Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick's Stag, man...
Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!
Folks, aid my dreams...fer "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power, only lonely, Right's Goal is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I Blame YOU!!
No one bites back this hard on their anger...
None of my pain and woe...can show through!!
Folks, my dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed my prescience...follow me!!
PUNK McAuliffe, he's OUR Focus...
Right's GOAL is Vengeance...fer Tyranny!!
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool!!
When I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool!!
And if I swallow the Med'yuh's EVIL... Strap yer fingers roun' my throat...
If I shiver please give me a blanket...
Keep me warm let me wear your coat
No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man
To be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Before and........MUD
Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie...everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!! We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!
FReepers, Let's ROCK!!!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 11/14/01 12:08 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs about Justice, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
'Cuz Slick's like my Ol' HornDawg Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...'cuz...
Folks, I ain't askin' Big Guv'ment fer nuthin'...
'Cuz I can git it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
EX-Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camel named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, Slaughters Innocents in Kosovo!!
Left b'lieves, "Clinton Walks On Water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's DemonRATS will be doin' a little JailTime soon!!!
'Cuz EX-Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
Wise Men say, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm bringin'...
You just leave this "Mad libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but US FReepers got the dirt...
DemonRATS run fer cover, but Limbaugh's words GOTTA HURT!!
The Lib'rals say, "Can't We Just Move On?!!"
But RAT politicians're bleedin' votes...
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave on'ry Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Quite Sincerely...Mudboy Slim
Folks, time to take out the trash...MUD
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (upt@no.good!)
Heh heh heh...MUD
"Although no senators would speak for the record, three Senate sources told Human Events that Leahy had reneged on a deal made with Judiciary Republicans in which they supported his bill to re-authorize the Department of Justice. Republican senators assailed Leahys action as dishonest and a vicious a slap in the face to the retiring Thurmond, who sponsored the South Carolina judges nomination. Thurmond, who will turn 100 on December 5, made rare public appearances to denounce Leahy, first in committee and then on the Senate floor. "I am hurt and disappointed by your action," said the frail senator in a committee meeting on October 8. "You have repeatedly stated that Judge Shedd would be given a vote today. I took you at your word. In my 48 years in the United States Senate, I have never been treated in such a manner."
South Carolinians need to insure that no RAT is ever allowed to disgrace Sen. Thurmond's Senate seat...losing Jesse Helms and Phil Gramm and Strom means some young GOPers need to show some good conservative leadership in the upcoming Congress!!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...we're whuppin' butt and takin' names now, and we ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Quite Sincerely...MUD
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like Left's dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with RAT's Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im squeal while Ol'Dwight goes ta town!!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you FReepers see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!!!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're Ol' Hist'ry, man!!
FReegards...MUD
Lessee..........nope, you didn't forget a thing.....
You sure had your writin' shoes on. LOL
They're great!
BTW...WOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!
Senate balance after 5 November 2002--well, technically after the Senate's seated in January--shall be 53 or 54 GOPers with both Zell Miller and John Breaux going independent and caucussing with the Pubbies by Spring '03!! November '04 will then result in a Filibuster-proof GOP majority and a second term fer Dubyuh!!
The worm is turning...
Quite Sincerely...MUD
"James Madison, the father of the Constitution, in fact feared some future political leaders would finagle the legislative process just this way. And he warned in Federalist Paper No. 58 that if it happened, "The fundamental principle of free government would be reversed. It would be no longer the majority that would rule. The power would be transferred to the minority."
In recent years, the process has become so politicized and so polarized and so ingrained that we cannot even put it aside in time of war. It is a system that Cuisinarts individual thought into a blind party goose step. A system that expects one to go along with the team even if the quarterback is calling the wrong signals. And one of these days someone smarter and younger and more articulate than I is going to get through to the American people just how really messed up it has become. And when that happens, the American people are going to rise up like that football crowd in Cleveland and run both teams off the field!!! Because as Churchill said, "Democracy is based on reason and a sense of fair play" and there is nothing reasonable or fair about this system."
Zell goes Indy next Spring and starts caucussin' with the GOP...MUD
Wellllll, Treason is a Capital Crime...but we'll deal with that li'l fact after we've got Slick in chains!!
FReegards...MUD
"Payback time
"Either way, the Republican candidate benefits."
Run Traficant Run...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Sounds like a good lead-in to "character is destiny..."
It's funny, Slim, but as I look back into my 53 years on this world, the "John the teenager" was not a lot different- inside, where it counts- than the "John whose teeth are falling out" of today. Sure, I've lived through, and experienced, things I could hardly imagine back then. But I'm not that different, just more weather-beaten.
Yep...and more resolute than ever...MUD
Yep...why else would the Left be so determined to prove that "Character Doesn't Matter" back in '92 and '96?! Does anybody really believe Dennis Rodman just happened?! Or Madonna...or Larry Flynt?!
No, The Left's Pantheon of Heroes is dominated by Degenerates...on purpose!!
FReegards...MUD
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