Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by the by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 10/13/2000 01:23:41 PDT by Mudboy Slim
(The Clinton Legacy SHALL BE the Destruction of the Democratic Party!!)
MUD
"32 Posted on 10/14/2000 17:59:25 PDT by Common Tator
To: Common Tator
"If you really want a good Boss, then look in the mirror. But that means taking responsibility."
Ya know, my FRiend, I've always considered you one of the wiser FReepers. Good to see ya on my thread.
FReegards...MUD
33 Posted on 10/14/2000 20:45:45 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Only in my dreams...I'll be there on the 26th of October, though...you gonna make the trip?!
FReegards...MUD
Yep...all of a sudden they're realizing that the Sheeple ain't buyin' their LIES!!
"...eradicate the rodents!!"
De-RATicate the Federal Leviathan!!
FReegards...MUD
LOL...MUD
Hmmmmmm...MUD
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
"At present, there seems no end of politicians and pundits claiming we dare not strike Saddam because of the danger of friendly casualties. Self-appointed voices of conscience warn of tens of thousands of American dead. That's nonsense. And when those who despise the men and women in uniform invoke the welfare of our troops to further their failing agendas, they transcend the commonplace cynicism of Washington. This is hypocrisy as a moral disease. Our soldiers do not fear Saddam. I do not know a single man or woman in uniform who believes that our military will fail or suffer badly, should we go to war with Iraq. The best-informed insist we will hit the Iraqi regime with such overwhelming, unexpected fury that the world will be shocked by our effectiveness.
And that is what Saddam's defenders fear, whether they are in the Middle East or in the middle of their congressional terms. This debate is about dogma, as philosophical derelicts attempt to salvage their homegrown anti-Americanism. The liberation of Iraq would discredit their outdated doctrines of Leftist liberation (Hey, our G.I.s wear berets now, just like Che! We've even stolen their costumes).
"Make no mistake: The anti-war voices long for us to lose any war they cannot prevent."
Huzzah! HUZZAH!! HUZZAH!!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...is Rush intimating that the Beltway Sniper is a Leftist Whacko?!
As we already know, the Anthrax Terrorists were most certainly LeftWing DemonRAT EnviroWhackos!!
MUD
And if I am not mistaken, one of the men was shot mowing the grass at the gas station and the 25 yr. old girl was vacuuming her car........
Uni-Bomber, jr.?!
I bet'cha this guy don't live thru Halloween, heck, he might not make it to Columbus Day...MUD
"The Nobel Peace Prize 2002"
"The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the Nobel Peace Prize for 2002 to Jimmy Carter, for his decades of untiring effort to find peaceful solutions to international conflicts, to advance democracy and human rights, and to promote economic and social development.
During his presidency (1977-1981), Carter's mediation was a vital contribution to the Camp David Accords between Israel and Egypt, in itself a great enough achievement to qualify for the Nobel Peace Prize. At a time when the cold war between East and West was still predominant, he placed renewed emphasis on the place of human rights in international politics.
Through his Carter Center, which celebrates its 20th anniversary in 2002, Carter has since his presidency undertaken very extensive and persevering conflict resolution on several continents. He has shown outstanding commitment to human rights, and has served as an observer at countless elections all over the world. He has worked hard on many fronts to fight tropical diseases and to bring about growth and progress in developing countries. Carter has thus been active in several of the problem areas that have figured prominently in the over one hundred years of Peace Prize history. [BWAHAHAHAHA!!!]
In a situation currently marked by threats of the use of power, Carter has stood by the principles that conflicts must as far as possible be resolved through mediation and international co-operation based on international law, respect for human rights, and economic development.
Oslo, 11 October 2002
Richmond Times-Dispatch
15 June 1999 Correspondent of the Day, Mudboy Slim
"Accord Made Possible By Capitulation--Clinton's"
Editor, Times-Dispatch:
People who have tuned in to any of the networks over the past few days have no doubt been treated to any number of stories celebrating Bill Clinton's great military victory over Yugoslavia, as well as his supposed political victory over those who have questioned the advisability of his ruthless attacks on a sovereign nation that has never threatened our national interests. Does the Leftist Media even believe their own spin?!! Are they as corrupt as Clinton, or just plain IGNORANT?!!
After two months of indiscriminately slaughtering innocent Kosovar Albanians and Serbs alike, destroying the infrastructure of a sovereign nation, and expending a substantial portion of our already-depleted weapons cache, the G-8 deal Slobodon Milosevic apparently has accepted is almost exactly the same as the one we could have had prior to Clinton's commencement of the bloodshed.
By all accounts, the Rambouillet Accords the administration tried to force down the throats of the Yugoslavian leadership were acceptable to Slobo with two major exceptions. First, the occupying force Clinton wanted to install in Kosovo had to be NATO-led, while Slobo insisted that the peacekeepers be UN-led. The difference is critical, as a UN-led force would be monitored by the U.N. Security Council, on which both Russia and China have veto authority; while a NATO-led force would answer directly to Slick Willie.
The second major disagreement related to the future of Kosovo as a province of Yugoslavia, where the U.S./Kosovo Liberation Army contingent demanded a plebiscite in three years, which would allow the ethnic Albanians to secede and form their own Islamic state--while Milosevic insisted that Kosovo remain part of greater Yugoslavia.
The ugly truth the Clinton cheerleaders in the media refuse to publicize is that the G-8 agreement includes a UN-led peace-keeping force, and no provision for Kosovar Albanian independence. Make no mistake about it, the capitulation required to reach an agreement in the Clinton/Milosevic negotiations was much more Clinton's than it was Slobo's--and the two-month massacre was a huge waste of money, weaponry, lives, and American prestige!
Quite Sincerely...MUD
(For discussion purposes only)
Posted by: Mudboy Slim (Clinton_is@War.Criminal) 1 06/15/1999 06:46:57 PDT
SlixMYb!+C#...MUD
I agree that Carter's an absolute DOLT, but when we've got an arch-villian like the EX-Rapist-in-Chief in our crosshairs, why even bother?
FReegards...MUD
"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Well, I know it's Wrong ta Hate...
I hope I didn't scare you,
What I gotta say can't wait
I know you'd understand
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE BILL!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know MUD's kinda Strange but ev'ry time I'm FReepin',
I just run out of things to say...I knew you'd understand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong...
Mudboy has to say "MUD LOATHES SLICK!!" in a song.
(Fast Eddie pickin' and grinnin'....)
Ev'ry time the Slime was Blight, All the World just seemed All Wrong...
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE LEFT!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)**
I hope MUD doesn't SCARE you...
But there's something that I just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)**
I knew you'd understand.
Every time I tried to tell them, MUD's Words just came out Wrong,
So I'll have to sing "I Love YOU!!" in a song.
(MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....)
To be continued...MUD
**FReeperGal Chorus
322 posted on 11/21/01 12:25 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
"A speedy victory is the main object in war. If this is long in coming, weapons are blunted and morale depressed. If troops are attacking cities, their strength will be exhausted. When the army engages in protracted campaigns, the resources of the state will fall short. When your weapons are dulled and ardor dampened, your strength exhausted and treasure spent, the chieftains of the neighboring states will take advantage of your crisis to act. In that case, no man, however wise, will be able to avert the disastrous consequences that ensue. Thus, while we have heard of stupid haste in war, we have not yet seen a clever operation that was prolonged. for there has never been a protracted war which benefited a country. Therefore, those unable to understand the evils inherent in employing troops are equally unable to understand the advantageous ways of doing so."
FReegards...MUD
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