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Other Opiates - What kids know.
National Review Online ^ | September 3, 2002 | Mark Goldblatt

Posted on 09/03/2002 4:43:42 PM PDT by Ragtime Cowgirl

September 3, 2002, 9:00 a.m.
Other Opiates
What kids know.

By Mark Goldblatt

t's a freshman writing assignment I give every semester: Respond in your journals to the following quotation: "Religion is the opiate of the masses." After the students copy the words into their notebooks, I ask them to name the author. I do this now out of a mixture of curiosity and masochism; very likely, none of them will know. In the ten years I've been assigning the quotation, only five students have immediately identified Karl Marx as the author - and all five were foreign students. So as usual, in the semester just ended, after the initial silence, I offered them a hint: The author was German.

They pondered this for a moment. Finally, an older black student named Maxine raised her hand. "Was it Martin Luther?"

The class roared with laughter.

Their reaction puzzled me. It didn't seem such a bad guess. Luther was German, and he did write about religion. As Maxine glanced around, another student tapped her on the shoulder. "Don't you know he was a brother?"

The reason for the laughter suddenly dawned on me. The entire class had assumed Maxine meant Martin Luther King - their jaws dropped as I explained who Martin Luther was.

That moment has stuck with me because it highlights what, to my mind, are the two great problems with students now entering college. The first is familiar enough: They don't know what they should know. The second is more subtle yet even more worrisome: They assume they know much more than they actually do know. In this instance, not only did the students fail to identify arguably the most famous quotation of the last two centuries, or to recognize the name of the leader of the Protestant Reformation, but they felt secure enough to laugh at an educated guess far closer to the mark than they realized.

Through the years, we've grown accustomed to New York City's students lagging behind the rest of the country's on standardized tests; accustomed, as well, to American students getting blown out of the water by their peers in Far East or European countries - or, indeed, in any country where hunger does not eclipse education as a parental concern. Less familiar are surveys in which American students show markedly higher rates of satisfaction with the poor education they are receiving; they are, in other words, utterly ignorant of their own ignorance.

It is a trend that should worry us because, unlike in the past, ignorance is no longer tempered with humility. Rather, after years of psychotherapy disguised as pedagogy, ignorance is now buoyed by self-esteem - which, in turn, makes students more resistant to remediation since they don't believe there's a problem. This resistance, indeed, is part and parcel of a wholly misplaced intellectual confidence that is the most serious obstacle to their higher education. For the last two decades, I've taught freshman courses at CUNY and SUNY colleges in the city; the majority of my students have been products of the city's public schools. I am saddened, therefore, to report that more and more of them are arriving in my classes with the impression that their opinions, regardless of their acquaintance with a particular subject, are instantly valid - indeed, as valid as anyone's. Pertinent knowledge, to them, is not required to render judgment.

Want to scare yourself? Sit down with a half-dozen recent public high-school graduates and ask them what they believe. Most are utterly convinced, for example, that President Kennedy was murdered by a vast government conspiracy. It doesn't matter to them that they cannot name the presidents before or after Kennedy. Or the three branches of government. Or even the alleged gunman's killer. Most are convinced, also, that AIDS was engineered by the CIA - even though they cannot state what either set of initials stands for. Most will voice passionate pro-choice views on abortion - even though they cannot name the decision that legalized it. Or report the number of judges on the Supreme Court. Or define the word "trimester." Most will happily hold forth on the hypocrisy of organized religion - even though they cannot name the first book of the Bible. Or distinguish between the Old and New Testaments. Or state the approximate year of Jesus's birth (a trick question). Most will bemoan global warming - even though they cannot name three greenhouse gases. Or convert Fahrenheit temperatures to Celsius. Or say what planetary phenomenon causes seasons.

Let me stress that I'm not talking about stupid kids - though yes, as painful as it is to acknowledge, there are in fact stupid kids. But in this case I'm talking about bright kids, talented kids, curious kids - kids who will occasionally concoct ingenious, if wrongheaded, theories to compensate for what they don't know. Several years ago, for instance, a student of mine suggested that a semi-colon got its name because it drew attention to the words around it. She thought the spelling was: "See me colon." Clearly, if she's clever enough to come up with that, she's clever enough to learn the proper use of semi-colons; it's just that no teacher ever bothered to correct her punctuation.

She, and students like her, have been robbed - and not simply of the instruction they should have received through 12 years of primary and secondary schools. They have been robbed of their entrée into serious cultural debate. Robbed even of the realization that they are stuck on the outside looking in. They are doomed to an intellectual life of cynicism without ever passing through knowingness, a life in which they grasp at platitudes to resolve momentary disagreements and do not possess the analytical wherewithal to pursue underlying issues.

They are lost generations. It's too late for them to catch up. But we owe it to their children to do better.

- Mark Goldblatt teaches at SUNY's Fashion Institute of Technology. His new novel is Africa Speaks. This essay first appeared in the New York Post three years ago.



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To: mamelukesabre
" Tastes like ass"...... Starr Report, footnote 210.

Thank you Bill Clinton.

41 posted on 09/03/2002 9:46:05 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
Want to scare yourself? Sit down with a half-dozen recent public high-school graduates and ask them what they believe. Most are utterly convinced, for example, that President Kennedy was murdered by a vast government conspiracy. It doesn't matter to them that they cannot name the presidents before or after Kennedy. Or the three branches of government. Or even the alleged gunman's killer. Most are convinced, also, that AIDS was engineered by the CIA - even though they cannot state what either set of initials stands for. Most will voice passionate pro-choice views on abortion - even though they cannot name the decision that legalized it. Or report the number of judges on the Supreme Court. Or define the word "trimester." Most will happily hold forth on the hypocrisy of organized religion - even though they cannot name the first book of the Bible. Or distinguish between the Old and New Testaments. Or state the approximate year of Jesus's birth (a trick question). Most will bemoan global warming - even though they cannot name three greenhouse gases. Or convert Fahrenheit temperatures to Celsius. Or say what planetary phenomenon causes seasons.

Ah, the NEA's work is done!

42 posted on 09/03/2002 10:18:04 PM PDT by Hugin
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To: HassanBenSobar
After two years of college I dropped out and found that I knew exactly jack. I began to teach myself history, anatomy, biology and spelling. (I cringe when I read the letters I wrote my hubby ten years ago.) As time went on I researched theology, (more) history and began working on basic grammar and chemistry. In high school I had passed Algebra 1 (barely) and had forgotten most of that so I had to relearn 7th and 8th grade math and PreAlgebra and Algebra I. I'm beginning Algebra II this January.

Can I teach my kids Calc right now? No, but you can be damn sure that I'll be ready when they are.

I may not be trained to teach a particular subject, but I?m willing to learn to better educate my children. What other human being is willing to do such a thing for them?

It's because of this devotion that hs kids are better educated than the ps kids, even when the parents aren?t trained or qualified to teach. Don't sell us short! :-)

43 posted on 09/03/2002 10:22:08 PM PDT by Marie
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
Marxism is the opiate of the masses.
44 posted on 09/03/2002 10:37:49 PM PDT by opinionator
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To: Auntie Mame
There are public libraries just about everywhere, filled with books. These books can be checked out for free. If the children read some of those books, they would, practically by osmosis, figure out what a semicolon is and how it's used, among other things. Even if all they read was fiction they'd learn a lot.

Haven't you, as an adult, stumbled upon something which you realize you know nothing about?

I left high school thinking I had a core of basic knowledge which would be the foundation my college years were built upon. Guess what? I couldn't have placed any historic event in the correct decade. I have to consult my cookbook to figure cups vs ounces vs whatever. I had only a very general knowledge of world geography. Most of my grammar comes from "instinct". I have always read a great deal, so I can usually figure what "sounds right" but I couldn't explain it to anyone.

But I had NO idea that there was so much that I didn't know. I was a smart kid, I took honors classes, and got good grades. I did my reading, wrote my papers and assumed I was being educated.

45 posted on 09/03/2002 11:19:02 PM PDT by Dianna
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~
education went into a downward spiral back in the early 20's - 30's. Do you agree?

Yes. Alot of things seem to have begun to change in the 20's, and the changes seem to have accelerated in the ensuing decade.

And what little I have read of Dewey seems to indicate that mediocrity, homogeneity and non-academic socialization have been in the cards for public schools since before there was a public education system as we know it. I.E. -- all of the things so many ppl hate about it are precicely what it was indended to be.

But you and gummi seem to have devoted considerably more study to the subject than I have.

46 posted on 09/04/2002 2:56:20 AM PDT by Yeti
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~
And Pink Floyd seems to have gone downhill after "Wish You Were Here"....

Junior high? You're just a baby, a youngin', a tyke, una niña ...

What is the entire point of the article?

Hmmm... Seems to me to be that the confluence of non-academic mass attitudinal therapy and weak academic instruction has left students unprepared for higher education. What does the article mean to you?

I remember more than a decade ago seeing this kind of proud, ~ willful ignorance ~ even among honors college students.

47 posted on 09/04/2002 3:16:13 AM PDT by Yeti
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To: ladylib
So far I am happy with the local public elementary school. How it came to be that they actually got a conservative principal is beyond me and it truly shows. He is wonderful.

My daughter is going to 1st and my son into 5th. My son went to private school until 2nd grade and my little one went to pre school at a private school until K. Both are doing very well with my assistance. Lucky for me I do not have to work.

I will be considering private school for HS. I went to a great Catholic HS and would love for them to go there starting with 9th grade.

48 posted on 09/04/2002 5:26:23 AM PDT by alisasny
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To: Auntie Mame
I wonder why these children don't read?

Ummm... does like reading contain, like, graphics or something? I mean, is there like video or audio?

49 posted on 09/04/2002 5:39:54 AM PDT by banjo joe
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~
I went to high school in the '60's. Even then I realized I was learning more from my personal reading than I was learning in the required classes.
50 posted on 09/04/2002 5:43:05 AM PDT by banjo joe
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To: opinionator
Marxism is the opiate of the masses

The masses are asses.

51 posted on 09/04/2002 5:45:47 AM PDT by banjo joe
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
bump
52 posted on 09/04/2002 5:52:37 AM PDT by carpio
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To: mamelukesabre
"in like flint"--the phrase is "in like flynn" "butt naked"--the phrase is "buck naked"

I've always wondered, should "bald-faced lie" really be "bold-faced lie"? I usually hear the former, yet I always thought it was the latter.

53 posted on 09/04/2002 6:11:49 AM PDT by bankwalker
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl; Vic3O3
My wife and I are doing a bunch of research now on how we want to home school our children, (our daughter is 9 months old). Currently we are reading, "The well trained mind". It is making a very persuasive arguement for a true classical education. The more that we read of it, the more we are leaning that way.

For those interested in home schooling the book is a interesting read.

Semper Fi
54 posted on 09/04/2002 6:11:54 AM PDT by dd5339
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To: Hugin
Most people laugh when you say you think there is a conspiracy, but people without knowledge are easy to control. I'm not saying that individual teachers are conspirators. They are just dupes of the education schools and the school unions. We don't need people anymore with an academic education. That's why School-to-Work programs are being put into place. What we need is a compliant workforce of worker bees who don't question anything. Just give them bread and circuses -- they'll be happy.
55 posted on 09/04/2002 6:36:05 AM PDT by ladylib
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To: dd5339
There is an interest in classical education in this country. Many new Christian schools are developing curricula based on the trivium. Besides the Well-Trained Mind website, there are Great Books Academy, Angelicum Academy, and Classicalfree.org. A woman by the name of Christine Miller has an extensive website. You could find it if you just type in Christine Miller, Classical education.
56 posted on 09/04/2002 6:41:14 AM PDT by ladylib
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To: Jack-A-Roe
From what I understand it's a fad that asks students to memorize words rather than sound them out phonetically. The Chinese alphabet is based on pictograms. Ours is based on phonetics. The schools are asking their students to treat words as pictograms. I heard one woman (who was totally against Whole Language) say that pictures are processed by one side of the brain, words on the other. Words aren't pictures in our language. She says it causes confusion, as well as making the student drowsy. Whole language just doesn't make any sense to me. Why turn a fairly easy skill to learn into a nightmare? Oh, I know! To hire special ed teachers and reading teachers and all that goes with it.
57 posted on 09/04/2002 6:51:44 AM PDT by ladylib
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To: ladylib; Vic3O3
Thanks for the information. My wife is compiling all sorts of home schooling information on the computer for further study.

Semper Fi
58 posted on 09/04/2002 6:58:20 AM PDT by dd5339
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To: banjo joe
I went to high school in the '60's. Even then I realized I was learning more from my personal reading than I was learning in the required classes.

I was in highschool in the 80's. You are very fortunate. I was too interested in social stuff and couldn't see past the end of my nose. I will say that I've always been interested in bible studies....and did so even then. (of course my dad made me..but I didn't mind)

59 posted on 09/04/2002 6:59:55 AM PDT by Freedom2specul8
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To: HassanBenSobar; dd5339; TxBec
I don't know a lot of Moms who can teach their kids calculus.

Actually, most homeschool curriculums understand that math instruction is geared to have the child prepared for calculus in college. See Saxon, A Beka, and Math-U-See for examples.

60 posted on 09/04/2002 7:15:23 AM PDT by Vic3O3
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