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This guy has all the wit of a rusty saw blade. Who wants to bet he'll be living in his parent's basement in 20 years?
1 posted on 10/23/2002 4:04:21 PM PDT by JURB
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To: JURB
The guys who couldn't pass freshman calculus ended up in psych. That's something to remember next time somebody foists a "diversity trainer" or a "grief counselor" on you...
2 posted on 10/23/2002 4:07:34 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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You didn't even include the last statement.

"Because under the warm glow of the television, broadcasting his victim's name in red letters that spell "Iraq," George W. Bush feels like a big man ... for a while."

What a waste of humanity
3 posted on 10/23/2002 4:09:23 PM PDT by Texas_Jarhead
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Yep, It's all middle America's fault.
4 posted on 10/23/2002 4:09:41 PM PDT by Doomonyou
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Cool. Ya think he'll FedEx me some weed if I e-mail him?
5 posted on 10/23/2002 4:10:04 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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He should stick with economics. That way he can be right no matter what he says.

They say that some liberals have a tongue like a razor blade. This boy's tongue is like a ball-peen hammer.
6 posted on 10/23/2002 4:10:13 PM PDT by Arkinsaw
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To: JURB
Does he think it's Bill Clinton?
7 posted on 10/23/2002 4:10:49 PM PDT by FITZ
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Varina Davis, a FReeper, retrieved this from Interpol. There is a rumor that this fugitive is AWOL in North America from the French Foreign Legion and possibly of Yugoslavian descent.

Can anyone retrieve the Interpol picture of OUAZANA, GEORGES JOSEPH, or give an update on him?

Criteria Nationality : FRANCE Sex : Male Age : >19611023 And <=19821023 Arrest Warrant Issued by : FRANCE Search result: 1 Showing: 1-1 OUAZANA, GEORGES JOSEPH Born on 12 May 1962 Nationality France Age today: 40 years old

8 posted on 10/23/2002 4:12:15 PM PDT by patriciaruth
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This is your brain on drugs

10 posted on 10/23/2002 4:13:40 PM PDT by 1_American
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This is from the Onion, right? Sheesh. fsf
11 posted on 10/23/2002 4:14:06 PM PDT by Free State Four
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George W. Bush was born in Connecticut. New Haven, to be exact. You'd think this schmuck would do some basic homework - nah, that'd take work.
16 posted on 10/23/2002 4:19:02 PM PDT by Endeavor
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Danny boy should hang onto his job at Mc Donalds. His sense of humor, such as it isn't, is on the level of a Tom Arnold. The world will need a lot more dumbing down before it is ready for such witlessness.
17 posted on 10/23/2002 4:19:02 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell
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My e-mail to this dweeb:

I would liken your parody of George Bush to the earliest Batman comic books. They were almost as idiotic as your writing but not quite.

Winston Churchill once said, "If you are not a liberal by the time you are twenty you have no heart. If you are not conservative by the time you are forty you have no brain". Now since you obviously have not read (or heard, I should say, because it is obvious you read very little outside of a narrow shelf of short stories with pictures} that President Bush was a real cut above your hero AlGore (I make that assumption because you write like most of his supporters} in matters academic, I suggest you take the time to look such information up. You DO know how I hope.

As to Churchill's adage, please get back to me when you are forty. Since most likely, you will still be living with your parent(s)and since you have much farther to go than most in acquiring a brain I should be very interested to know how you are eking out.

With regards

A Good Ol' Boy

22 posted on 10/23/2002 4:36:38 PM PDT by groanup
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Dear Lord!

Is it me, or does that pic look like a mugshot?

23 posted on 10/23/2002 4:44:12 PM PDT by Houmatt
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An ingrate is on the loose on PSU's campus and the authorities are clueless as to the ingrates identity. This past Saturday, I began my own investigation. I'm happy to announce that I have solved the puzzle, taken from Mad Libs: The Ingrates Edition and completed with the suggestions of Profiling for Dummies, which reveals the identity of PSU's Ingrate (my answers for the blanks are underlined): The ingrate is a white, college aged Caucasian who was born in the Western region of the United States into a suburban and ultra-liberal family. Yet despite all the advantages afforded by his status, the ingrate didn't enjoy a happy childhood. Having grown up with an open ended bank account but a sense of guilt for having money, the ingrate was forced to bear the stigma of "poseur" as a scarlet badge of shame and to endure the feelings of worthlessness it pinned to his heart.

To defend his wounded ego, the ingrate constructed his burgeoning psyche so as to downplay the importance of hard work and accountability as forces of his character. The unintentional result was that he ended up permanently defining himself in the context of those very forces.

Today, for example, he loves to introduce himself as "a socialist" in outward scorn of the capitalists to which he inwardly wishes he belonged. He takes that scorn to the extreme, bragging that he defaced a dictionary just once in life, at the age of 16, and only to clip out the definition of a "socialist": n. 1 : one who advocates or practices socialism (see: thief, looter)

That cutting, from his mother's "New P.C. Dictionary, Revised", remains in his brand name jeans pocket to this day, worn soft and almost furry from ceaseless coddling. Without a doubt, the obsessive-compulsive stroking of his "fuzzy" pet serves to alleviate the dissonance he experiences as a symptom of his numerous superiority complexes.

Until recently, this behavior effectively reduced his dissonance to a manageable level. Now, however, the ingrate's feelings of superiority are so consuming that they demand nothing short of everyones attention as a distraction.

The ingrate's feelings of superiority first began to fester uncontrollably in high school. The ingrate attended a government run school where he was accepted because of the schools dominant liberal slant. There, surrounded by students infinitely less enlightened than himself (or so he thought), the ingrate felt as a Norweigan in Mexico must -- extremely large. In the West, he had always been able to amuse his fellow students atop his "Worker empowerment" and "From each to each" stilts, but in the more Liberal North West, his poseuristic circus act entertained no one.

His inevitable social ostracism at college served to steep his contempt for wealth and for those who possess it. Thanks to multiple liberal arts classes and many P.C. rallys, hosted by professors, the ingrate is about to graduate on time and has been invited to join the Democratic Party (again see: thief, looter) with the hope of creating a more level playing field. Precisely because the ingrate has never been forced to make a living, he is becoming the ideal party member, derationalized by the repetitiveness of his propoganda sessions.

After the joining the democrat party, the ingrate will volunteer for various meaningless jobs secured for him through the welfare arm of the democratic party. He will remain in the relative obscurity of socialist America unless his megalomanical belief that he, above all others, deserved to be in a position of national power and attention.

The ingrate's rationalization of this belief is one part Marxism and two parts guilt -- those born into wealth and prestige should be forced to help others because poor people are incapable of helping themselves. And besides the wealthy owe their wealth to the workers. This constant need to prove himself and the sinking feeling that others spotlights are not bright enough ultimately will drive him to dust off his Mein Kampf and make a name for himself in Washington by forcing things. But he doesn't do it for a love of people -- he does it for the media coverage.

24 posted on 10/23/2002 4:47:42 PM PDT by EBUCK
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Wow! I'm so impressed. And so is the author with himself. He must have taken really good notes in Social Psychology to remember all those terms and phrases. Gee Mr., can I have your autograph?
26 posted on 10/23/2002 7:12:11 PM PDT by semaj
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I wonder if this pimply-faced jerk-off realizes--he just described Algore to a tee.
27 posted on 10/23/2002 8:14:52 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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Please e-nuke this .. this.. (I'm sorry I can't use that language here) and tell this social flatworm where to go and what to do when he gets there. My command of the English language is not sufficent enough to give this poster child for defective prophalactics the reaming that he truely deserves. Please, bro, ya gotta help me...
29 posted on 10/23/2002 9:02:45 PM PDT by cavtrooper21
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Why did you leave off the punchline (last paragraph), which I found immediately following what you copied when I went to the actual site?:

"Because under the warm glow of the television, broadcasting his victim's name in red letters that spell "Iraq," George W. Bush feels like a big man ... for a while."

This is truly scandalworthy (condemnation at school, editorials, appearance on O'Reilly).
31 posted on 10/23/2002 11:54:26 PM PDT by dwills
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Jesus, what a retard...
34 posted on 10/24/2002 6:29:28 AM PDT by martin gibson
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