Posted on 11/01/2002 5:14:20 AM PST by fly_so_free
A BUMP to you!
A teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too.
Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be liked their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A boy named Adam has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the little boy.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Adam why he is a conservative Republican.
"Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Adam, "I'd be a liberal Democrat."
Clinton pardons
Motel 1600
Vandalism of the White House and Air Force 1
and, we can give thanks to the GoLie 2000 campaign (and the 'Toon) for that. This really has to be the true model for "perfect" Demodog behavior.
I must add to my list:
Selling everything the Whitehouse has to offer: Lincoln bedroom, Coffee hours, the Commerce Department, etc.etc... for political contributions.
the Plane Crash Jamboree "for" Wellstone
The lowest of the low is how they use Wellstone's corpse as a soap box and then Terry what's-his-face blames it on the Wellstone kids. These guys will do or say whatever it takes to win.
Lest Americans ever forget why the clintons, and all their enablers need to be hectored, hounded, and harried into silence, until "clintonese is only spoken in Hell," look here:
Warning!
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At a private fund-raiser in Los Angeles for Democratic Sen. Jean Carnahan of Missouri, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told the crowd that President Bush merely had been "selected" president, not elected, Newsweek reports in the current issue. "You know, I'm a fan of Clintonomics," she told the crowd while standing from a perch on the staircase of movie producer Alan Horn's art-filled Bel Air home, "and this administration is destroying in months our eight years of economic progress."
~~~~~~~~~~Hillary Clinton quoted at the posh Alan Horn's art-filled Bel Air home.
Clinton reminded the dancing crowd of the ballot recount battle that earned the governor's brother, President Bush (news - web sites), Florida's electoral votes and the White House in 2000. He told voters not to be discouraged and stay home from the polls if they felt their votes were not counted last time.
"If they took it from you once, don't give it to them twice," Clinton told hundreds [haha, compared to the rally for Jeb and GWB of 10,000) of cheering people gathered at a park on glitzy neon-lined Ocean Drive.
~~~~~~~~~Bill Clinton at the palm-lined stage on the sands of Miami Beach on Saturday Rally for Mcbride. Link
"Here in Maryland, does the candidate who gets the most votes actually win?" he asked.
Later, he asked the audience to recall how they felt when the Supreme Court decision was handed down, and use that as an incentive to vote.
"For the next five days, I want you to use that feeling as a source of energy and commitment and drive," he said. Link
~~~~~~~Al Gore joined gubernatorial candidate Lt. Gov. Kathleen Kennedy Townsend on the campaign trail in a visit
LIES LIES LIES! Are they any democrats left on the earth who have a soul?
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