Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
I missed most of his show today, but am about to listen to a bit I taped...which hour was he screwin' up and what did he say?
FReegards...MUD
I-I-I-I-I'm FReepin' fer what's Right...JUSTICE!!
Just like Good Pay-Tree-Utz of Yore...
With my bald head glist'nin'...
Whole Wide World's list'nin'...
To hear Bunnies made of Snow!!
MUUUUUUD's FReepin' fer a bright Christmas...
With every Justice Song he writes!!
Spend yer days Just Fightin' Left's Blight...
And may Ashcroft's Justice Do What's Right!!
WE-E-E-E're FReepin' fer what's Right...Help Us!!
With every Christmas card you write...
Tell yer FRiends...McAuliffe Ain't Right!!
The RAT Chairman we must soon INDICT!!
I am not worthy**...MUD
**BrothaBing is MUD's Fave!!
26 posted on 12/04/2001 1:16 AM EST by Mudboy Slim
We started some lyrics last year, but I'd like to get a few more finished up before Christmas this year so that next year it'll be all about the music...MUD
This here's one of my favorites...
"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!!
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
This here's one of my favorites...
"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")
He's all wrong, this loathsome liar, The Beast From Arkansas...
Can you condone Ol' Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegah?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?!
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks missed Reagan...
I'm just glad Clinton's term is through...ummhmmmmmm...
See, here's the scam...crimes've been bold, my FRiends!!
More than a Man...humpin' his page...
He must go!! CONVICT Slick, my FRiends...
Must be BOLD...Left'll feel our RAGE!
Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral Code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin you"...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!!!
Most times you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But, you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.
Here's The Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show'em your Rage...
LEFT MUST KNOW!! JAIL RAT's WHORE, my FRiends...
When we're BOLD, we'll turn the page!!
Out there on your jobsites...you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberties...are slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet...you cower just beneath the fray.
Later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of EX-Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled...
They bled for you!! We didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a Cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we VOTE, they'll know our rage!!
Ah, there Slick is...in the News again...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! Right's in charge again!!
There Slick goes...Where? Think I know-ow!
FReegards...MUD
The *topic's* Trent Lott.
The man just seemed to drone on & on naming all the Liberal-Socialist 'Rats in the past 50 years who were devote, "segregationists" [read: RACISTS] (~like Gorebot's pappy, or Byrd, or GWallace & a half dozen others whose names even *I* didn't recognize).
While blubbering on about all the *good* things the 'Pubbies have done for the poor, downtrodden blackman over the decades while not getting any credit.
I can't decide if it was more painful to listen to; or, embarrassing.
Trouble is?
Anyone who took what the idiot Lott said as *racist* -- in any way, shape, or form -- is a real nut-case, anyway.
Rush's going on & on & on about this seemed to me to have the net effect of giving this thing some kind of momentum.
The ol, "He dost protesteth too much" thang?
I swear the longer Rush went on about this bullshit -- which seemed like foooorrrreverrrrr -- the more credibility the thing gained; whether it was true or not.
I mean c'mon, why doesn't Rush just come out & say something like, "The Liberal-Socialists responsible for making these accusations *require* psychiatric help, like NOW!" and THEN go into his diatribe about what these UNGRATEFUL LEECHES have had done FOR them on behalf of the conservative right?
Or better yet?
Just leave it the hell alone & let it go at that?
Really.
I found it painful listening to *how* the Liberal-Socialists managed to get this guy groveling -- ad nauseum -- on a nonissue for at least a hour.
THEN have to endure every whiney-assed Liberal-Socialist who was *immediately* moved right to the head of the line, on top of it?
What a disasterous -- absolutely disgusting -- waste of my already wasted time today's show turned out to be.
The man did we conservatives no favors -today- IMO.
Certainly *not* one of Rush's more memorable moments by at least one astral unit.
So as I said?
...does he even know *when* to shut his big mouth?
Actually, I did hear part of that. Let me pose another scenario fer ya...maybe Rush wanted to draw this thing out a bit, and give enough credence to these ridiculous charges of racism to get Lott replaced as Majority Leader?! Not that Limbaugh would ever admit this, but Lott's been a weak link fer years and his removal would really help out conservatives, IMHO.
Just a thought...MUD
But even so, Mud.
The damnedable GOP powers-that-be themselves chose the creep; so, if they're going to stand by 'em?
So should Limbaugh -- assuming your theory were in fact, true.
If & unless ol' Rush wants to run for office where he'd have a direct say in who does what, & when?
Anything other than that?
Has the look of cannibalism to me; among, other things like say, pandering?
I'm damned sick of seeing that crap coming from our side.
...damned sick & tired.
I have seen them twice in concert and loved every second--I think they are great and would happily see them again!
Artificial demand? If you hype it, they will come...
The ability to implant perceived value where there is no intrinsic value is their stock in trade wouldn't you say? Unnecessary to play the room when the exits are blocked doncha know. This has become the American lifestyle; they'll block the exits and pummel us with their supply; demand be damned? Er, Damn the demand? Not unlike many hostages when given enough time, will assume the side of their captors. These people are students of the human condition, and play the unwashed like a fine violin, eh?
So, who brought the popcorn?????
FGS
Worth repeating again & again; as, no one says it quite as well as you, FGS.
No one.
...just wish I could see things nearly as clear, is all.
That's a huge assumption on my part, and I really doubt it is true...still, the Pubbies are using the instance to point out how ridiculously two-faced the RAT Effete Elite are, as the RATS continue to slam Lott fer this admittedly asinine comment while allowing demonstrably-racist comments by fellow RATS to go unchallenged.
Hopefully, Limbaugh will ignore this issue today, though...it's run its course as far as I'm concerned...MUD
BTW...I hope we do make chicken salad outta chicken-$#!+ by choosing a new Senate Majority Leader!! I originally thought this comment was made in a private B-day Party celebration but eventually found out that it was on CSPAN...nobody that STOOOPID need be leading our Senate Caucus, IMHO!!
LOL...I like it!! Thanks fer sharing...MUD
Lemme ask you something; do you honestly think if the *pubbies* were to play video clips clearly showing dozens of examples of 'Rat-sourced racism over the past umteen years, it'd change one damned mind of *someone* on the left?
No.
Not one.
The *correct* way to deal with this was to:
1) MOCK the accusers.
2) IGNORE ALL of them & their specious claims beginning from the very instant the mocking stopped.
Listen buddy, recall *how* Clintigula handled these kinds of things??
Hmmmmm?
And THAT SOB was guilty of every & anything he was ever accused of; but, since it was the King 'Rat under discussion?
The mice simply closed-ranks behind the maggot; &, It skated off scott-free.
"Hopefully, Limbaugh will ignore this issue today, though...it's run its course as far as I'm concerned...MUD"
Well, think-again.
YOUR approach is correct as far as *I'm* concerned, make no mistake about that.
But given another disasterous show -- such as today's -- whatwith Rush blathering on ad nauseum?
I'm compelled to say you're a good deal *smarter* than Limbaugh.
"I originally thought this comment was made in a private B-day Party celebration but eventually found out that it was on CSPAN..."
When you're a politician -- & especially a conservative politician -- there ain't NO such things as a, "private party" OR something -- anything -- said, "off the record." Ever.
~Period.
"...nobody that STOOOPID need be leading our Senate Caucus, IMHO!!"
I don't care for the gutless Lott anymore than you; in fact, I dare-say I care for the guy a good deal less.
Be that as it may, Lott didn't say anything, "wrong" anymore than Jessie Jackass & FatAlbert Blimpton can read minds.
Now let 'em whack the guy for any damned thing they damned well choose.
...but *not* for this. <p
You ain't jokin'...and if that ain't enuff, my durned boss keeps on insisting I get stuff done at work as well...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
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