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Posted on 09/07/2002 3:58:01 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: FreeTheHostages
dubyagee, Post #667
TOP TEN REASONS WHY (and here you have an option of themes) (1) I'm Still Posting in This Thread
1. Laughter is the best medicine.
2.Human nature is often entertaining.
3.Watching conservatives 'eat their own' reminds me I'd rather have a cheese sandwich.
4.Enjoy watching history repeat itself
5.Enjoy posting nonsense in the midst of those who think they aren't
6.Gives me the illusion of being 'one of the crowd.'
7.Brings back memories of Junior High.
8.It helps to acknowledge one's weaknesses.
9.It's that rubberneck thing, man.
10. I don't know, help me God!
To: Mudboy Slim; Brian Allen; Forgiven_Sinner; harpo11; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; dubyagee; Miss Marple; ..
WHAT HATH GOD WROUGHT?
Mudboy, here they all are, in their glory, rescued from the smokey backroom. I now can think of 20 scarey things about that thread! Not coincidentally, I've posted all of our contestants' entries in the above posts in this thread. This thread is now open to comment by any and all, but the above posts will let Mudslim Boy and me, your judges, compare carefully. Of course, we both plan to be drunk when judging, so no one get their hopes up. I'll announce the 3 finalists at 10 p.m. in this thread and am preparing to imbibe. In some real sense, Sam Adams is the judge here!
2018 Brian Allen (HAPPY)
Entry 1508 Forgiven Sinner (HAPPY)
Entry 1229 harpo11 (HAPPY)
Entry 1092 Vets_Husband_and_Wife (um, *11* HAPPY reasons)
Entry 1091 dubyagee (HAPPY)
Entry 1081 (ignore, formatting error fixed in reposted list at 1092)
1037 Miss Marple (HAPPY)
Entry 1013 Indy Pendance (HAPPY)
Entry 965 Chad Fairbanks (HAPPY I guess, its top ten reasons he loves FR)
Entry 954 one_particular_harbour (STILL POSTING)
Entry 887 Timesink (HAPPY)
Entry 886 dubyagee (STILL POSTING)
Entry 870 ArneFufkin (HAPPY/POSTING [happily on this thread])
Entry 764 Physicist (STILL POSTING)
Entry 762 dubyagee (STILL POSTING)
Entry 752 paulklenk (STILL POSTING)
Entry 738 Dianna (STILL POSTING)
Entry 736 Jake0001 (STILL POSTING)
Entry 724 BluesDuke (STILL POSTING)
Entry 680 JulieRNR21 (HAPPY)
Entry 667 dubyagee (STILL POSTING)
Entry
Mud, notice people were still posting and then as our contest continued more contestants at least claimed to be happy Freeperes. Pat yourself on the back, sport, weve made this little corner of the world a little sunnier.
The ping list of contestants, with bribes noted, is: Brian Allen; Forgiven_Sinner; harpo11, Vets_Husband_and_Wife; dubyagee (um, one of his lists is basically an ode to Mud); Miss Marple; Indy Pendance; Chad Fairbanks (bribe at post 1947: photo of Ann Coulter; bribe at post 1975: charmingly brutal question); one_particular_harbour; timesink; ArneFufkin; Physicist; Dianna; paulklenk (hilarious non-list posts); jake0001; bluesduke; JulieRNR21 (bribe at post 1921 animated chocolate kisses; post 796: butterfly)
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To: one_particular_harbour
I'm offering bribes, too. How about me in a nightie.
With or without? ;) (just kidding...good luck!)
To: Mudboy Slim; Brian Allen; Forgiven_Sinner; harpo11; Vets_Husband_and_Wife; dubyagee; Miss Marple; ..
My finalists are, in no particular order,
Timesink (#887),
dubyagee (# 1091 is what I have in mind, slim, but I imagine that you like 886!), and
paulklenk (#752).
Annoyingly, I wont say much about why I chose these 3: I want Mudboy to step to the plain untained by my perceptions (although mired in much bribery scandal, apparently). (And no, it didnt help that dubyagee posted more than once: his/her 667 is actually pretty bad, actually, but I just looked at each individually.)
Mudboy, if you feel REALLY strongly about Jake0001 or Harpo11, we can put them on the finalist list too. But forced to make some hard choices, I choose these 3.
Some judges notes:
First of all, really, APPLAUSE APPLAUSE a lot of people have been having fun with this, including me, thanks for playing. The fact that you entered means you have a good sense of humor (although COUGH there appear to be a couple of exceptions) and so youre not doing to be all twisted around if I dont like your list as much as you did, I hope. I give these judges notes just because yall took the time to enter and I figure youd prefer to hear how I made my decision so you will all know, all joking aside, that I really did spend some conscientious time on these entries.
And yes, Mudboy and I will be posting our own lists here when we announce the winner, so youll get your chance to mock the judges. This is Free Republic, no?
As Ive made pretty clear, it was always my intention to drink beer while judging. So no whining, no one ever said this contest was going to be fair. But I didnt imbibe too much. My foolish decisions are a product of my own foolish will, not Samuel Adams beer (which is really very good HICCUP).
All of you guys who realized that I was a Bush Babe, major points for researching me, but I wont be swayed! (Bribery will only matter in the finals, when Mudboy Slim comes into the picture.)
OK, to the losers, well, of the 20 entries, I would say only 2 or 3 really stunk. (No, seriously, we said humor counts in the rules, right?) Anyone of the other entries could have won and none of you would have been able to prove that the fix was in. (I take Mastercard.)
There will several best line candidates.
Theres a certain charm in ArneFufkin (who easily would have won if the contest was best name), Post #870, line 6 on while still posting:
6: Court ordered home arrest. Arne, as I judge this I noted Cultural Jihad put you up there in the top three and I went back and read it again. Sigh, I'm afraid you're a victim of my ignorance: I just didn't get some of them. The ones I got were funny.
Then theres Diannas (#738) line 3, on while still posting:
3. I'm hoping that BADJOE will come back and change his name to GOODJOE.
Then theres BluesDuke (724) reason 1 why hes still posting:
1) You mean I need a
reason? Well, I tried... ;)
And who will forget Forgiven Sinners
7. I sing kareoke to Doug_From_Uplands songs at the neighborhood liberal bar.
Miss Marple, I think you suffered from my relative newbie status because some lines may have been funny but I just havent been around. But I loved your:
"6. Once you have been called a knee-pad wearing, statist, socialistic, empty-headed Bushbot, that guy who growls at you in traffic doesn't intimidate you anymore." Post 2087 places you second: Cultural Jihad loves it. You have the same problem as Arne for me as judge, however: stuff there I'm not getting. Sigh, perhaps should have mentioned I'm a relative newbie who avoids as much of the politics here as I can.
But overall, my runner up, the one Id take for fourth if I could nominate four finalists, for consistent depth in the thread, would be Harpo11 or Jake0001. They both had brevity, a virtue in a top ten list, and an open, naive humor:
Jake0001, Post#736
Top 10 reasons why I'm still posting this thread.
10.It beats working
9. Noone in creation could read the entire thread anyway.
8. Actually its the first time I posted in this thread.
7. Its more light-hearted than actual events.
6. Its good to post something that might get a reply.
5. Its better to post something for a prize.
4. Wasn't this thread to be killed?
3. I'm new here and too ignorant to know when to shut up.
2. Method of payment for bribery - Do you take Diner's Club?
1. Who's LYNN CHENEY?
Why I'm Still A HAppy FReeper
by Harpo
1) I can be all that I want to be.
2) I can post pictures.
3) I can post words.
4) I can read words.
5) I can see pictures.
6) I can learn things.
7) I can laugh.
8) I can reach for the cybersky.
9) I can swear.
10) I am free.
Last line of Harpos is very good, no? And Jakes a newbie. God help a newbie who mistakenly stumbles upon a thread like this: I felt a strong maternal need to nominate him. It was close. (Oh, and its Lynne Cheney, no?)
So, a nice round of applause for our runner-ups.
Physicist, your entry 764 was quite possibly the funniest, I could tell it would be really funny if understood the background references, but I didnt, so you are kinda losing cause the judge is dumb but Im sure you made a lot of people laugh along the way.
Harpo11. True confession: loved your entry, almost a poem. If I had more artistic courage, I would have put it in the finalist spot. You want the truth? I think its very real and pretty, but I also think there would have been a RIOT if Id named it as a finalist. It spoke to me, but I darent have it lead the group: I guess I do want our winner to speak to everyone. Thanks for entertaining us. Oh, and dont get me wrong, Im not afraid of starting a riot generally. But here I do hope our winner makes everyone warm and fuzzy cause Im spending real money on a book as a prize in order to make everyone warm and fuzzy. So its counter to present purposes for a riot to occur. Youre perhaps going to kill me for saying it, but it was secretly my favorite. Whatever. Have a beer on me!
Julie you put so much work in this!! But it was too sincere, actually, to be too funny. It was just delightful! All your posts are. I do think your post is in keeping with the spirit of the contest and must give you an honorable mention.
Brian Allen Its not that it was late. It was that a top ten list has to end with a big splash and your number 1 was written under obvious time pressure! :) Hee hee. Wish youd have found us 5 minutes earlier.
one_particular_harbour: 6. I like beating up on middle aged people who have like to be anonymously mad about what is posted on an internet bulletin board, and sick and twisted enough to think it actually matters. Um, this was funny but angry-funny. Some people like angry-funny and youre a victim of a judge who tends, as my selections indicate, toward the silly-funny side of life. But I dont deny the humor. Its the painful acoholic aging comedian dark humor stuff you see sometimes. Im not saying its not good. Its just not me. Like, I loved: 2. My kids are watching Disney Channel. I hate Disney Channel.
OK, the HONORABLE MENTION AWARDS:
Harpo11: MOST AVANTE GUARDE
Julie: MOST CUTE
Julie: BEST WORK TRYING TO BRIBE THE JUDGES
Vets_Husband_and_Wife: MOST OBVIOUSLY DESPERATE TO WIN (this was a close contest, by the way, but you nabbed this title) :) (Hey, we said *ten*!! Whats up with the 11!! Why, if we had an award for the most huztpah!! :) Youve been a lot of fun on this thread and Ive enjoyed chatting with you.)
HONORABLE MENTION ON MERIT:
Harpo11 and Jake0001
Chad Fairbanks: Very good, very succinct. Sometimes too literal/sincere, were grading for humor
Indy Penance: same comment as above. Think you or Chad could have reached the finals if done just consistent silly humor, like your great lines 7 and 5-2. Just my preference as a judge.
To: FreeTheHostages
:::I will now be logging off and hiding under a table, if anyone's trying to reach me:::
To: FreeTheHostages; Timesink
Timesink's 10 reasons were very funny. I thought his number one reason was just too cheesy, though. ;) Upon closer look, his post is a worthy contender in spite of that let down at the end.
To: Cultural Jihad
Thanks for you post, CJ. Really, guys, anyone who wants to comment, have a ball. I'm not made of glass if any of you want to complain! Just don't say: "YOU'RE A TOTAL IDIOT." Because by now that should be understood.
But all you LOSERS should feel free to comment on the finalists. Have a ball.
To: Cultural Jihad
Re Timesink's No. 1: true, perhaps. But he did have a drumroll. And did you see the 3 links accompanying "such as these"?
To: Cultural Jihad
I think dubyagee's 2 and 3 are absolutely hilarious. The No. 1 there isn't as good, too.
To: Cultural Jihad
And Paulklenck's No. 1 is well ... I'm speechless.
To: FreeTheHostages
I am honored just to be nominated. Seriesly, I am.
I got tired of shamelessly trying to get people to go HERE. So I've been over at pogo playin' Word Whomp.
I personally think your judging is superb. 8 * )
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posted on
09/07/2002 7:27:22 PM PDT
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dubyagee
To: dubyagee
Not surprised that one of our finalists has a Traficant fetish.
To: All
Hee hee: here's what I posted on the original thread:
To: All
For anyone who really cares, may I interrupt the hysterics to announce that the judging is now ongoing in the Top Ten contest that was strangely interwoven with this dialectic. You may view the entries and the finalist list at this location. The irony associated with continuing to argue while we run a contest mocking such unhappiness provides a dark backdrop which makes our contestants' humor shine all the brighter. So please don't let me interrupt you.
But if you ever *do* decide to get a good laugh, it's a nice thread to go to.
2131 posted on 9/7/02 10:41 PM Eastern by FreeTheHostages
They've got each other in some kinda death grip over there. Now, isn't this a much more respectable thread to appear in?
To: FreeTheHostages
Phew......what a task!!!! They are all good. I know you have your finalists, but on behalf of my sense of humor, I'd like to tell you mine. I have 5 actually (and that wasn't easy).
Also in no particular order:
Miss Marple
one_particular_harbor
ArneFufkin
Chad Fairbanks
Vets_Husband_and_Wife
.......and all the rest....lol
Good job, contestants!
To: FreeTheHostages
WOW....guess I should say 'thanks' for MOST CUTE....is that akin to Miss Congeniality?
So one chocolate kiss got me an 'Honorable Mention'?
Now I'm thinking I should have gone for broke & given you the whole bag....
To: Southflanknorthpawsis
Thanks. You know, Cultural Jihad listed in Miss Marple in his top 3 list before I finished judging. And I went back and looked again. God help me, your judge is an idiot, but some of them were really funny and others I just didn't get. :::shrugging:::
To: FreeTheHostages
Bump for the Judges!
To: Southflanknorthpawsis
But I agree with you that ArneFufkin or Chad Fairbanks would have, on a different day with a different type of beer, been in the top 3. Now the Vets person listed 11 entries, which kinda made that list an uphill battle to get into the top 3! But it was a cute twist.
To: Physicist
Oh, and I was a math major and I so *really* wanted to vote for you because I do assume, am I correct, that you are a physicist? Sorry that I didn't. Your bribe $ was just paltry.
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