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I think Jonah nails it again.
1 posted on
09/11/2002 6:22:13 PM PDT by
Restorer
To: Restorer
Jonah's usually has good things to say. Bump for later
2 posted on
09/11/2002 6:44:00 PM PDT by
fineright
To: Restorer
I think Jonah nails it again.A bit too much hysteria for my taste.
3 posted on
09/11/2002 6:49:38 PM PDT by
eclectic
To: Restorer
I'm all for Peace, Love, Brotherhood, and FIREPOWER!!!
4 posted on
09/11/2002 6:56:27 PM PDT by
xkaydet65
To: Restorer
"Whats So Funny about Peace, Love & Understanding"
Its just like communism...Looks good on paper and sounds great but its just not gonna work.
To: Restorer
If "The Onion" is right, Atta and his evil troupe are in Hell right now. But the really funny thing is their Hell might also be his Heaven. A German scholar made a fairly startling discovery this year. It turns out the 72 virgins these guys expect upon arrival in Paradise might not be virgins at all. Oh, I don't mean that they might have played the field in college (or burka-knitting school) or anything like that. I mean, they might be raisins. It turns out that the passage which so many of these psychopaths considered their eternal nookie ticket was mistranslated over the centuries.
Because of a grammatical glitch, it's quite possible that the Koranic passage which promises that salvation is an eternal Fleet Week for young men who massacre innocents more likely promises that you get a nice bowl of juicy white raisins when you go to Heaven. Not only is that great news for twitchy evil pervs like Atta because it means his tighty-whiteys will remain unsullied by female hands for all eternity, it opens huge new possibilities for "Fruit of the Loom" underwear. One can only imagine the reactions of these young men, all torqued-up from endless assurances that their afterlife will be one endless booty-call, only to be greeted with a great big bowl of white raisins.
Don't you hate when that happens.
6 posted on
09/11/2002 8:05:45 PM PDT by
Valin
To: Restorer
Consider Mohammed Atta who had the intestinal fortitude to carve up innocent men and women in order to crash a plane into more innocent men and women, but who went to his grave shaking with terror that a woman might touch his man-panties, even after he died. Funny stuff
7 posted on
03/07/2003 12:57:15 PM PST by
CyberCowboy777
(In those days... Every man did that which was right in his own eyes.)
To: Restorer
Heck, men & women don't understand each other at all, and history shows they get along tolerably well.
So "understanding" has nothing to do with it.
9 posted on
03/07/2003 1:01:27 PM PST by
P.O.E.
(God Bless and keep safe our troops.)
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