Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
Consider it done...you've never steered me wrong before, Pops!!
LOL...MUD
RATS' HO's seem to come and go...yeah!
Left's gypsy flys from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trusting none!!
Killing children, having fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...
Left stains, DemRATS think Slick's sane...
No one knows Bill Clinton's gay!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
US FReepers FReep RATS' ChiCom spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...
{c:Bridge}
Again the morning comes
Again he's on the run
Sunbeam shining through his hair
Care enough to have a care
Pick up your gear and gypsy...Roll on...Roll on!!
Crossroads, will Libs ever let Slick go?!!
Will Left die while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATS see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But I know that Slick won't stay...We'll git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick won't stay, FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!
Work in progress...MUD
free dixie,sw
But Mud??
...do order that tape now, y'hear? ;^)
Oh geshhhh...
Here I'm raggin' on ya to not forget & you tell me flat-out ya did it.
*Not* quite a Putz Head am I, but close. :o)
...be SURE to give us a review after you've watched it, y'hear?
Really?
I didn't know...did you know?! Who wouldda figgered...then again, look at the HildaBeast and it sorta comes into focus...LOL!!
I don't know how these nasty rumors git started, but I did hear--from an anonymous DemonRAT source, of course--that McAuliffe and Slick Willie were lovers.
LOL and FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Yer Right, not QUITE.....LOL!!
"...be SURE to give us a review after you've watched it, y'hear?"
Will do, mi amigo, consultant, and confidante...MUD
FReegards...MUD
All Right!! Now dig this, Karen...
Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!
(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...
Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!
You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!
Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)
Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...
(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)
That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!
Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)
Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!
Mudboy Slim
"In an effort to ensure the integrity of our democratic election process, the American Conservative Union (ACU) has launched a "Voter Fraud Hotline" and online communications portal for voters to report potential cases of voter fraud and illegal electioneering activities. ACU Chairman David A. Keene called the effort an attempt to deter those would-be election violators from even trying to illegally load the ballot boxes on Election Day. "Already in this election cycle, we've had reports of potential voter fraud in South Dakota, Nevada, Iowa, Connecticut, Oklahoma, Texas, and Rhode Island," said Keene. "Obvious violations have included election officials sending out unsolicited absentee ballots, petitions loaded with forged signatures, vote-buying schemes, and even voter registrations who—according to documents—have the same residence as a certain sex entertainment club." "We're asking concerned citizens to call (703) 836-8602 or email us at voterfraud@conservative.org to report any observed instances of voter fraud, illegal get-out-the-vote activities, or election officials not properly checking voter identifications," added Keene.
FReegards...MUD
"Back when Clinton was in power, I had a nice long discussion with two gentleman in his Secret Service Security detail, and I asked them what would happen if I said something so embarrassing to Der SchleekMeister that Slick came after me physically. Both agreed that American citizens have the Right to Defend themselves, and as long as I let Slick Willie get in the first punch, I would be within my rights to whup Slick's arse and the SS would not intervene until Slick's life was in danger."
FReegards...MUD
free dixie,sw
You are a genius!
FreeGards,
KLT AKA Karen
And I wuz Right...MUD
Yeah when I think about that you got a point. Hillary's had more of women than Bill.
I don't know how these nasty rumors git started, but I did hear--from an anonymous DemonRAT source, of course--that McAuliffe and Slick Willie were lovers.
Maybe when they die they'll get buried together.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you...MUD
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