"Black X(a)": McAuliffe'sMYbee-ahhhtch!!

The MudCave ^ | 27 September 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...Beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

This is but an Alternate Thread, fer when other paths are no longer available to us...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!"

I ain't takin' "NO" fer an answer...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!"

I ain't takin' "NO" fer an answer...MUD

[poet]

Those two 'rats that called the Prez a liar in Iraq really got to me. They, of course, have a right to say it, but, could have had the decency to wait 'til they got back home.

To quote an old book I read "None Dare Call It Treason"!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Those two 'rats that called the Prez a liar in Iraq really got to me."

With God as my witness, those two RATS Shall Not Be Re-elected!!!

There Ain't No Statute of Limitations on TREASON, ya say?!

FReegards...MUD

[Liz]

An outrage. They have violated their oath of office.

BACKGROUND
At the start of each new Congress, in January of every odd-numbered year, the entire House of Representatives and one-third of the Senate performs a solemn and festive constitutional rite that is as old as the Republic......taking the Oath of Office.

While the oath-taking dates back to the First Congress in 1789, the current oath is a product of the 1860s, drafted by Civil War-era members of Congress intent on ensnaring traitors.

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God."

[Liz]

Resolution Trust Corp.....that's our tax dollars at work.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God."

Slick Willie's arrogantly flouted that Oath time and again...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Resolution Trust Corp.....that's our tax dollars at work."

Ya reckon the Sheeple are figgerin' out that Big Business and Big Guv'ment go hand-in-hand?! And there are many rich folks who've derived their entire existance from the Federal Guv'ment...how can that possibly be a good thing?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!"

Did I tell y'all Nathan John just signed a Letter of Intent to play for the UVA Cavaliers 2018 Freshman Class as a Nose Tackle...the dude's less than a year old and already bigger than me!!

FReegards...MUD

[Liz]

Could say that about all the dim DemRats.

[poet]

Built Upon A Rock

America was built upon a rock,
not upon the shifting sand,
but, there are pebbles
in this blessed land

While we do not all agree
we are fortunate to be free
to express ourselves as we choose,
most are gracious when they lose

The pebbles would disrupt
drinking from a bitter cup
never lifting their Spirits up
choosing to be corrupt

Revealing they have no shame
eager to lay the blame
when their ideas fail,
it’s others they try to nail

I listen to them in wonder,
never owning up to their blunders
it’s not just one group,
there are many in the loop

They truly have no Soul
they never see the light
they spew what is old
creators of soulless blight

Oh yes, they do have passion
that is well rehearsed
as they read from their tired old verse
they even have fire,
as they lead us into the mire

They visit enemy lands
giving comfort and aid,
treachery by their hands,
perhaps they were paid?

Who are these people that rule
are they elected by fools?
from under what rock do they rise
why do they win the prize?

If this continues
we are in trouble
being ruled by minnows
will burst America’s bubble

Copyright © 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
October 1, 2002

[Mudboy Slim]

"America’s bubble"

I like the poem, but believe the ending is unworthy...America's Greatness is not a bubble, but more of a Manifest Destiny, a veritable juggernaut!!

How 'bout gettin' them LeftistMinnows to try and burst America's juggernaut?!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Slick Willie's arrogantly flouted that Oath [of Office] time and again...MUD"

Yep...ALL House Members who voted Not to Impeach the EX-Traitor-in-Chief must be held accountable, as do the ALL Senators who voted Not to Convict!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

David Limbaugh's "The Dems' Embarrassing Cast of Characters!!"

"It wasn't three outcast members of some left-wing fringe group who planted themselves on foreign soil to denounce the United States and suggest that its president would "mislead the American people." It was three Democratic congressmen, including Michigan's David Bonior, the second highest-ranking Democrat in the House. They didn't just go to any foreign country, and they weren't just talking about any old innocuous subject. They went to Iraq, an enemy of the United States, and criticized United States' foreign policy specifically related to Iraq from a script that could have been written by Saddam himself. They did this at the very time the United States is seeking support from other countries for its imminent action against Iraq. All of this is amazing when you think about it. Washington State Congressman Jim McDermott said he believed President Bush was willing "to mislead the American people" about Iraq. "I believe that sometimes they give out misinformation," said McDermott, "... and they've shifted. First they said it was al Qaeda, then they said it was weapons of mass destruction. Now they're going back and saying it's al Qaeda again." McDermott didn't stop at trashing President Bush and America's position. He also gave moral support to Iraq when he insinuated Saddam Hussein's regime could be trusted, on weapons inspections no less, notwithstanding its history of deceit over the past decade."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"John Ashcroft!!"
(To be sung to Waylon Jennings' "Amanda") I've held it all in, Lord...God knows I've tried...
But it's an awful awakening in a patriot's life...
To know of Left's tyranny and Slick's shameless lies...
We put "OUR GUYS" in Justice, then they IGNORE Clinton's CRIMES...

John Ashcroft, please do what's Right!!
Fate...it SHALL force you to INDICT Left's blight!!
John Ashcroft, put up a Fight!!
Patriots will help you when you do what's Right!!

That's what's special 'bout FReepers, folks, we understand...
The pleasures of fightin' Slick's BigMoneyMan.
T-Mac screwed o'er the Teamsters...his crimes are OBSCENE.
Now Ashcroft's in Power, Fer Justice We FReep!!

John Ashcroft, Pride of the Right...
Left, they may hate you, but they'll learn our Might!!
John Ashcroft, Slick we'll INDICT...
Fate shall then make Bill his Cell-Buddy's "wife"!!

Mudboy Slim

Let's boogie!!

Time to pick it up a notch, folks, we've got to get the word out about McAuliffe before the Statute Of Limitations runs out with respect to his TeamsterGate Involvement. For those of you new to FreeRepublic, what we call this is "e-FReepin'", wherein we inundate as many sources as possible with information about an issue we care deeply about. In this case, the issue that many of us care deeply about is "JUSTICE!!" Thank you and I hope you will enjoy your stay on our thread.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/27/2001 01:25:35 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice@the.Mudcave!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight tyranny...bold warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...we'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's goons must feel our might!!

Right's winning...the Truth will come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!

(Reprise)

Contest the Left's protests...they love Slick 'cuz Left's ALL liars!
Right's winning...come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

[poet]

The "bubble" is not to be taken literally. I am referring to the "American Dream" and what America stands for.

Simply a metaphor, my friend, evidently a bad metaphor. I appreciate your critique' and I am of the opinion that if my writings are not clear, then I have the responsiblity to make changes.


FReegards

[Mudboy Slim]

A "bubble" seems so fragile, and I believe the strength of America is not something that can be successfully assailed from without...just within.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I?!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all Slick's crimes...let's send Bill to Prison!!
McAuliffe'll RESIGN...Then, We'll RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim

Yo...FReepers!!

The 26th of October 2002 is set in stone fer somewhere in DeeCee as the DeeCee FReepers convene again...Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...and enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full-fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin' and GeeDubyuh Praisin'!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

More details to follow.....

Patriotic FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim

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Keep 'em coming Mud!

That bastard McAuliffe just might see the sunset through bars one of these evenings.