Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")
(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)
There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!
Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!
There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!
Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!
Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)
Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.
If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!
Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.
The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?
And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!
And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!
Work in progress...MUD
That's revisionist history, yer honor...all that was requested was that there be no more attempts at legislatin' from the bench (i.e. making up new rules as we go along). I'm still waiting fer you to reference anything in Sultan and my bet that had something to do with regular season records...but it looks like it's just a matter of time before I'm payin' up anyway...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
That's why we love you so, big bro...MUD
"Nope. You don't get it."
Ahhh, my cynical FRiend, 'tis good to have you around to prove overly pessimistic. The RATS and RINOs can and will be exposed for what they are...PARASITIC LEECHES ON SOCIETY!! And the Sheeple shall rejoice in the ultimate overthrow of these Effete Elite!!
"Tell me something, bucko. Have ya ever seen the motion picture called, "Network"? ...I mean, the uncut & uncensored version?"
I'm not sure if I have or not...is it the one starring that chick who stole the baby with Elvis's daughter's ex-hubby in "Raising Arizona"?
FReegards...MUD
Actually, C&W's my natural genre and our most likely cross-over audience once we take the AM conservative talk-radio market by storm. I've got a few Waylon songs FReeped, and Hank Williams, Jr., and Johnny Cash, but this is my first Merle song. BTW...do you know any ladies who can sing? We could really rock some Patsy Cline as well as Jewel and Heart.
FReegards...MUD
LOL...no problema. I've got the original tunes, but like Eminem, it'll probably take some tequila to git just Right...)8^D!!
Iron Maiden, you say? And how 'bout Twisted Sister? LOL...yea, this could be fun. Vahhhgner, though, I don't know...MUD
etc, etc
Super! I really like the older stuff. I guess cuz I know the original. Sometimes the Gen X tunes go over my head or under my butt.
No. LOL! We need to get some 60's R&B or Motown on this site. The Temptations' "I Wish it Would Rain" has great FReepin' possibilities.
Interestingly enough, I never used to get into, "Country Music."
NOT until the 90s came along; and, the powers-that-be began using music as a vehicle for their redistribution of wealth schemes. ~ie, "Rap," & "Hip-Hop" {spit}.
Then I had to go back & revisit all the old country artists, by default.
What really bugged me -- then & now -- was watching these music industry leakers (almost completely) eliminate the genre we used to call, "Pop."
The assholes replaced pop with what's now being called, "Country," visa vi "Shana Twain" & an assortment of other blond bimbos & himbos.
I mean, truly Muzac to my ears.
An excellent article appeared a couple years ago in The American Spectator (~of all places) chronicalling the "takeover" of Nashville et al by the new, younger *PC* types.
Whereby the result of their money & influence the older more established country artisans found they could no longer beg, buy, or steal a recording contract.
This point was further reinforced (~personally) when one day when I opened my AOL.
To see on their homepage a pic of Garth Brooks & the headline, "Garth Brooks Rocks For Gay Rights."
Look, I couldn't care less who someone does or doesn't dork; that crap's simply none of my business -- anymore than my, "taste," their's.
OK?
Be that as it may, do ya think an, "old school" country performer would have EVER permitted their name to be associated with the *gay*, "agenda"??
Yea...makes me wanna puke.
Last Friday my bride & I had front row seats to see a group perform live who'd been around for at least the last 20 years: "The Oak Ridge Boys."
I'm told their start was in, "Gospel"; &, one could certainly hear the Gospel roots still intermingled in their present-day music, too.
That is to say if incorporating the words, "God," "Jesus," "Love," "Faithfulness," "Patriotism" etc constitutes Gospel?
We found The Oak Ridge Boys to be the consummate professionals & an excllent live act.
But the most curious fact of all I found concerning these guys?
ALL but one of the members have been together for their entire 20+ year existence.
(We guessed the one guy simply got tired of the road... {g} )
How often does one hear (~anymore) of musicians staying together for such a length of time? ("Stones" notwithstanding.)
Back to the matter of *country* having all but disappeared in lieu of the shit we're getting force-fed today, though.
Lemme ask you if you've ever had the good fortune of hearing a 3-piece group calling themselves, "The eels"?
They made the scene in 1993 with a (rather successful) CD called, "Beautiful Freaks."
If you've not heard it?
I'd highly suggest you do so.
Methinks you'd truly be surprised there's still good writing & composing going on out there -- & by white boys, at that -- but it's just been suppressed as this ells' effort will demonstrate.
BTW: forget about the eels' other, later 2 works as these guys proved to be typical slackers.
...they simply couldn't handle success.
Nashville has been taken over by New York City music moguls with names like Carl Stein and Murray Goldberg. All so called FM "country" stations and cable TV "country" stations play the same PC crappy playlist ad nauseum, never daring to display the talents of any true country artists like BR-549, Don Walser, Wayne Hancock, and even Johnny Cash. And they are even embarrassed by the fact that "O, Brother, Where Art Thou?" has been the biggest selling CD for two years.
Well that's my exact point, sultan.
This *PC* agendized crap's not reliant upon anything in the way of, "Capitalism," as I'd recognize it.
Of course, Socialists don't care a whit about turning a profit either, huh.
(P)MSNBC seems to be the cable TV equivalent in that regard, too.
Insofar as those, "in charge" at that slimey rathole appear to be perfectly ready, willing & able to destroy the whole damned thing; before, they'll change their *act* one iota.
Obviously it's not their money being wasted.
The market playing to the masses?
Completely ass-backwards in an economy [supposedly] based upon a supply & demand paradigm.
...jester playing to the clowns, I swear.
LOL...MUD
...& today's just such a day.
Willard the Chi-Com Traitor...
Sold our Nukes to Tyrant Ho's!!
And while the RightWing knew it,
Slick had the Lib'ral Medyuh snowed.
All of the other Lib'rals,
Used to kneel and heal Slick's pain.
They never let Slick Willie,
Pay fer all his Traitorous Shame!!
Then one Righteous Justice Eve,
Mudboy came to say:
"Willie, you think yer so bright...
You shall pay fer all of yer crimes!!"
Then all the Sheeple loathed Slick,
FReepers shouted out with glee:
"Willard the Chi-Com Traitor,
Yer cellmate's gonna make you squeeeeeeal!!!"
FReegards...MUD
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