[Rebelbase]

Just in case you're series about the Troops knitting thing, this is the thread(USO Canteen, FReeper Style) you need to look at. I can assure you that you will find safety from blonde jokes from all the posters there.

[ZinGirl]

Hey....at least she can knit, apparently. Kudos to her. However, I'm getting the feeling she'll want signed affadavits that the recipient of her knitting has never made, uttered, or even listened to a blonde joke. Otherwise, "no scarf for you!....NEXT!"

[MissLuluBelle]

I can assure you that you will find safety from blonde jokes from all the posters there.

Oops! Check again -- Blonde joke alert! No thread is safe from the dastardly blonde joke!