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Favorite Freeper Quotes and One-Liners

Posted on 11/07/2002 10:37:56 AM PST by MTCJK

Although I am sure this has been done a number of times, please post your favorites for all to enjoy. I have started with a few of my own, and will give full credit to all YOU for these, none are my own originals


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To: MTCJK
From a fellow Freeper - I just can't remember who.....

"The Clintons are parasites, with the Democratic party their willing host."

81 posted on 11/07/2002 2:15:57 PM PST by Lando Lincoln
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To: stanz
Another Yogi:

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded."

82 posted on 11/07/2002 2:16:11 PM PST by Doomonyou
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To: MTCJK
One of my favorite quotes from Winston Churchill.

"If you are not a liberal by the time you are twenty, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative by the time you are thirty, you have no brain."

83 posted on 11/07/2002 2:18:18 PM PST by Lando Lincoln
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To: wordsofearnest
My alltime FReeper line" I've seen more organization at sh_t fights in the monkey house." >P>=============

LOL! Or how about this one? "It caused more uproar than a mouse in a burlesque show".

84 posted on 11/07/2002 2:22:07 PM PST by yankeedame
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To: MTCJK
"THE LIB'S JUST DOM'T GET IT"
85 posted on 11/07/2002 2:22:23 PM PST by Uncle George
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To: SkyRat
Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not. - Lazarus Long

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"Always tell a woman she is beautiful unless she is very,very beautiful or very,very ugly; then praise her on her understanding." --Lord Chesterfield

"If a lady says 'no', she means 'maybe'. If a lady says 'maybe', she means 'yes'. If a lady says 'yes', she's no lady."-- Lord Chesterfield

86 posted on 11/07/2002 2:26:17 PM PST by yankeedame
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To: MTCJK
Taxation with representation ain't so good either.
87 posted on 11/07/2002 2:27:27 PM PST by Rightly Biased
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To: MTCJK
Hmmm, I often like to call those Bush "lovefests" (wink wink) by the FReeperettes on the "Day in the Life of President Bush (photos)" threads "A Day in the Life of My Bush". ;-)
88 posted on 11/07/2002 2:29:28 PM PST by oldvike
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To: Pagey
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

Everytime I see some Loserdopian/Strict Constitutionalists/Minute Man write that out of context crap my thought is...

Yeah well when Ben wrote that they didnt have a single structure higher than five stories and they damn sure didnt have jet planes crashing into them.
89 posted on 11/07/2002 2:32:27 PM PST by VaBthang4
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To: MTCJK
Thanks for the list. I would like to add a few.

"The era of Osama lasted about an hour and a half or so, from the time the first plane hit the tower to the moment the General Militia of Flight 93 reported for duty." -- James Robbins (UPI)

About forgiving the terrorists: "I believe forgiving them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting." -- General Norman Schwartzkopf

"Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them." -- Ed Howe

"Puny man limits God's power to the dimensions of the human mind." -- Bishop Hicks

"...science is not anti-God, but God is entirely beyone its purview." -- Weinburg

"It is precisely for those times when the will of the people is against liberty that the Bill of Rights was created. That's the underlying concern with a democracy. . . they tyranny of the majority." -- Stat-boy (FreeRepublic)
90 posted on 11/07/2002 2:33:39 PM PST by Library Lady
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To: Doomonyou
And..."it's deja vu all over again."
91 posted on 11/07/2002 2:35:34 PM PST by stanz
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To: Library Lady
Uh... that's "the tyranny of the majority."
92 posted on 11/07/2002 2:36:08 PM PST by Library Lady
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To: MTCJK
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidexterous."
93 posted on 11/07/2002 2:47:29 PM PST by Typelouder
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To: MTCJK
Some of Will Rogers' finest:

"Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one third the money twenty years ago."

"Things in our country run in spite of government. Not by aid of it!"

"...I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't."

"Diplomacy is saying nice doggie until you can pick up a rock"

"We are here just for a spell and then pass on...So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead."

94 posted on 11/07/2002 2:54:48 PM PST by AmusedBystander
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To: AmusedBystander
This one by will Rogers is intriguing...

when representives leave their districts...

intelligence levels go a bump up---

when the reach washington---they go up again!
95 posted on 11/07/2002 3:02:59 PM PST by f.Christian
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To: wordsofearnest
LOL
96 posted on 11/07/2002 3:05:19 PM PST by VaBthang4
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To: stanz
A couple more:

The NRA has a point about the inadvisability of simply taking guns away from the populace. If that were possible, it would not disarm that small percentage of the population willing to break the law.... Punishing people who obey the law is backward thinking. -- Hugh Downs, Veteran ABC newsman

When you disarm your subjects you offend them by showing that either from cowardliness or lack of faith, you distrust them; and either conclusion will induce them to hate you. -- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince

What is ominous is the ease with which some people go from saying that they don't like something to saying that the government should forbid it. When you go down that road, don't expect freedom to survive very long. -- Thomas Sowell

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest. -- Mahatma Gandhi, Gandhi, "An Autobiography", page 446

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -- Robert A. Heinlein

Gun bans don't disarm criminals, gun bans attract them. -- Walter Mondale, U.S. Ambassador to Japan, 4/20/94

If all Americans want is security, they can go to prison. They'll have enough to eat, a bed and a roof over their heads. But if an American wants to preserve his dignity and his equality as a human being, he must not bow his neck to any dictatorial government. -- Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower, December 9, 1949

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H.L. Mencken

One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. -- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

When the government fears the People, that is Liberty. When the People fear the Government, that is tyranny. -- Thomas Jefferson

When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence. -- Gary Lloyd

"A well-regulated electorate, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and read books shall not be infringed." Does that mean only well-educated people have a right to own and read books? Then how can this: "A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." . . . possibly mean only members of the militia [or National Guard] have a right to own and bear arms? -- Claire Wolfe

The American people must be willing to give up a degree of personal privacy in exchange for safety and security. -- FBI Director Louis Freeh (1993)

Corruptisima republica plurimae leges. (The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates.) -- Tacitus

97 posted on 11/07/2002 3:10:41 PM PST by Doomonyou
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To: MTCJK
I am thinking...This Thread Needs a...

Big
Bump!


98 posted on 11/07/2002 3:12:50 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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To: Fiddlstix
Do not do to others that which you would not have done to you. That is the whole law. The rest is commentary.

Hillel

99 posted on 11/07/2002 3:20:38 PM PST by groanup
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To: MTCJK
"It is finished."

~Grin~
100 posted on 11/07/2002 3:21:42 PM PST by VaBthang4
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