"Black XII: New Bridge to FReedom!!" (Time To Lead...)

The MudCave ^ | 15 November 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of a low across the board flat tax. Eliminate deductions and everybody pays the same. The current tax structure punishes achievement too much. It's onerous on those Americans who have the ambition to become successful. Tell me if you think I'm wrong. My ideas on tax policy are at an early stage of their development."

Yer on the Right track, IMHO...I was a big ForbesFanatic in the 2000 GOP Primaries and I saw him speaking again yesterday on FoxNewsSunday!! The dude isn't very telegenic, but his ideas are exactly Right...we should not be using the tax code to try and influence the behavior of our citizenry. Personally, I benefit from the use of Historic Tax Credits for my business of renovating historic structures, but I'd be willing to take the hit if ALL tax write-offs were eliminated and the Federal Tax Bite was decreased to 15% or below accross the board.

In the short-term, Forbes said yesterday that we've gotta eliminate the Alternative Minimum Tax and I agree with that 100%!!

FReegards...MUD

[conservativemusician]

15% is about what I was thinking. Believe me, I have no choice but to take advantage of write-offs. Every set of strings, picks, sheet of music, tubes for my amp... everything HAS to be accounted for or I'm a dead man. I average about 600 miles a week in my car driving to gigs and giving lessons, it gets expensive.
I just think by instituting a flat tax rate you increase earning incentive for everyone, since no matter what you earn, you pay the same. It sort of makes taxes a non-issue.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bless the Soldier"

"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us.
Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need.
I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior. Amen."

Amen...MUD

[dansangel]

***Thank-you!***

[Mudboy Slim]

No, thank you...MUD

[sultan88]

Look at this.

Some Virginian RINO's want to raise taxes!!

[sultan88]

Aren't we due for some kinda status report today??

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sen. John H. Chichester, R-Stafford, head of the Senate Finance Committee, said the state can't afford additional tax relief until the economy improves. Right now, the only way to pay for tax breaks is even deeper cuts in state spending, "and I don't think anyone has the appetite for that," said Chichester, chairman of the CSG meeting that drew about 900 legislators, state government officials and lobbyists from across the country. Del. James H. Dillard II, R-Fairfax, is pursuing the seemingly unthinkable in the run-up to the 2003 General Assembly elections: proposing boosting the sales tax a penny from 4.5 cents to 5.5 cents on the dollar to help public schools, which a legislative study indicates are underfunded by more than $500 million annually."

Every one of these RINO bastards are WHORES for the EffeteElite who dine at the StateGuv'mentSpendingTrough!! They don't give a damn about the taxpayers as long as their contributors get their pork. But they will be exposed for the slimey, disingenuous scumbags they are...and Chichester needs to be RETIRED this fall!!

Thanks fer the link...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"status report"

Put simply, if the Steelers make the playoffs, you win the bet, Sultan...otherwise, it's a draw...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepin' Fer Our FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Merle Haggard's "Okie from Muskogee")

We don't care who smokes if they are grown-ups...
We don't git our kicks bein' Elites!!
And we don't burn our draft cards like Bill Clinton...
'Cuz we like livin' Right, and bein' FRee!!

We don't like RAT Party 'cuz they're Sosh'lists...
But we like takin' stands and whuppin' fools!!
We don't like our Guv'ment big and flabby...
Like the Lib'rals out in San Francisco do!!

CHORUS:
And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
RATS race to call US squares and diss our drawl...
We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
'Cuz America's still the Greatest Nation of all!!

Lib'ral DOLTS are Sick and Vile...We Stand Against Dems!!
Treason and RAT scandals are obscene!!
Football's still the funnest sport on TeeVee...
Whuppin Lib'ral RATS is MUD's Righteous Dream!!

And I'm proud to be a FReeper fer our FReedom!!
Left can call US squares, but we have a ball...
We still wave Old Glory out on our front porch!!
And Tequila's still the biggest thrill of all!!

We still wave Old Glory down at the Court House...
We Shall Convict Ol' Slick Willie...Let's Roll Today!!

Mudboy Slim

[jla]

I haven't even taken it outta the cellophane yet

Just as well. LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"DeeCee FReeper Christmas Party on 14 December 2002!!"

"The D.C. Chapter of Free Republic invites all FReepers and lurkers in good standing to join us as we celebrate the holiday season with our year-end dinner at Luigi's restaurant on Saturday, December 14, 2002 at 6 p.m."

Please let kristinn know if you are gonna attend...it oughtta be a really good time!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black-Hearted Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick, "Left Approves ArkanCide!!"
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, we'll git yer Treasonous FOOL!!

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Hey there Lib'rals...you didn't have to crucify Truth like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell MUD I was just a kid.
Hey, hey Li'rals, what'chu rfeally FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to sell our NUKES to Chi-Com Scum!!
We shouldn't have to deal with you TWITS...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!

BTW...
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Take It to the Senate!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")

Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playing The Fool.
Slick keeps lying about "those women" he's used...used like his tools!!
You know Bill's always been a creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!
But these crimes we've seen lately...
Slick's a Whore fer Power, tearin' FReedoms down and sellin' out to Beijing!!

So join me on the high road and tell Slick, "It's Time!!!"
Take it to the Senate, RE-Impeach RAT's Slime!

Bill just spends all his time hustlin' money.
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes.
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow,
Slick'll do Prison Time!!

I know y'all're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That EX-Prez'dent's a Whore...Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come storming back, we're on the attack, next time, we'll whup RATS more!!

So join me on the high road...Slick shouldda Resigned!!
Take it to the Senate...Convict RAT's Slime!!

Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach Bill Clinton...
Take it to the Senate, it's Justice Time...

(Chorus to fade)

MUDBOY SLIM

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
It's that simple, folks, and it starts with you...MUD

1 Posted on 06/12/2000 12:40:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

Medved's "Carving up 10 anti-war arguments at holiday gatherings"

"this year one or more members of your clan will inevitably offer some indignant objection to the upcoming war against Iraq. Here, as a public service, we present a handy guide to the top-10 arguments against that war, and the most direct and effective ways to counter them.

"War never solved anything. Not true – war has successfully solved many (if not most) of the major problems and dangers in history. What "solved" Hitler? Negotiation, compassion, psychoanalysis? No, the willingness of Churchill and Roosevelt to slaughter as many Germans as necessary before we achieved regime change in Berlin. Decisive, crushing victories (like World War II) lead to long-term solutions (like the utter transformation of Germany and Japan), while indecisive and hesitant outcomes (World War I, the Gulf War) often lead to further struggle and instability."

Interesting read...MUD

[Landru]

"Aren't we due for some kinda status report today??"

Well wait a minute, here...
Remember, I'm outa this thing now; since, you asked for my rulings to be tossed out in lieu of Mudboy's take on this wager.
So?

"Put simply, if the Steelers make the playoffs, you win the bet, Sultan...otherwise, it's a draw...MUD"

I'd say that'd about covers it, wouldn't you?

BTW: Sultan *&* jla!
I dropped a couple of CDs in the mail -- "Priority" -- for you two, today.
Look for 'em by Friday at the latest.

Since I couldn't fit both Firesign Theaters on one 80 min CD-R, you'll get two seperate CDs each with one FT leading-off.
I took the liberty of putting a few *choice* things on each CD to fill out the extra time following the parodies.
Really hope you enjoy this stuff; &, remember the years when these recording were made, too.
~Means everything.

...looking forward to hearing your, "reviews." ;^)

[sultan88]

"I'd say that'd about covers it, wouldn't you?"

Will you at least make an official announcement the day I win this wager, so I can publicly gloat??

"I dropped a couple of CDs in the mail -- "Priority" -- for you two, today. Look for 'em by Friday at the latest."

Thank you. Very thoughtful of you. I will try to return the favor.

[Landru]

"Will you at least make an official announcement the day I win this wager, so I can publicly gloat??"

Of course I'll set'cha up, when the time comes.
But any kind of, "Judging's" out.

"Thank you."

You're welcome; but, don'tcha want to hear 'em, first?
Ya might not like 'em, y'know.

"Very thoughtful of you."

Well, not really.
I'm still a jerk.

"I will try to return the favor."

...you already have.

[Landru]

"Every one of these RINO bastards are WHORES for the EffeteElite who dine at the StateGuv'mentSpendingTrough!! They don't give a damn about the taxpayers as long as their contributors get their pork."

Yup.
You got it.

"But they will be exposed for the slimey, disingenuous scumbags they are..."

Nope.
You don't get it.

Tell me something, bucko.
Have ya ever seen the motion picture called, "Network"?

...I mean, the uncut & uncensored version?

[conservativemusician]

Merle Haggard? Wow. Excellent. I can really get into the old country guys. Most of the newer country singers are more like soft rock guys with hats.

You gotta Freep some metal next!LOL
You know, Iron Maiden's "Run for the Hills"!

How about a Freeped opera? Wagner maybe? (he he he)
That would be a challenge.