(A late) lunch time !
Posted on 09/11/2002 6:12:16 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")
Whew...
Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!
Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!
Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!
(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)
Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!
Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!
Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!
Mudboy Slim
Well, the trend with Guv'ment is goin' Right this time,
Good ol' Jesse Helms is cookin' down in Caroline!
People down in Virginny can't be still,
With Coach George Allen's kid whuppin' butt in Charlottesville.
People down in Texas come from near and far...
To hear Dubyuh speakin' 'cuz We'll WIN THIS WAR!!
So gather roun', gather roun', FReepers!!
Get down; well, just git down, FReepers!!
Get loud! YES...you can be loud here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!
So be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna do it again, oh, Amen!!
Ronald Reagan's chillin' on his Ranch today,
He ain't gettin' credit, but he showed the way!
And with Rush Limbaugh, it's a damned good bet...
That Slick Willie Clinton ain't seen nuthin' yet!
And all the good people all 'cross Tennessee...
Are Singin' "NO NEW TAXES!!", while dissin' Gore the Tree!!
So gather roun', gather round, Christians!!
Get down; well, just git down, Gen-Xers!!
Get loud!!! Folks...we don't allow cowards here!
And be proud, 'cuz we're damned proud here!!
Be proud you a rebel, 'cuz the Right's gonna IMPEACH again, yes it is!!
FReegards...MUD
57 Posted on 09/26/2000 20:08:20 PDT by Mudboy Slim...
Rebel-rousin' Song fer a TGIMonday...MUD
Yep...the rules are clear and the AFer need to git a clue...MUD
Was it because of this?......
SCOTUS will NOT take the case.
Lautenburg will be on ballon in NJ !
"SCOTUS will NOT take the case. Lautenburg will be on ballon in NJ!"
It had to do with the Torch, but I think it was just the brazennous of the NooJoisey RATS more than the SCOTUS decision per se...he was trying to say "SHEEEESH!!" and was quite embarrassed at the slip of the tongue.
FReegards...MUD
(A late) lunch time !
Bill was takin' a trip back to A-R-K,
Toolin' along in his Cabriolet,
Tokin' on a number and diggin' on the radio.
Just as he crossed that ol' Virginny line,
He heard that highway start to whine,
And he knew that Left rear tire was about to go!
Well, the spare was flat and he got uptight,
Becuz there wasn't a fillin' station in sight,
So he just limped on down the shoulder on the rim.
He went as far as he could and when he stopped the car...
It was right in front of my little bar,
Kind of a pool-hall-lookin' joint called "The libertarian".
Well, Slick stuffed his hair up under his hat,
And arrogantly announced that he had a flat,
And would I accept some weed in exchange for a new one?
Well, there was one thing I was sure glad to see,
Wasn't a soul in the place 'cept fer him and me,
And he looked so disgustin', I just pointed towards the telephone.
He called up dead's station down the road aways,
And dead said he wasn't very busy today,
And he could be there in about ten minutes or so.
Slick said, "My names Bill the New DemonRAT!!"
And I didn't bother to tell the durn fool that
I sure as Hell don't care fer Left-wing politicos.
He just ordered up a spritzer and sat down at my bar,
When some guy walks in and says, "Who owns this car...
With the peace sign, pink wheels, and astroturf floor?"
Well, we looked at Bill and Slick damned near cried,
And decided that he'd just wait outside,
So he laid a dollar on the bar and headed for the door.
Just when he thought he'd get outta there with his skin,
These five REAL MEN come strollin' in,
With this Angelique chick and a young fella named Sultan!!
And he was almost to the door when stand watie said,
"You tip your hat to this lady, son!"
But when he did all that hair fell out from underneath.
Now the last thing Bill wanted was to get in a fight,
Anywhere, anytime, as he quivered in fright,
'Specially since he's a yella punk and fightin' made him pee!
But they all started laughin' and he felt kinda sick,
And he knew he better think of something pretty quick,
So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!!
Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,
But before Slick could move, I grabbed me a chair...
And said, "Watch him folks, becuz he's a thoroughly dangerous man!
Well, you may not know it, but this man's a spy,
He's a Soviet mole and awfully sly,
And he's been sent down here to denigrate ol' Uncle Sam!"
Sultan's still bent over holdin' onto his knee,
But all them FReepers wuz lookin' and listenin' to me,
And I told how Bill was drafted and never ever went!
I said, "Would you believe that this man has gone so far...
As puttin' Stalin stickers on the bumpers of cars,
And he voted for George McGovern for President!!
Well, he's one of them long-haired, pretty-boy Left-Wing nags,
I betcha he's even got a Commie flag,
Tacked up on his wall! To him, FReedom's just a mirage!
He's a snake in the grass, I'll tell ya guys,
He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise,
'Cuz he's a mastermind in the ways of espionage!"
They all started lookin' real suspicious at Billy,
And he jumped up and said, "Now wait a minute, Sillies,
You know he's lyin', I been Conservative all of my life!
SO WHAT if I left my Country in a lurch?
I belong to the Little Rock Baptist Church,
Oh sure, I sleep with a lotta broads, but so'd you once you met my wife!"
Then Bill started whinin' 'bout the way he was stressed,
But I didn't wait for him to explain the rest,
I held off dirtboy while bouncin' Billy outta there on his butt!
And when he hit the ground he didn't relax...
'Cuz they was just takin' his car down off the jacks...
So he threw ol' dead a dime bag and fired that muthah up!!
Ol' Oprah Winfrey woulda sure got HOT...
At the way Bill was fussin' as he left my lot,
With AuntB hollerin' and chasin' him in a trot!
Now, lookin' back I shoulda let 'em have their fun,
Reckon that's I'm "The Compassionate One",
But I did join all them FReepers fer many a Tequila shot!!
Well, since that day, o'er twenty years had past,
When I realized ol' Bill's still smokin' that grass.
He was doin' the Sting as few men can...Hell! He even cut his hair!
Folks, he's had ya'll slavin' while he's spendin' and taxin',
As if Bill was our King and all loot's his for the cashin'...
Then Bill figured he oughtta split before the LAW got there.
'Cuz in his campaigns, he was caught dirty-dealin',
Influence sellin' and bimbos a'squeelin'...
But Right didn't INDICT 'til Slick was RE-IMPEACHED by Congress!
Folks, I think we're gonna rewrite Bill's script,
Instead of goin' workin' for that DreamWorks/Lippo Clique,
Let's sentence Bill to Leavenworth, post-President!!
LOL and FReegards...MUD
96 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:29:51 PDT by Mudboy Slim
Nonsense!
All depends on what the meaning of, "tie" is, sultan.
Remember: *I'm* "The Judge," & that boy's firmly entrenched in my doghouse.
Must I remind you I'm much more corruptable than even his Lowness Clintigula, The Sink Emporer?
...so, here's where some real *local* politics comes into play. ;^)
Nice that you reworked this song and included Angelique. Very Nice.
"So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!! Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,..."
So, why (of all your sidekicks) does the Sultan take the kickin'???
As interpreted by the New Jersey Supreme Court and upheld by the SCOTUS, if neither Mudboy Slim's team nor the Sultan's team make it to the playoffs, then it's a tie. The wager is who goes further in the playoffs.
Isn't that so, oh great and powerful and wise judge?
I have here a large can of fresh, unopened Virginia peanuts. Would you like them, sir??
I'm the final arbiter of this matter & to hell with those gutless old men & the old bag on the SCOTUS.
"...if neither Mudboy Slim's team nor the Sultan's team make it to the playoffs, then it's a tie. The wager is who goes further in the playoffs.
Isn't that so, oh great and powerful and wise judge?"
You forgot omnipotent, but...OK.
Yes, I believe that that is the *crux* of the wager & I shall rule (~in your favor) accordingly. (so you'd better be a regular praying mantis these two tie, buster.)
...better peanuts than The Peanut Shop of Williamsburg, huh? ;^)
"Warning of war but expressing hope for peace, President Bush outlined his case Monday night against Saddam Hussein's "arsenal of terror," saying the Iraqi leader must disarm or face a possible military strike."
Sodom's MEAT...MUD
"Big Bad Jawn"
(To be sung to Jimmy Dean's "Big Bad John")
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn)
Ev'ry mornin' on the Hill you can see him arrive
An effete, white-haired man, about seventy-five
Kinda slump'd at the shoulders and feeble at the hip
And everybody knew ya didn't give no lip to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Everybody knows where Jawn calls home
A big, marble palace called the Capitol Dome
He went from Committee Chair to the RINO head
And if you ever thought to cross him, you could end up dead - Big Jawn.
Some say he got rich on Liz Taylor cash
And landed in the Senate just 'cuz Obenshain's plane crash
With 50 per cent against his DemonRAT foe
Was all he needed to grab his power-hungry hold - that Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
Then came the day; it was Farris versus Beyer
Mike needed help to douse the LeftWing's fire
Christians were prayin' and hearts beat fast
And the RightWing smelled Victory at last-'cept Jawn.
Through the haze and the smoke of that election-year hell
Came Jawn's Deal with the Devil that Conservatives knew well
RINO Jawn and RAT Don made the RightWing groan
And “Radical” Mike stood all alone – thanks to Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
And in ’94 it was Ollie North against Robb
Then Big Jawn screamed, "Hey, Chuckie, I'll help save yer job!”
And Medyuh Whore’d scrambled like a pack of Sosh'list Knaves
To do their duty, Chuck Robb’s butt to save- for Big Jawn.
With lies and Nancy, they tore Ollie down
And ran that RINO Coleman that Big Jawn found
As the dust finally settled from that awful fight
Jawn was the TV hero that election night - Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
The VA Right barely recovered from that cowardly s***
The GOP wants to build a statue in honor of it
And in Two Thousand and Two there’s one plan
And that’s to insure no one run against this awful man...Big Jawn.
(Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
FADE (Big Jawn, Big Jawn) Big Bad Jawn (Big Jawn)
You done good, my FRiend...MUD
Actually, the last time I posted it was back in September '01 and that version included Angelique.
"So he just reached out and kicked Ol' Sultan right in the knee!! Sultan let out a yell that'd curl your hair,..."
"So, why (of all your sidekicks) does the Sultan take the kickin'???"
LOL...that's a position of honor, my FRiend, with the original dude with green teeth becoming Newt Gingrich in the original FReep. Why, does yer leg hurt?!
FReegards...MUD
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