Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
Actors...can't live with 'em, can't deport 'em!!
FReegards...MUD
"Control of the Senate for the next two years hinges on the results in these seven races:
Ark. Mark(RAT) Pryor, state attorney general Sen. Tim Hutchinson
Colo. Tom(RAT) Strickland, former U.S. attorney, Sen. Wayne Allard
Minn. Sen. Paul(RAT) Wellstone, Norm Coleman, former St. Paul mayor
Mo. Sen. Jean(RAT) Carnahan, Jim Talent, former congressman
N.H. Jeanne(RAT) Shaheen, governor John Sununu, congressman
N.J. Frank(RAT) Lautenberg, former senator Doug Forrester, businessman
S.D. Sen. Tim(RAT) Johnson, John Thune, congressman"
Exterminate the RATS in November!!!
FReegards...MUD
A long time ago came a man on a track
walking thirty miles with a pack on his back
and he put down his load where he thought it was the best
made a home in the wilderness
he built a cabin and a winter store
and he ploughed up the ground by the cold lake shore
and the other travellers came riding down the track
and they never went further, no, they never went back
then came the churches then came the schools
then came the lawyers then came the rules
then came the trains and the trucks with their loads
and the dirty old track was the telegraph road
Then came the mines - then came the ore
then there was the hard times then there was a war
telegraph sang a song about the world outside
telegraph road got so deep and so wide
like a rolling river. . .
And my radio says tonight it's gonna freeze
people driving home from the factories
there's six lanes of traffic
three lanes moving slow. . .
I used to like to go to work but they shut it down
I got a right to go to work but there's no work here to be found
yes and they say we're gonna have to pay what's owed
we're gonna have to reap from some seed that's been sowed
and the birds up on the wires and the telegraph poles
they can always fly away from this rain and this cold
you can hear them singing out their telegraph code
all the way down the telegraph road
You know I'd sooner forget but I remember those nights
when life was just a bet on a race between the lights
you had your head on my shoulder you had your hand in my hair
now you act a little colder like you don't seem to care
but believe in me baby and I'll take you away
from out of this darkness and into the day
from these rivers of headlights these rivers of rain
from the anger that lives on the streets with these names
'cos I've run every red light on memory lane
I've seen desperation explode into flames
and I don't want to see it again. . .
>From all of these signs saying sorry but we're closed
all the way down the telegraph road
Soon to be known as "DemonRAT Whore'd!!"
LOL...MUD
Rush is on a ROLL...MUD
Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"...
It Knows yet Yearns...my Mind shan't Waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
Sky-Seedin' fer Lightnin'...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-Lustin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice Hunger...Left's Justlessness is Rilin' me...
And Slick knows he's no Nam Ranger...this is TYRANNY!!
New FRiends shan't ignore our tunes...Slick's our Darkest Day!!!
Truth Shall Triumph...we're the True Right...We'll reinvent Screen Names...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
FReegards...MUD
135 posted on 10/12/01 10:35 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
If my words did flow...from the radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views...comin' thru the music?!
Would you hold them near...as if they were your own?!
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken.
Perhaps, they're better...left unsung.
Yes, I know...you don't really care.
But, FReedom songs'll...soon fill the air!
Ripples from WhiteWater...
If you feel no sense of loss...you have no soul!!
Raise up your voice...tell folks why you're angry!
All our Nukes were sold...Cold War starts a-gain!!
Let it be known...seek Justice for Clinton...
'Cuz we have Laws...we'll CONVICT this "man"!
Bill must be told...to take the highway!
Take it! Be Gone! And we'll make it Right!
And once Slick goes, Left's Cadre will follow...
Justice demands...they're all sent Home!
Ripples from White Water...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
Yes, you can choose...to keep your silence...
But once Slick falls...you're all alone!
Folks, we must stand...against Bill's TREASON...
Yes, we'll find a way...Prison's Left's Traitor's HOME!!
La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
La de da da dah...La de da da de da dahh...
La da dahh da dah da da da dahhh...
Mudboy Slim (6/29/99)
Folks, the Clinton Stonewall is in the process of collapsing, the American Sheeple are slowly, but surely, coming to understand the absolute depths of Corruption to which this Administration was willing to stoop. Now's the time to re-double our efforts to hold Bill Clinton and his Criminal Enterprise accountable for their crimes, once and for all!!!
FReegards...MUD
136 posted on 10/12/01 10:43 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
BTW...Apparently there's gonna be some theatrics on the Senate Floor at 1:30 PM EST...even the RINOS are showing some spine these days...)8^D!!
free dixie,sw
free dixie,sw
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
Hey...hey-ey
Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
97 posted on 10/29/01 4:02 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Slim Whitman ROCKS...MUD
Unnhhh!!!
American Lib'rals, stay away from me-ee!
Socialist Left, Big Brother...let me be-ee!
Don't come a'pimpin' the Federal Whore,
Don't want you to regulate no more!
I got more important things to do...
Than waste my time hatin' life with you!
"Now Lib'ral," I said, "Stay away-ay!!
DemocRAT Jacka$$, listen what I say-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'rals, get away from me-ee!
Enviro-Whackos...Algore huggin' tree-ees...
Don't come a'bitchin' around my store...
Ain't gonna fund your Programs no more...
Public Ed can stupidify,
But Rush's Right don't believe their LIES!
"NOW WOMYN," I said, "Go away-ay!
Feminist NAZIS...listen what I say-ay-ay-ay!!"
American Lib'ral, said get away-ay!
Hell'ry Rodham, listen what I say-ay!
Don't come a'stealin' the bread from my chores...
Ain't gonna fund your "art" no more...
We don't need your welfare schemes...
We don't need your class enmity!
Left-Wing Press ignores Bill's lies...
The Right will just convict his spies!!
Slick Willie, time for you to flee-eee!!
American Sheeple...when will you see?!!
GO!! Gotta hound away, gotta pound away, don't take no more!
We're gonna nail ya, Lib'rals! We'll RE-IMPEACH ya, Clinton!
Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye, Bye-bye-eye!
You're no good, B.C.! We're not fooled by you!!
Gotta look Slick, Right, in the eye,
Tell'im what he's gotta do,
"Ya know ya gotta leave...ya know ya gotta go!"
Bill's in CHAINS by Christmas Eve, or how 'bout tomorrow?!
Slick, ya gotta leave-eve!!
Goodbye, DemonRAT Minions...Goodbye, you Socialist twits!!
Mudboy Slim
To ALL who attended the FReeper/Judicial Watch Rally--
Thanks for showing me a great time...I've never met a finer group of patriots in my life, and I spent 18 years as a Navy Brat amongst some of the finest fighting men and women this great Country has ever produced. We're RIGHT...and the Long Arm of Justice is about to put an end to Slick Willie's TREASONOUS reign!
Please let me know about any future FReeper events at the White House...I'll be there with bells on!!
EaglesUp--MUD
1 Posted on 07/25/1999 20:06:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (here.til.we're.done!)
Still kickin' up my heels, my FRiends...MUD
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Liberal Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(Warner fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
MUDBOY SLIM
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")
Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout Left's "New World Order"...
'Cuz Fascists wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Christians outta town!!!"
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!
Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!
Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...
(Excellent guitar jammin' by the BigMan...)
We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!
Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!
FReegards...MUD
99 posted on 11/16/01 5:22 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Bwahaha...MUD
Mud
We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!
Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!
I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!
Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but BrokeLaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!
(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)
Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night...
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!
Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!
Mudboy Slim
BTW...I know where Terry McAuliffe lives...we must FReep him repeatedly this Spring, Summer, and Fall!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Gonna be a Good Nine Months....MUD
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
And William JeffersonBlythe Clinton's Legacy Shall Be the De-Legitimization of the DemonRAT Party!!
Nine Months to the Mid-Term Elections...Let's Not Waste a Single Day!!
So Sayeth the Word of...MUD
1 posted on 2/10/02 3:06 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Operation SST, proceed per schedule...MUD
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