"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")
Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!
Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...
(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!
The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...
"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...
"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.
Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD
290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
Well, I know it's Wrong ta Hate...
I hope I didn't scare you,
What I gotta say can't wait
I know you'd understand
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE BILL!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know MUD's kinda Strange but ev'ry time I'm FReepin',
I just run out of things to say...I knew you'd understand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong...
Mudboy has to say "MUD LOATHES SLICK!!" in a song.
(Fast Eddie pickin' and grinnin'....)
Ev'ry time the Slime was Blight, All the World just seemed All Wrong...
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE LEFT!!" in a song.
Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)**
I hope MUD doesn't SCARE you...
But there's something that I just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)**
I knew you'd understand.
Every time I tried to tell them, MUD's Words just came out Wrong,
So I'll have to sing "I Love YOU!!" in a song.
(MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....)
To be continued...MUD
**FReeperGal Chorus
322 posted on 11/21/01 12:25 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim