Mud. Sniff, sniff... (^;

Good job on the young 'uns, Mudboy. You and Mrs. Mud are raising a fine couple of future Freepers.

Here, Teach.

[Mudboy Slim]

"White House News Weekly Review (15 November 2002)"

Thank you, PKM...and have I told you lately that "You look mahvahlous!!"?

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I don't know any Zeppelin music."

'Tis sumthin' we shall haveta remedy, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a fine couple of future Freepers."

Future FReepers nuthin'...they're full-fledged FReepers NOW!! Both recognize Slick Willie on TeeVee and yell out in unison, "Turn the channel, Daddy, it's the BadMan!!"

Heh heh heh...I taught 'em that!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it's not for me to personally judge Bill Clinton for his weaknesses for women."

What hogwash, my good FRiend..."weakness for women" is a joke!! Adulterers make a conscious decision to CHEAT on their spouses, it's not a simple slip of the willard. Bill Clinton is a Serial Rapist!! And if you don't have it in you to judge him on how poorly he treats women, you are selling yerself short!!

"However, when he lies about it in his executive capacity while under oath, it just makes him look real real bad."

And it's a FELONY when the lies are in front of a Grand Jury.

"It is true to say that his morals are shot down to nothing but then who are we to judge him."

We, my FRiend, are the American People, and Bill Clinton has claimed a Throne of Legitimacy which it is OUR Duty to see he never receives!! If you won't judge him, I damnsure will!!

"Let the God Almighty do that job! We all must stand alone someday to be personally judged by a Higher Supreme force. And as some may say this sounds to be ludricrous... but instead of those trying to save Bill Clinton's soul, they should be worrying about saving their own! There is NOBODY on this earth that is righteous enough before God's eyes. None!"

I try to do the things necessary to save my own soul, my FRiend, but I don't do those things on-line. BillzaBubba's Soul is ABSOLUTELY 100% UNSALVAGEABLE!! The point of the exercise of DETHRONING Slick is to demonstrate to other would-be Tyrants that RAPISTS NEVER PROSPER!!

Aint' that Right, Landru?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What REALLY Happened at the 'Get Outta Cheney's House!!' Rallies!!"

And it ain't nuthin' like the LIES Algore tells BahBahWahWah...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Okay, e-mail just sent out to RNC:

As a registered Republican, I am very interested in becoming a "poll watcher" to prevent voter fraud at the 2004 elections. There are, however, several questions I have and would appreciate being provided information regarding the following:

1. What kind of "official RNC" training material is provided to state and local precincts for individuals interested in poll watching?

2. Where may this "official RNC" information be obtained from the RNC, other than through a local precinct?

3. To whom, at the national level of the RNC, may I direct further questions, i.e., who is the person or persons in charge of the compilation and dissemination of instruction materials/procedures pertaining to federal and state election laws?

I would appreciate your prompt attention to my questions. Thank you for your time.

978 posted on 11/15/2002 6:44 PM EST by nicmarlo

Good questions, all...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Jake Porter Story!!"

"Jake got the ball. He started to genuflect, as he'd practiced all week. Teammates stopped him and told him to run, but Jake started going in the wrong direction. The back judge rerouted him toward the line of scrimmage. Suddenly, the Waverly defense parted like peasants for the king and urged him to go on his grinning sprint to the end zone. Imagine having 21 teammates on the field. In the stands mothers cried and fathers roared. Players on both sidelines held their helmets to the sky and whooped. In the red-cheeked glee afterward, Jake's mom, Liz, a single parent and a waitress at a coffee shop, ran up to the 295-pound [opposing coach]Dewitt to thank him. But she was so emotional, no words would come."

Tearful FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

ROFLMAO!!! Good ta see ya again, Dubyuh...I know Karl Rove's been tellin' ya to keep a low FReeper profile so as not to alert the RATS to JimRob's Forum's import in the Big Scheme of Things, but I just want to say that you have been missed!!

And now I can honestly say--once again--I wuz jist talkin' ta George W. Bush over on another thread.

BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Angie")

Lib'rals...my FRiends...
When will yer hatred disappear?!
Leftists...my bro's...
Help tell Dem zealots, "NEVER HERE!!"
With good intents in their souls...
IGNORANT FOOLS...EVIL Goals!!
Please explain why Clinton Lied!!
But Lib'rals...my FRiends...
'Twas fer FReedom that FReepers fight!!

Lib'rals...are ignorant...yeah...
Minion DOLTS...put HATE aside!!
Lib'rals...we'll still love ya...
MLK ain't fer gen-o-cide!!
All Left's dreams they were so close...
But they all went up in smoke!!
Let me whisper in yer ear,
"Osama...bil Clinton...YOU SHALL BE DETHRONED NEXT YEAR!!!"

(Haunting keyboard solo)

So...daughters, gently sleep...
Fer yer futures, Right does FReep!!
Avenge Slick Willie's shameless crimes!!
And soldiers...Our Sons, please just know that "WE ARE RIGHT!!"

'Cuz there's lovin' in our souls...
And there's Honor in our goals!!
Fer yer FReedom we shall fight!!
'Cuz Lib'rals...FReepers love ya, baby...
Everywhere Left looks, they'll fear our Might!!
We won't let DemonRATS git their claws in you...
C'mon FReepers, join the Fight!!
Lib'rals...Dimwits...ain't it good to be alive?!
Sosh'lists...my FRiends...you can't say MUD never tried...

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 9/18/01 11:44 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

Revised today...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here, Teach."

What a wonderful idea, my FRiend...we shall teach the Lib'rals...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Well, here's another Zeppelin song fer ya then...

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Slick's HarlemHalls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

Mudboy Slim

7 October 2000...March For Liberty...Washington, DC (Lincoln Monument)...Be there if you still think this Country's worth Fightin' Fer!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)

Well, I gotta go cheer on my HOOS against that Pack of Wolves from NC State...later!!

MUD

[nicmarlo]

Thanks, mud; I'll post their reply when received.

[Mudboy Slim]

Kewl...we wouldn't want a bunch of unregulated RightWingZealots mannin' the polls, would we?!

FReegards...MUD

[dansangel]

"Turn the channel, Daddy, it's the BadMan!!"

You brought 'em up right, MUD!

{{{{{{{{{HUGS}}}}}}}}}