S.A. Woman Charged $32 For Opinion (one born every minute - and she is blond...)

http://www.clickonsa.com/ant/money/12onyourside/stories/12onyourside-166661920020913-110936.html ^

[Rebelbase]

Just in case you're series about the Troops knitting thing, this is the thread(USO Canteen, FReeper Style) you need to look at. I can assure you that you will find safety from blonde jokes from all the posters there.

[VMI70]

Now that is really, really funny!

[Critter]

Where you been, you old dog? : )

I was driven off by the "real" conservatives here... you know, the Cultural Jihads, and the Kevin Currys... :)

So I come back to find they recruited a dim wit blonde into their corps? Yikes!

[Kevin Curry]

I beg to differ... sewer rats are compelled to become lawyers

If you think lawyers are bad, you ought to see their clients.

[Axenolith]

Okay, well you people know how I feel about being insulted by your "dumb blonde" jokes. I have been an avid fan of Free Republic for a couple years now but I guess it's time I find a new hang out. I thought I had something in common with you people because I am a life-long conservative but apparently not. Before I say good-bye can I ask you if any of you have young blonde daughters? Would you like it if they were constantly offended and poked fun of like you are doing to me on this thread?

Don't short change us on the obligatory kick a** Opus Post, the last one I saw was pretty weak so I'll be holding you to high standards.
OTOH you could take Currys advice and stick around, just put on the asbestos before carping :)

[Chu Gary]

"Please stick around......"

Well said (the entire statement) and I agree. Hang around a while RepublicanHippy - life is good here!

[Alissa]

Me too Diddle - I've enjoyed both brunet and blond men in my younger years! Blond jokes are just fun because blonds have been 'advertised' to have more fun! It's just a little bring them back to earth jokes for the most part.

[VMI70]

Yup--This will go to 200 easy.

[tomkat]

anyone who seriously considers a lawsuit over a blonde joke is likely not much of a 'conservative'.

$0.02

[Chu Gary]

"I went to church some years ago with a young lady(early-20's) who had the most strikingly beautiful silvery hair."

Was her name Coulter? Did she, herself, tell blonde jokes?

[RepublicanHippy]

I always thought she was a transvestite (probably spelled wrong). What ever happened to her anyhow?

[Kevin Curry]

I was driven off by the "real" conservatives here . . .

LOL!

See what I mean, RepublicanHippy? Pipsqueaks. Nervous, scared, yippy little pipsqueaks.

When they can't run with the big dogs, they go to DU or LP.

[Dog Gone]

I beg to differ... sewer rats are compelled to become lawyers...

Notice how I can shrug that off with a chuckle. soft chuckle

[ZinGirl]

Hey....at least she can knit, apparently. Kudos to her. However, I'm getting the feeling she'll want signed affadavits that the recipient of her knitting has never made, uttered, or even listened to a blonde joke. Otherwise, "no scarf for you!....NEXT!"

[RepublicanHippy]

I do hold a Master's degree so my brain must be somewhat functional b----.

[RepublicanHippy]

Too bad you were raised to accept your lot in life. Chances are you are not a real blonde eh thunderthighs?

[myrabach]

Lets see, I am blond, my daughter is blond... she is grown now... but we have exchanged and laughed at blond jokes for years. Many times when we did things, as everyone has, that were a little on the duh side, we just joked about it being a blond thing. We have many "tears running down our face" laughs of this sort. It was cleansing in a way, to blame doing a dumb thing on something rediculous... like hair color, instead of taking it seriously and feeling uncomfortable.

Are we dumb? No, not on your life... do we have a sense of humor and can laugh at ourselves... you betcha!

I'm sorry that you are offended... and I do hope that somehow you are giving us all a good ribbing. Maybe its just a blond thing....

[ZinGirl]

I have been an avid fan of Free Republic for a couple years now but I guess it's time I find a new hang out. I thought I had something in common with you people because I am a life-long conservative but apparently not. Before I say good-bye can I ask you if any of you have young blonde daughters?

pinging you for another "bad opus"thread....didn't want you to miss it.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Or Susan Estrich...

[Critter]