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LOL...imagine this song, performed to perfection--LIVE!!--on the EIB Radio Station near YOU...

"Left's HICKS"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Four Sticks")

Oh~ooh FReepers, it's votin' time...
Oh~ooh RightWing, RATS gonna FRY!!
Got-ta try to find a way,
Got-ta Fight...Put Slick Away!!
'Cuz you know Slick's gonna git his due in Prison...yeah!!

Oh~ooh Sheeple, the RATS're REDS!!
Ahhh Nation, Feed Yer Head!!
There's some Pat'riots FReepin'...come along!!
AAIGHHH...We don't think Left can hold out long!!!

An' when yer child cries, "Slick ain't Right!!"
Oh Lib'ral, Lib'ral...Where's yer spines?! Reject Slick's LIES!!
Libral, baby, Lib'ral...how do ya feel?!!
If Bill Clinton must die, Lib'ral, how would you feel?!!

Craze baby, mm-the rainbow's end.
Hmmm baby, it's just a den for those who hide,
Who hide their loves to depths of lies
An' ruin dreams that we all knew so babe.

An' when the owls cry in the night.
And baby when the pines begin to cry.
Oh baby, baby how do ya feel?
If the rivers run dry baby, how will you feel?

Ahh~ah ahh~ah~ahh~ah~ay.
Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh__.
Babe how do you feel-ah.

Ooh~ooh yeah brave I endure
Ooh yeah strong shields and lo__re.
They can't hold the wrath of those who walk
An' the boots of those who march
Baby through the roads of time so long ago.

Ooh~ooh~oooh-yeah.
Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
Ooh~ooh-ooh~ooh~ooh-yeah.

Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.
Ahhh__.

Ooh~ooh. Hooh~ooh.
Hooh~ooh. Hooh~ooh.
Hahhh__.
Hooh hooh hooh hah hahhh.

Work in progress...Mudboy Slim

BTW...did you know that SlicK's thugs have made two (2) official visits to the MudCave and been treated to Sncikerdoodles and unsweetened Iced Tea on both occasions...but now the good guys control the Secret Service and no visits have been forthcoming?! Interesting, IMHO.