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Hmm, none of you did a Top Ten for being scared. So I thought I’d give it a try: less chance of being accused of plagiarism.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THIS THREAD [referring to the latest BadJoe thread] IS SCARING ME

10. Saw this movie just a few weeks ago, starring BadJoe, and I know this thread will die a gruesome, lingering death.

9. Alarmed by the number of people who view their Freeper spats as interesting to the rest of us.

8. Repeated mention of Ann Coulter with only two photos in a Freep thread is a sign of the Second Coming.

7. The words “I have read this entire thread and waited more than a full day to post while I pondered your post. “ appear in post number TWO THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE. That’s just scarey.

6. I really do find it alarming that AAABest keeps posting these picture-perfect JPGs of various gas valves and furnaces and the combatants simply dance around them, indifferent to the beauty of ordinary things.

(something nonsensical said to Paul and the Band right here)

5. Twenty people actually believed we’d be dumb enough to mail them a book! Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha. just joking

4. People are so angry they are forgetting to spellcheck!

3. Me and some other DC Chapter Freepers went to the South Pentagon knoll today to tidy up the momentos and memorials about the young trees near the crash site, and nothing in some of the angrier posts in this thread seemed to pay appropriate reverence to the time of year we are now in. (OK, it’s not funny, but it is scarey.) Momento mori.

2. Actually, I can think of over 2000 reasons . . . and counting.

And **drumroll** the number one reason this thread is scaring me to death:

1. For all we know, Mudboy Slim may be posting in the thread in his underwear.