Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
I might need a Designated Driver up to the Patriot's Rally...Robin, you drive the MudMobile...LOL!!
Yep...there's always that little punchy period in every ALL-NIGHTER FReep-A-Thon!!
BWAHAHA...MUD
BTW...scout's honor, what time are you showin' up down there?! 6:15 seems awful early....
Back at ya FRiend.
Ummm maybe, well how's this....To thy own self be true.
I dunno...is his name "TaZ" or "damn proud liberal"?! If not, please send this "genius" my way.
FReegards...MUD
I dunno...is his name "TaZ" or "damn proud liberal"?! If not, please send this "genius" my way.
HA! if my RAT cousin is on FR I don't know about it. He thinks I am a right wing nut case and doesn't speak to me anymore--oh well, you win some and lose some.
BTW, I hear you folks are getting some serious snow.
Take Care
In Richmond, VA, 3-4 inches IS serious...LOL!! It's still sorta nasty on the side roads now, but by this afternoon, most f it will be gone. It was loads of fun fer me and the kids, though...we built a great snowboy and had some great sled runs.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...if yer cousin does come on-board, please surreptitiously send him my way, we need to talk...LOL!!
LOL--okay--but please don't hate me later! You would be talking to a seriously hard-core whiney-@$$ liberal.
"YOU!!"
Thought so...ping me when you git yer COURAGE UP, Ol' Man...MUD
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns, the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened, your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act. In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue. Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country. Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
FReegards...MUD
sultan88
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns, the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened, your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act. In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue. Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged, for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country. Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
FReegards...MUD
"How come you're so goldurn consistently right?"
Unfortunately, I apparently AIN'T...MUD
Thank goodness...MUD
"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
Hey...hey-ey
Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
Mudboy Slim (10/29/01)
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