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"Black XII: New Bridge to FReedom!!" (Time To Lead...)
The MudCave ^ | 15 November 2002 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 11/15/2002 1:06:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"

And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

Work in progress...MUD


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To: KLT; Landru; conservativemusician; M. Thatcher; holdonnow
"Whuppin' Post!!"
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")

Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!

CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Some very kewl guitar jammin')

My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!

CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Mo' betta guitar jammin')

Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

Mudboy Slim

101 posted on 11/20/2002 12:24:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Very good post!
102 posted on 11/20/2002 12:53:17 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
That was very funny!!
103 posted on 11/20/2002 12:56:50 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky
Thanks...fact is, the Left's Alleged Pro-Peace Efforts are undermining America's ability "...to subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence" by presenting Sodom with the impression that America is split in its resolve, which is far from the reality of the situation, IMHO.

FReegards...MUD

104 posted on 11/20/2002 1:01:09 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: bayourod; George W. Bush; Rush Limbaugh
"Should Bill Clinton Be Immune From Prosecution Fer His Crimes?!!"

From another thread, a discussion about whether or not America should hold Bill Clinton accountable for the multiple felonies he and his Administration have committed...

bayourod in bold

"...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon."

First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement.

"Some of the considerations should be:
1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?"

While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex-POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no.

"2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?"

As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a blatant abuser of our laws be allowed to go absolutely unpunished in a Land that claims that "NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW"?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for smoking a weed in his basement.

"3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?"

The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators.

"4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?"

SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas?

"5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?"

Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?!

"6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?"

Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!!

SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING!! He's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemonRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex-POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once-great Roman Empire.

"Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General. I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make."

Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement...however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us?

Seriously, my fellow FReepers, am I just a Right-Wing Whacko for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?!

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 07/14/2001 23:39:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice Fer All!!)

105 posted on 11/20/2002 1:21:05 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Happygal; jla; yankhater
"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil RATS!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots Lead Again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice, Bless Our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...like it or not, Justice for the Guilty in the previous Administration was an underlying theme in the November '02 Elections, so the GOP oughtta use its new-found Mandate to see that Justice is accomplished vis a vis the CorruptCadreofClintonCoConspirators!!

11 posted on 02/13/2002 10:10 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Let's begin the festivities by Indicting Terry McAuliffe...MUD

106 posted on 11/20/2002 1:32:52 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim; stand watie
"Auburn IS the university of alabama."


107 posted on 11/20/2002 4:18:50 PM PST by jla
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
Yes, the 'Bama elephant is cool, but Alabama is on probation

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that those on the NCAA committee that ruled for this egregious action are kin 'n kith of U.S. District Judge Myron Thompson.

The so I voted for what will probably be the winner.

Thanks to your 1,000 votes for the Nittany Bear!

108 posted on 11/20/2002 5:17:41 PM PST by jla
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To: Mudboy Slim; Happygal; MadIvan
See Post #78. LOL!

Ivan...This will be a good test to see if Happygal follows Mud's instructions for women as denoted in his post.

109 posted on 11/20/2002 5:24:49 PM PST by jla
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To: coteblanche
See Post #78. LOL
110 posted on 11/20/2002 5:47:44 PM PST by jla
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To: jla; MadIvan
Ivan...This will be a good test to see if Happygal follows Mud's instructions for women as denoted in his post.

Jeff, dear. WHEN, oh WHEN did I ever do as I was told?

BTW ~cuffing yer ear~ not ALL women are bad drivers...I only brought you to the brink of death on a couple of occasions ;-)

111 posted on 11/20/2002 6:49:40 PM PST by Happygal
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To: Mudboy Slim
Great lyrics, Mud, but, alas and alack, JA and Pres Bush and all the politicians are too busy passing restrictive laws against those us who obey the law to worry about something as "old hat" as the treachery and thievery of the clintons and terry m. You know the ones I mean: the FBI can now listen in on our conversations, record our internet conversations, etc., etc. Of course they will have "trigger words" that will instigate an investigation of the participants.

FReegards

My friend, justice will not prevail in the case of the traitors. One excuse will be the so-called coming "war".
Another excuse will be that it was a former President, so we should leave it alone.
I know, I know, I'm leaving myself open to flaming, but, what the heck, I'm a big boy and I can handle it.

Mark my words, the next attack from the great republican party along with their clones, the democrats will be on Article 3 of the Constitution (Posse Comitatus). They've already put out feelers on this subject and soon, I expect a poll to be taken wherein the sheeple will accept the rescinsion of that article just as they accept that obscenity called the p.a.t.r.i.o.t act. All, mind you in the interest of "security, of course.

I've been told to get it over because everyone does it.
Being a maverick, I will continue to remind people of clinton's and his buddies corruption. In addition, I will keep my eye on how the republicans obey their oaths to uphold the Constitution. From what I've seen, it doesn't look too positive. Hope I'm wrong. Only time will tell.





113 posted on 11/20/2002 7:15:34 PM PST by poet
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To: Mudboy Slim
Register for our 30th Annual CPAC Conference Today!

FReegards...MUD

Last year was the first one I missed since '93. My wife and I will be there this year for sure.

114 posted on 11/20/2002 9:11:44 PM PST by L_Von_Mises
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To: poet
Howdy, my good FRiend...good to see you this fine Autumn morn.

"trigger words"

Would you be so kind as to list said "trigger words" so that I may begin sprinklin' them into everyday conversation? They'd probably also come together quite nicely in a song.

FReegards...MUD

115 posted on 11/21/2002 3:41:46 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: jla; stand watie
"Trash the Tigers!!"

sw, you gonna let him talk at you like that?! What?! Really you say?! Bear Bryant and J. Edgar Hoover were lovers?! I did not know that....

jla, you gonna let him talk about the Bear like that?!

SHEEEESH, I'm beginning to wonder if ANYBODY at either Auburn or Alabammy still knows their way around the gridiron...MUD

116 posted on 11/21/2002 3:46:02 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: FreeTheHostages
"D'asshole Blames Lovable Fuzzball for Gutless RATS' Losing It!!"

"What happens when (radio talk show host) Rush Limbaugh attacks those of us in public life is that people aren't satisfied just to listen," the South Dakota DemonRAT explained. "They want to act because they get emotionally invested. And so, you know, the threats to those of us in public life go up dramatically, on our families and on us, in a way that's very disconcerting." D'asshole, whose office was a target in last year's anthrax mail attacks, declined to go into detail about the nature of the threats. But he said that when he was accused by Republicans of being an obstructionists the number of threats against him and his family rose. "If entertainment becomes so much a part of politics and if that entertainment drives an emotional movement in this country among some people who don't know the difference between entertainment and politics, and who are then so energized to go out and hurt somebody, that troubles me about where politics in America is going," D'asshole said."

LittleTommie D'asshole is a girleyman...MUD

117 posted on 11/21/2002 6:54:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: TroutStalker; Libloather; Liz
"D'Asshole's Letter to the WallStreetJournal!!"

"South Dakota's Republican attorney general and Republican secretary of state found no grounds for any such suggestion of fraud."

This is why Thune and the GOP must continue efforts to expose the rampant fraud and abuse uncovered in the South Dakota Senatorial Race, IMHO!! If the Right doesn't hold LawBreakers Accountable, the LawBreakers will LIE and call US Liars!!

Thune will be sitting in Johnson's ol' Senate seat come January 2003!!

SITYS...MUD

118 posted on 11/21/2002 7:32:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
SHEEEESH, I'm beginning to wonder if ANYBODY at either Auburn or Alabammy still knows their way around the gridiron

The Tide has played in more Bowl Games and has won more Bowl Games than any team in college football history.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!


119 posted on 11/21/2002 7:33:50 AM PST by jla
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To: Samurai_Jack; RFP; Taxman; stand watie; sultan88
"Jeepers FReepers...Washington Times' article!!"

"...the Republican Party did not organize the protests, nor were "busloads" of protesters sent in by other groups. The protests against the inventor of the Internet were organized on the Internet. Specifically, the protests were started by the "Freepers" on Free Republic (www.freerepublic.com), "an online gathering place for independent, grass-roots conservatism." Free Republic was founded by Jim Robinson, a Vietnam veteran living in Fresno, Calif., and the protests on Massachusetts Avenue outside the Naval Observatory were organized by Washington, D.C. area members. Also, Mr. Gore might like to know that it was a Freeper who designed a widely circulated parody of the Gore-Lieberman 2000 logo: "Sore Loserman."

Can't beat that with a stick...MUD

120 posted on 11/21/2002 7:42:25 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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