[swampfox98]

Man inserts firecracker in his penis to protest war

I'd hate to be married to that dude.

[DeFault User]

Weapons of Ass Destruction will make a Vas Deferens in this guy's life.

[operation clinton cleanup]

That must be one tiny firecracker!

[bootless]

Well, THAT'LL show 'em!

[A2J]

One last great orgasm?

[TN4Liberty]

Wasn't it Patton who said "In war, the object is not to blow off your penis. The object is to make the other poor SOB blow off HIS penis."

Or something like that... I forget.

[SamAdams76]

Well, maybe he figured he didn't have much to lose...

[dirtboy]

My husband heard on Bill Cunningham talk radio in Cincinnati that a war protestor inserted a firecracker in his penis and threatened to light it.

If he lights the fuse, does it give him a wargasm?

[deport]

Is the dude trying for the Leno show?

[dighton]

"U.S. out of (fill in the blank), or my (fill in the blank) gets it!"

[MinuteGal]

There once was a guy to remember
Who inserted a squib in his (ahem) member
He flicked on his Bic
And pretty darn quick
His ash was a slow-burning ember.

Leni

[Velveeta]

Goodness, gracious....great balls of fire!

[md2576]

Probably looked like this!

[Madame Dufarge]

If he waits too long, wouldn't his bladder just explode and extinguish the fuse?

I think the guys in R & D should take a look at this.

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Anyone seen Daschle, Byrd or Hillary Clinton, this afternoon??

[6ppc]

A new way to qualify for a Darwin Award!

[longrider]

I'll light it for him.

[doug from upland]

Oh, let it be William Rivers Pitt. (but the word I hear from Boston is it would have to be a mini-firecracker) :)

[Ditter]

Fire away, dumb butt, I sure don't care.

[Spunky]

Men will do anything to draw attention. Case in point. ;-)

An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Austin, Texas. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!!"

Furious, Sam yells, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!.."

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam.-----ya shoulda bought a hat."