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To: StriperSniper
Every boat should have a head.
2 posted on
08/26/2002 5:57:17 PM PDT by
Cagey
To: InvisibleChurch
Hey, when the fishin's good and the beer is cold, why let something like a human head ruin it? I mean, it's not like they knew the person or anything...
I admire these men for their dedication to the concept of 'Priorities'. Such a rare trait these days... ;0)
To: InvisibleChurch
Makes sense to me.
To: InvisibleChurch
Oh, my. Things continue to deteriorate (sp?). Well, we must pray. V's wife.
5 posted on
08/26/2002 5:58:09 PM PDT by
ventana
To: InvisibleChurch
Obviously the head's name is Bob.
7 posted on
08/26/2002 5:59:55 PM PDT by
Consort
To: InvisibleChurch
Here in New Hampshire we have a catch and release law that says anything less than 7 1/8 hatsize has to be tossed back.
To: InvisibleChurch
A new "dedicated fishermen" joke will be making the rounds in a bit.
18 posted on
08/26/2002 6:08:04 PM PDT by
arthurus
To: InvisibleChurch
well, everyone should be so lucky... a chance to get a head in life.....
im so sorry, it just had to be said... God rest her soul, but you gotta find humor in things like this, or youd just go crazy
To: InvisibleChurch
Golfers do it too:
A guy comes home and his wife meets him at the door. "So how'd the game go, honey?"
"Bad news, dear - Bob had a heart attack on the 11th hole."
"How awful!"
"Yeah, it was. Hit a shot, drag Bob, hit a shot, drag Bob..."
To: InvisibleChurch
23 posted on
08/26/2002 6:15:51 PM PDT by
NYer
To: InvisibleChurch
This may seem unreasonable to people who don't go fishing, but if you're 22 miles out and they're biting, then the severed head can wait a few hours...
31 posted on
08/26/2002 6:25:38 PM PDT by
Geronimo
To: InvisibleChurch
. . .a scene from 'The Shipping News'. . .grim.
32 posted on
08/26/2002 6:26:28 PM PDT by
cricket
To: InvisibleChurch
Good thing Bill Clinton wasn't on board!
It would have been more than a couple of hours before he came in.
...ya know how the slime-ball likes his "Head"
...can't believe this is the 1st Clinton joke. Your turn!
To: InvisibleChurch
Reminds me of a fable I've always tried to live by:
A boy loved to play soccer with the other kids in the neighborhood. One day the ball rolls into the street and he runs after it only to be struck by a passing truck. After a miraculous surgery the boy survives but only his head remains. Each day his mother sat him on the windowsill to watch the others play. One day he persuades one of his pals to take him off the sill a lay him on the ground in front of the goal so he can play goalkeeper. In the excitement of play the boy is kicked into the street only to be flattened and killed. The moral of the story? Quit while you are still a head.
47 posted on
08/26/2002 6:39:43 PM PDT by
metalcor
To: InvisibleChurch
To: InvisibleChurch
What kinda lure was he using?
To: InvisibleChurch
I think maybe these fishermen are into playing head games....strange bunch of folks.
A man saw a noggin adrift
While fishing with pals on his skiff;
So just to be nice,
He kept it on ice --
Boy, somebody's bound to be miffed!
To: InvisibleChurch
I'll have you know that that Floridian head voted for Gore 76 times.
77 posted on
08/26/2002 7:16:14 PM PDT by
Pharmboy
To: InvisibleChurch
What odd quote?
78 posted on
08/26/2002 7:16:54 PM PDT by
aruanan
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