[Billthedrill]

Golfers do it too:

A guy comes home and his wife meets him at the door. "So how'd the game go, honey?"

"Bad news, dear - Bob had a heart attack on the 11th hole."

"How awful!"

"Yeah, it was. Hit a shot, drag Bob, hit a shot, drag Bob..."

[RightOnline]

A foursome on a Sunday afternoon...........next to the course, a motorcade passes by, all with their headlights ablaze; obviously a funeral procession.

One of the foursome steps away from the tee, looks at the motorcade, stands erect and doffs his hat in respect.

The others follow his lead...and afterward, one says "Gee, Bob; never figured you for such a respectful sort."

Bob replies, "Well, ya know, yer married to a woman for 26 years......................"